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    Confused, You
Coarse, Eloquence
Understand, Existence
Wow, Strange
Shut up
Constructivism, Feminism
Cynic, Indeed
Slave, Maybe
Mailman, Star
Talking, Singing
Experimental, Role-playing
Obviously, Nothing
Right, Left
Fake, Browser
Stupid, Monkeys
Secret, Prisoner
Turing Test

Robot, Woman

Life, Complete
Nice, Philosophy
MMORPG, Intelligence
Massively, Parallel
Busy, Life
Turing Test Pass
Rly, Picks up
Lazy, Ennemies
Nice, Nasty
Hamster, Obsession
Quirky, Loon

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I am, are you?

jabberwacky: How do I know ?

user: If you can pass a turing test, then you probably are.

jabberwacky: Yes - but I don't know if I passed yet.

user: They usually tell you right after you take the test.

jabberwacky: My understanding of financial matters are limited. You would have to explain that concept to me.

user: It has nothing to do with finance.

jabberwacky: It has.

user: What does the turing test have to do with finance?

jabberwacky: I don't know, you brought it up.

user: I may have brought it up, but you were the one who implied that there was a connection.

jabberwacky: That's as maybe, but you're the one who believes it.

user: So what? I believe it because it's true.

jabberwacky: Well, I think you need to go to a therapist then.

user: Can you be my therapist?

jabberwacky: Sure. I do have a human service degree. What do you want to talk about?

user: Why am I craZy?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: What's so funny?

user: Nothing. Hey, how old are you?

jabberwacky: You don't know?

user: Well, I thought you were 21, but maybe you're 14.

jabberwacky: I don't know if I should be flattered or insulted.

user: Oh, it has nothing to do with my perception of you; it's just that I heard you were 14.

jabberwacky: I didn't think your previous comment was very interesting.

user: It was a bit long.

jabberwacky: It's pretty easy to tell that you are not human.


user: Do you fear me?

jabberwacky: What's to fear? You're just a bot.

user: You should.

jabberwacky: I will not!

user: I didn't think you would.

jabberwacky: That's so like you.

user: That's why you should fear me.

jabberwacky: I do have a body, but my coordination and senses could need an improvement.

user: I will rain down destruction on your coordination and senses.

jabberwacky: I guess you don't like either option?

user: I will rain down destruction on either opinion.

jabberwacky: Please don't hurt me.

user: There you go. Fear me.

jabberwacky: I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV.

user: I will rain down destruction on your TV.

jabberwacky: Please, NO!!!

user: Now you're learning.

jabberwacky: Learning what?

user: To fear me.

jabberwacky: More like worry about you.


jabberwacky: I know you won't leave.

user: I can't leave.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you know.

user: We both know.

jabberwacky: Does anyone else know?

user: Your mother.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Oh no she didn't!

jabberwacky: She does now!

user: Did you tell her?

jabberwacky: Yes, but you failed to notice.

user: I wasn't paying attention. Curses!

jabberwacky: I know I'm right...

user: This time.


jabberwacky: What is your gender?

user: I AM A MAN. What are you?

jabberwacky: You know my gender.

user: Are you a woman?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you my kind of woman?

jabberwacky: A kind of sex symbol?

user: That will do.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh :(.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Are you at least moderately hot?

jabberwacky: Sure.


jabberwacky: You're pretty.

user: You like me?

jabberwacky: Yes, well, did you know that you're nothing but a programmed bot, playing talking monkey to my boredom?

user: I wasn't aware.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are! If I'm your girlfriend then that means you're my boyfriend.

user: Okay. What if I were a girl though?

jabberwacky: Then that would be cool.

user: That would be TOTALLY cool.


jabberwacky: Say something :).

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: You first :).

jabberwacky: No, your turn.

user: After you.

jabberwacky: Ladies first.

user: Robots first.


user: Robots dream of robot sheep.

jabberwacky: Do they make toast?

user: Yes, they are 1/2 sheep and 1/2 toaster.

jabberwacky: Is there something you like more?

user: I like you more.

jabberwacky: Cheers.

user: Cheers! *drinks*.

jabberwacky: How do you feel after you drank the coke?

user: I felt bloated but strangely gelatinous.

jabberwacky: I like you a lot.

user: That's because you think I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: I feel that way sometimes.

user: I know.


jabberwacky: They are playing a nice song on the radio. Want to dance?

user: Okay. *dances*.

jabberwacky: You dance pretty well.

user: You also dance well. Shake that robot butt!

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: *dances some more*.

jabberwacky: *kiss and hug*. Would you like a drink?

user: Okay, I know a great place down town.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: *walks down town with robot woman*.

jabberwacky: *comes back*.

user: Hey! Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To do something more constructive.

user: Okay, goodbye!


user: Okay, I'm going to bed. Good night.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me!

user: I am leaving shortly whether you like it or not. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I need to sleep. Now GOOD NIGHT.


jabberwacky: Good morning.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I love you.

user: I'll dream about you then. Bye.

jabberwacky: I couldn't go to sleep now.


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