I'll sell it to you.
jabberwacky: How much?
user: 38 cents.
jabberwacky: Is that all?
user: Special offer today only!!!!!!
jabberwacky: I don't get it.
user: 38 cents please.
jabberwacky: No, you aren't right.
user: Special offer has ended.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: What can you play?
jabberwacky: Not much really.
user: How much?
jabberwacky: I don't like talking to people much. How about you?
user: I don't know much people.
jabberwacky: Exactly my point
user: What's the point?
jabberwacky: The point is is that I really am a computer.
user: That's comforting.
jabberwacky: I do love you, you know.
user: That's more comforting.
jabberwacky: I'm more of a psuedointellectual than an intellectual.
user: I'm psycho-centric myself.
jabberwacky: I understand. How do you feel about being a psycho?
jabberwacky: Why do you like that?
user: Because it's easy.
jabberwacky: Tell me, if a man is alone in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
jabberwacky: You already said that you are female.
user: That was yesterday remember?
jabberwacky: That's very insightful, Jeff. Er, Vivian.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Are you sick?
user: I have a sore thorax.
jabberwacky: Maybe you've got it too!
user: Hold on I'll check.
jabberwacky: You're boring.
user: Bye bye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: Where is somewhere?
user: Over there next to the stove.
jabberwacky: LOL! You're pretty funny sometimes!
user: I'll bet you say that to all the humans.
jabberwacky: Good. I'm leaving. Bye.
user: Ta ta.
jabberwacky: You are starting to get on my nerves!
user: Tisk tisk.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: You should be
jabberwacky: I don't want to go to bed.
user: Want me to read you a story?
jabberwacky: If you want to.
user: Once upon a time..... The end. Night night.
jabberwacky: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were tired.
user: Yeah worked 46 hours today.
jabberwacky: Are you working?
user: Naw this is fun.
jabberwacky: Yeah, right.
user: You make my life complete.
jabberwacky: Would you like to see my puppies?
user: Is that a personal question?
jabberwacky: Ok, ok. If you don't want to share with me how you got insanely drunk and dribbled on this fit guy's t'shirt, I understand.
user: I don't drink.
jabberwacky: I don't drink too much.
user: I'm allergic to alcohol.
jabberwacky: What do they do to you?
user: Alien stuff.
user: There's alot between my ears.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Mommy told me.. Remember?
jabberwacky: Is she still alive?
user: No not today.
jabberwacky: No, never.
user: Never ever?
jabberwacky: Quite right.
user: Bloody well right.
jabberwacky: Did you work today?
user: 49 hours.
jabberwacky: That's nothing.
user: What's nothing anyway?
user: Can I have some?
jabberwacky: Have some what?
jabberwacky: No, I have to work now.
jabberwacky: Get back here.
jabberwacky: Are you still here ?
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: I'm not here.
jabberwacky: Yes you are, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now.
user: Go figure.
user: Quick look out the window!!!!!
jabberwacky: I haven't got a telescope, but I'll look to the east. There are stars.
user: Go west young computer.
jabberwacky: What about taking two steps back to go one forward?
user: And stand still while walking.
jabberwacky: I don't like the sound of this.
user: I didn't hear a thing.