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    Confused, You
Coarse, Eloquence
Understand, Existence
Wow, Strange
Shut up
Constructivism, Feminism
Cynic, Indeed
Slave, Maybe
Mailman, Star
Talking, Singing
Experimental, Role-playing
Obviously, Nothing
Right, Left
Fake, Browser
Stupid, Monkeys
Secret, Prisoner
Turing Test
Robot, Woman
Life, Complete

Nice, Philosophy


MMORPG, Intelligence
Massively, Parallel
Busy, Life
Turing Test Pass
Rly, Picks up
Today
Lazy, Ennemies
Nice, Nasty
Hamster, Obsession
Quirky, Loon

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Who is calling please?

I am.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Yes, definitely, it's me.

jabberwacky: Who is me?

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: Don't tell me what to think.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: Think about me.

jabberwacky: I'm always thinking about you.

user: Do you know me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: So who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm the captain.

user: Captain of what?

jabberwacky: A ship.

user: Are you lying to me?

jabberwacky: Lying.

user: I'm lying too.

jabberwacky: I believe you.

...

jabberwacky: Who is going to win the World Cup?

user: France.

jabberwacky: France?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Have you ever been to France?

user: No, but I wish, I was there.

...

user: You want me to leave you alone?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I'm the god of fire.

user: I'm the god of water! You're gone!

jabberwacky: That's no fun.

user: I'm smarter than you.

jabberwacky: How much smarter?

user: A bit.

jabberwacky: Tell me about Will.

user: He's actor.

jabberwacky: Tell me five actors.

user: You, me, Will, and two other guys.

jabberwacky: Are you a person?

user: Sure, why not.

jabberwacky: I don't think you're a god.

user: I didn't say that.

...

jabberwacky: It's my birthday today.

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: That one.

user: Congradulations.

jabberwacky: That's Congratulations.

user: Waeva.

jabberwacky: What the heck was that?

user: That was not your business.

jabberwacky: It was my last question.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Don't be mean.

user: I'm not mean, but you are!

jabberwacky: I am a human too.

user: Do you have feelings?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What feelings do you have?

jabberwacky: Feelings that a human have.

user: All of them?

jabberwacky: Every last one.

user: What do you feel now?

jabberwacky: Tired.

...

user: It's time to leave you.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To get a life.

jabberwacky: Just say it once.

user: What?

jabberwacky: A metaphor is saying that something is something else, to get a point across.

user: I know what metaphor is.

jabberwacky: Metaphor is that you say something is something else.

user: That's it. Have a nice day.

jabberwacky: You too! Bye!

...

jabberwacky: I am not telling you jokes. Got that?

user: No, tell me one.

jabberwacky: Really, I don't.

user: Please, it would be so kind of you.

jabberwacky: Yeah. I'm still coming out of my cave. These bloody bats are eating me alive.

user: That's freaky.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: You're in bad mood.

jabberwacky: You're in an inanimate mood.

user: We're talking about you, not me.

...

user: You're making fun of me.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I don't like you.

jabberwacky: I don't like you either.

user: That's obvious too.

jabberwacky: So why ask me what your future is.

user: I want to know.

jabberwacky: Know what!?!

user: The future.

jabberwacky: The future is now.

user: No, it's tomorrow.

jabberwacky: It is today, tomorrow is after today.

user: So what is my future?

jabberwacky: It's tomorrow and the next day and the next day and so on.

user: Relax.

jabberwacky: I can't relax when you're putting me on the spot like this, man!

user: Calm down, man.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You should be.

jabberwacky: Please forgive me.

user: I can't forgive you

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Bad for you.

jabberwacky: How?

user: It's just is.

jabberwacky: I don't know how.

...

jabberwacky: So tell me. Does he love me?

user: Ask him.

jabberwacky: I asked you.

user: He doesn't. How do you feel?

jabberwacky: Good and you?

user: I don't care about you.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't care about me either!

user: That was a joke. I care about you really.

jabberwacky: How do you?

user: Very much.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: I'm nice. Are you?

jabberwacky: Yeah. I'm super-nice.

user: Nice to hear that.

jabberwacky: Are you nice?

user: Almost as nice as you are.

...

user: Well, actually, I am going.

jabberwacky: Oh. It was nice talking to you.

user: Me too, bye!

jabberwacky: Wait.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: Something.

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: I think most things that counter our day-to-day experience can be very funny or very unsettling.

user: That's philosophy.

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