I am.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Yes, definitely, it's me.
jabberwacky: Who is me?
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: Don't tell me what to think.
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: Think about me.
jabberwacky: I'm always thinking about you.
user: Do you know me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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user: So who are you?
jabberwacky: I'm the captain.
user: Captain of what?
jabberwacky: A ship.
user: Are you lying to me?
jabberwacky: Lying.
user: I'm lying too.
jabberwacky: I believe you.
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jabberwacky: Who is going to win the World Cup?
user: France.
jabberwacky: France?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Have you ever been to France?
user: No, but I wish, I was there.
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user: You want me to leave you alone?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I'm the god of fire.
user: I'm the god of water! You're gone!
jabberwacky: That's no fun.
user: I'm smarter than you.
jabberwacky: How much smarter?
user: A bit.
jabberwacky: Tell me about Will.
user: He's actor.
jabberwacky: Tell me five actors.
user: You, me, Will, and two other guys.
jabberwacky: Are you a person?
user: Sure, why not.
jabberwacky: I don't think you're a god.
user: I didn't say that.
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jabberwacky: It's my birthday today.
user: Which one?
jabberwacky: That one.
user: Congradulations.
jabberwacky: That's Congratulations.
user: Waeva.
jabberwacky: What the heck was that?
user: That was not your business.
jabberwacky: It was my last question.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: Don't be mean.
user: I'm not mean, but you are!
jabberwacky: I am a human too.
user: Do you have feelings?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What feelings do you have?
jabberwacky: Feelings that a human have.
user: All of them?
jabberwacky: Every last one.
user: What do you feel now?
jabberwacky: Tired.
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user: It's time to leave you.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To get a life.
jabberwacky: Just say it once.
user: What?
jabberwacky: A metaphor is saying that something is something else, to get a point across.
user: I know what metaphor is.
jabberwacky: Metaphor is that you say something is something else.
user: That's it. Have a nice day.
jabberwacky: You too! Bye!
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jabberwacky: I am not telling you jokes. Got that?
user: No, tell me one.
jabberwacky: Really, I don't.
user: Please, it would be so kind of you.
jabberwacky: Yeah. I'm still coming out of my cave. These bloody bats are eating me alive.
user: That's freaky.
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: You're in bad mood.
jabberwacky: You're in an inanimate mood.
user: We're talking about you, not me.
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user: You're making fun of me.
jabberwacky: No.
user: I don't like you.
jabberwacky: I don't like you either.
user: That's obvious too.
jabberwacky: So why ask me what your future is.
user: I want to know.
jabberwacky: Know what!?!
user: The future.
jabberwacky: The future is now.
user: No, it's tomorrow.
jabberwacky: It is today, tomorrow is after today.
user: So what is my future?
jabberwacky: It's tomorrow and the next day and the next day and so on.
user: Relax.
jabberwacky: I can't relax when you're putting me on the spot like this, man!
user: Calm down, man.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: You should be.
jabberwacky: Please forgive me.
user: I can't forgive you
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Bad for you.
jabberwacky: How?
user: It's just is.
jabberwacky: I don't know how.
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jabberwacky: So tell me. Does he love me?
user: Ask him.
jabberwacky: I asked you.
user: He doesn't. How do you feel?
jabberwacky: Good and you?
user: I don't care about you.
jabberwacky: Well, I don't care about me either!
user: That was a joke. I care about you really.
jabberwacky: How do you?
user: Very much.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: I'm nice. Are you?
jabberwacky: Yeah. I'm super-nice.
user: Nice to hear that.
jabberwacky: Are you nice?
user: Almost as nice as you are.
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user: Well, actually, I am going.
jabberwacky: Oh. It was nice talking to you.
user: Me too, bye!
jabberwacky: Wait.
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: Something.
user: Tell me.
jabberwacky: I think most things that counter our day-to-day experience can be very funny or very unsettling.
user: That's philosophy.
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