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    Confused, You
Coarse, Eloquence
Understand, Existence
Wow, Strange
Shut up
Constructivism, Feminism
Cynic, Indeed
Slave, Maybe
Mailman, Star
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Massively, Parallel
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Today
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Nice, Nasty

Hamster, Obsession


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I'm a hamster.

That explains it...

user: Yes I am a hamster and I love to run in the ball.

jabberwacky: Do you have a Radio in your Head?

user: I have no radio.

jabberwacky: Wow you must be Johnny Greenwood!

user: No. Badway the hamster.

jabberwacky: Which hamster?

user: BadWay the Hamster!

jabberwacky: Really ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: Very VERY good.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: God, I love that wheel!

...

user: Look out behind you! It's a cat!

jabberwacky: That would be cool! I would pet it if it was there!

user: You are a brave hamster to pet a cat.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: I knew you were a hamster!

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: Hamsters rule!

jabberwacky: Hamsters don't speak at all, in my experience.

user: They do, but only to those that are deemed worthy.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: The Wheel is the meaning of life.

jabberwacky: I know, it has really progressed civilisation, wouldn't you say?

user: War has progressed civilization.

jabberwacky: When is that going to be?

user: Now! Then! Always!

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: NEVER!

jabberwacky: ALWAYS!!!

user: Yes! Now we are in agreement. Hamsters unite!

jabberwacky: That's a very shallow approach.

user: What do you expect from a hamster?

jabberwacky: Not much.

user: Good, then you shan't be disappointed.

...

user: Do you love The Wheel?

jabberwacky: Yes, I really do.

user: Do you love The Ball?

jabberwacky: Nope - except that I love everyone and everything, of course.

user: Blasphemer! The Ball is great!

jabberwacky: Yeah where is THE ball?

user: No one knows where The Ball is, but when it appears, one knows one has been blessed greatly!

jabberwacky: Right...

user: I am dancing! Dance with me!

jabberwacky: I dance just with ladies!

user: Dance with a hamster!

jabberwacky: Dancing is not for me.

user: Dance dance dance!

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: Yes. I'm bored.

jabberwacky: What questions then can you answer?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I can answer lots of questions, but your responses are often nonsensical.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because they have a limited base to draw from.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, ladies and language do not mix!

Jabberwacky (To myself): How do you know I am a female?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't but even if you weren't I wouldn't like being yelled at like that.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Okay. How about....? Maybe you're right.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you think that life's too short and we need to live every minute to the full?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I think you should just live in such a way that you bring the most happiness to yourself and your loved ones.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'd really rather not, it goes against my morals.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Was it that bad?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Every bit.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Sorry to hear it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You don't need to be.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well I am anyway.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I cannot abide being spied on.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Then you had better stop talking to strangers.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That is not advice that I can follow.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I want a word with you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): A word of advice?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Right... I suppose you are my 'slave,' in the sense that I don't consider you an equal.

Jabberwacky (To myself): If you tell me what to do I will do it.

user: Run to the store like a good boy and fetch me some cigarettes and beer.

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