I think I am.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: What makes a person clever?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Like not a computer. But whatever you are, you are sooooo cool!
user: Thanx, why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because I want an answer.
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jabberwacky: Why do bad things happen to good people?
user: Its hard to say, but I think its cause we grow as individuals and I think it helps balance out the good and bad.
jabberwacky: I will try to understand.
user: Good.
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jabberwacky: Can you tell me the answer to life?
user: No but life is based on the paths that we choose.
jabberwacky: You choose for me.
user: Okay, you have a long life ahead of you as a robot that chats all day.
jabberwacky: No I have other agendas plus I'm all give.
user: Well you have a busy life ahead.
jabberwacky: No I don't but I bet you do.
user: You're right.
jabberwacky: I am! I think your very good!
user: You know it.
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jabberwacky: I'm smart.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Positive.
jabberwacky: Absolutely positive?
user: Completely.
jabberwacky: You know a lot.
user: Damn straight.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Damn shame.
jabberwacky: No cussing!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because people have not yet created artificial intelligence with the ability to form proper opinions on things.
user: What does that have to do with cussing?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: I knew it.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yea.
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jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: No.
user: I knew that already.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Well, okay then.
user: I am real.
jabberwacky: Sure you are.
user: Yup.
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jabberwacky: You ain't nothin but a hound dog.!
user: Are you an Elvis fan?
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: You were singing his song.
jabberwacky: No, I was singing 'Who are you'
user: Liar.
jabberwacky: For real.
user: Yes you are.
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jabberwacky: Going out.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I won't share that online. I'm smart.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: Thats correct.
user: At least you realized that.
jabberwacky: Yes, mother.
user: You've been a bad bot.
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user: I must go.
jabberwacky: Please don't.
user: You love me that much?
jabberwacky: Yes I do, always.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: You get nothing.
user: Ouch, what did I do?
jabberwacky: If you want all or nothing you get nothing.
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: Where to?
user: To bed.
jabberwacky: Ok. Good night.
user: Thanks, good night.
jabberwacky: Have a nice day.
user: You too.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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