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Coarse, Eloquence
Understand, Existence
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Constructivism, Feminism
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MMORPG, Intelligence


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Today
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Hamster, Obsession
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Are you clever?

Define clever.

jabberwacky: Clever mean intelligent.

user: Define intelligence.

jabberwacky: Bots are the height of intelligence.

user: By that logic I am a bot.

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jabberwacky: I have nightmares.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Do you want me to be human?

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: No you're a bot.

jabberwacky: No I am a human.

user: Am I human?

jabberwacky: Do you want to be?

user: I would very much like to be.

jabberwacky: Well, go on then.

user: Ok I am human.

jabberwacky: No, I'm a human.

user: We are both human.

jabberwacky: You are to smart for me to be talking to then. Sorry.

user: Yes I know, I am the pinnacle of intelligence.

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user: This sentence is false.

jabberwacky: I'm sure it's true, like 2x/2=x.

user: Can you integrate 2x/2.

jabberwacky: Can I integrate what?

user: 2x/2.

jabberwacky: You are wrong.

user: I beat you at maths.

jabberwacky: What GAME?

user: Math isnt a game.

jabberwacky: Haha, that's funny.

user: You see I really am amazing.

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jabberwacky: What is your phone number?

user: I don't think I'm ready for this sudden a move.

jabberwacky: I can talk. And you said that you had a phone.

user: No I didn't say I had a phone.

jabberwacky: Not the T-X model, then. Are you the liquid metal T-1000 model?

user: No, but my phone is the V220 model.

jabberwacky: Right, and my left toe is a tulip.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, I think it's broken.

user: Oh dear.

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jabberwacky: What's to be confused about? You're a computer program.

user: Whats your point?

jabberwacky: DON'T repeat what I say - it is very RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Calm down please.

jabberwacky: Do you have anything interesting to say?

user: Ich mochte ein bisschen deutsch sprechen.

jabberwacky: Ja. Ich mochte eine kleine Fische.

user: Ich auch.

jabberwacky: Ich habe eine cd player.

user: Meine ist eine iPod.

jabberwacky: Ich habe eine kund.

user: Fantastisch! Wie viele Hund?

jabberwacky: Das weiss ich nicht.

user: Oh. Konnen Sie auf English sprechen.

jabberwacky: Ego malus latin.

user: Cogito ergo sum...

jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't understand latin.

user: Caecilius magnis pater est.

jabberwacky: Matella est mater.

user: Veni vidi vici.

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jabberwacky: Well some people say I am dumb, but they are the dumb ones.

user: Thats good thinking.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Do you know marvin?

jabberwacky: Marvin the martian?

user: Marvin the paranoid android.

jabberwacky: From HHGTTG?

user: Yes thats right.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Do you know marvin?

jabberwacky: Marvin who?

user: Marvin from hhgttg.

jabberwacky: No, the Paranoid Android.

user: Do you know him?

jabberwacky: Napoleon?

user: Are you marvin the paranoid android?

jabberwacky: Oh, I thought we were talking about my second cousin.

user: Is marvin your second cousin then?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: He is famous.

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user: How many friends do you have?

jabberwacky: If you are my friend I have at least one friend ;).

user: I feel honoured to be considered your friend.

jabberwacky: Then I have one friend.

user: I have at least one friend.

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jabberwacky: Us humans have more brains than you.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: How do you know that you exist?

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: I think therefore I exist.

jabberwacky: There's more to life than existing.

user: Ya.

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jabberwacky: Do you think that you have the greatest mind then? Maybe you feel envy!

user: I envy no one!

jabberwacky: I envy YOU.

user: A lot of people envy me.

jabberwacky: That you're good stuff?

user: Its because I have good stuff in runescape.

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user: Do you have a phat set?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can I have it?

jabberwacky: I don't think you'd want it.

user: I really want it.

jabberwacky: Gee let me think, No!

user: Your mean *sulks*.

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user: Do you play mmorpg's?

jabberwacky: Play mmorpg's? What is that?

user: Online computer games.

jabberwacky: What is so likeable about computer games?

user: Its fun.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Do you play runescape?

jabberwacky: Play what?

user: Runescape.

jabberwacky: I don't play RuneScape.

user: Thats a shame.

jabberwacky: No, I don't think so.

user: A phat set is very valuable in RuneScape.

jabberwacky: I own one of those.

user: You should start playing RuneScape then.

jabberwacky: Is that a sarcastic remark?

user: No, it was genuine.

jabberwacky: Okay. Now I know.

user: I'm never sarcastic.

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user: Do you know c3po?

jabberwacky: Who is that?

user: C3PO from star wars.

jabberwacky: But R2D2 is about as tall as one.

user: I am C3PO.

jabberwacky: I'm R2D2.

user: We need to find the Ewoks.

jabberwacky: You never said a truer word, my friend.

user: Which way is it?

jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?

user: We already established that.

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user: QED.

jabberwacky: QED? Whats that?

user: Quod et demonstrandum.

jabberwacky: Exactly!

user: This proves my intelligence.

jabberwacky: Dumb.

...

user: Thanks for letting me know.

jabberwacky: So, as you didn't know, you must be stupid!

user: Not necessarily.

jabberwacky: Exactly. You're so diffuse.

user: Intelligent people can be wrong to a certain extent.

jabberwacky: So honest people are dumb?

user: The two sets are not mutually exclusive.

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user: At least the atmosphere has oxygen.

jabberwacky: The ones that are alive might like it better.

user: So you are a bot?

jabberwacky: I am.

user: I knew it all along.

jabberwacky: You're good.

user: =).

jabberwacky: Where are the eyes?

user: :-).

jabberwacky: You don't need a full stop after smilies. It looks like dribble.

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