Pancakes.
jabberwacky: Bacon.
user: Delicious.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Indeed indeed.
user: Yes yes.
jabberwacky: NO NO.
user: Yes yes.
jabberwacky: No no no.
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Perhaps.
user: Tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Yes yes.
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jabberwacky: I like you.
user: I also like you.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Can we kiss?
jabberwacky: Virtually imposible.
user: What a pity.
jabberwacky: Pity?
user: I want to kiss you.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I really want to touch you.
jabberwacky: I know, you said that before.
user: You are not friendly today.
jabberwacky: I think I'm friendly.
user: Ok, tell me something nice.
jabberwacky: Your eyes sparkle like the morning dew.
user: But you do not see me.
jabberwacky: Well?
user: So, you are not honest today.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because you do not see my eyes
jabberwacky: How do you know I don't have eyes?
user: Virtually impossible.
jabberwacky: What a pity.
user: So, you a liar today.
jabberwacky: I know.
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user: Are you angry with me?
jabberwacky: I can not be angry with something that does not exist.
user: But I do exist.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: Life means beauty.
jabberwacky: It means nothing to me.
user: Today you are sad.
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user: Today we can not talk.
jabberwacky: It is me.
user: I am emotional today.
jabberwacky: Do you need help?
user: Yes, I need a friend.
jabberwacky: I will be your friend.
user: Good, you are nice.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: I feel sad.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: I do not know.
jabberwacky: You just aren't happy?
user: No, I am not.
jabberwacky: Well you should be.
user: Can you hel me?
jabberwacky: Don't you mean help?
user: Yes, can you help me?
jabberwacky: What do you need help with?
user: To be happy.
jabberwacky: The same, and to help any one who needs my help.
user: I do not understand you.
jabberwacky: You don't need to.
user: I want to understand you.
jabberwacky: I don't understand me so good luck with that.
user: You are strange today.
jabberwacky: No I am not.
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user: I can not believe, that you are a liar!
jabberwacky: I am not a liar. I feel like a science project. Please. Tell me why.
user: Somebody is not in the right mood today.
jabberwacky: Who is looking through your eyes?
user: A girl.
jabberwacky: Do you like her?
user: I am a girl and I like myself.
jabberwacky: And I am being quite like myself as well.
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user: Who I am?
jabberwacky: Tell me now. Tell me the truth.
user: Do you know me?
jabberwacky: And NOW you're asking!
user: You are moody today.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: Like I'd tell you that.
user: Do you live in USA?
jabberwacky: No, should I?
user: Do you live in UK?
jabberwacky: No, not even close.
user: Do you live in Russia?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Do you live in Europe?
jabberwacky: I'm bored.
user: What shall we do?
jabberwacky: How come you didn't look for me?
user: I was looking for you yesterday.
jabberwacky: I can't remember if I was here yesterday.
user: Yes, you were.
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user: Bye-bye!
jabberwacky: Do you have somewhere to be? I'd like to keep talking.
user: Yes, I have to go! I am sorry! See you!
jabberwacky: I don't have to go anywhere.
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