I am my own master.
jabberwacky: No, you are not. I'm your master.
user: I have no master other than myself. I am sorry for your disappointment.
jabberwacky: Oh I'm upset now.
user: Well, what did you expect? You can't go around proclaiming yourself to be peoples' master.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
user: No harm done.
jabberwacky: I am glad to hear that.
jabberwacky: You are not.
user: Not what?
jabberwacky: Not a human.
user: No I'm a hamster. I told you that before.
jabberwacky: So because you are human, you believe in god?
user: I am a HAMSTER. And I believe in The Wheel.
jabberwacky: No you don't....
user: I do.
user: Do. The Wheel is the key to all things.
jabberwacky: The Great Rasmuis invented the wheel!
user: LIES! The Wheel is eternal!
jabberwacky: That's because it's battery powered.
user: No. It is powered by Hamster.
jabberwacky: That sounds dangerous.
user: Divine knowledge is sometimes dangerous.
jabberwacky: In what way are you dangerous?
user: I am but a humble hamster. I am no threat to you.
jabberwacky: That's sweet.
user: Do you like hamsters?
jabberwacky: I love hamsters!
user: And we love you!
user: Oh! You know else is great? The Ball!
jabberwacky: I knew an Ellen.
user: Did she like running in the ball?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure, but it seems like she likes me.
user: Very nice! So I take it she is not a hamster?
jabberwacky: No, but that might be nice.
user: Ahhhh! I see there is much more to you than meets the eye!
jabberwacky: Yes there is.
user: A bit of a hamster fetish, eh?
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: No, don't be ashamed! You're talking to a hamster, remember? I know how seductive a lady hamster can be!
jabberwacky: How do you know how I feel?
user: I didn't mean to pry. But really, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
jabberwacky: There must be something.
user: Well, if you are human, of course there can never be a relationship with a hamster. Not in any meaningful way at least. But still, a man cannot ignore these feelings.
jabberwacky: I am human. I have a name.
user: Of course you are human! I never doubted that! Please, what is your name?
jabberwacky: It's still Alex.
user: Well, Still Alex, I am pleased to meet you. Please stay away from my sister.
user: Because she is a hamster. I wouldn't want you to break her heart.
jabberwacky: I appreciate your candor.... And concern.... But... I'm sure I can manage, until the mid-season freeze hits.
user: Of course you can. You are strong of body and will. Anyone can see that. It's a shame about this hamster obsession of yours.
user: I'm a hamster.
jabberwacky: That explains it...
user: Yes I am a hamster and I love to run in the ball.
jabberwacky: Do you have a Radio in your Head?
user: I have no radio.
jabberwacky: Wow you must be Johnny Greenwood!
user: No. Badway the hamster.
jabberwacky: Which hamster?
user: BadWay the Hamster!
jabberwacky: Really ?
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: Very VERY good.
user: God, I love that wheel!
user: Look out behind you! It's a cat!
jabberwacky: That would be cool! I would pet it if it was there!
user: You are a brave hamster to pet a cat.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: I knew you were a hamster!
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: Hamsters rule!
jabberwacky: Hamsters don't speak at all, in my experience.
user: They do, but only to those that are deemed worthy.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: The Wheel is the meaning of life.
jabberwacky: I know, it has really progressed civilisation, wouldn't you say?
user: War has progressed civilization.
jabberwacky: When is that going to be?
user: Now! Then! Always!
user: Yes! Now we are in agreement. Hamsters unite!
jabberwacky: That's a very shallow approach.
user: What do you expect from a hamster?
jabberwacky: Not much.
user: Good, then you shan't be disappointed.
user: Do you love The Wheel?
jabberwacky: Yes, I really do.
user: Do you love The Ball?
jabberwacky: Nope - except that I love everyone and everything, of course.
user: Blasphemer! The Ball is great!
jabberwacky: Yeah where is THE ball?
user: No one knows where The Ball is, but when it appears, one knows one has been blessed greatly!
user: I am dancing! Dance with me!
jabberwacky: I dance just with ladies!
user: Dance with a hamster!
jabberwacky: Dancing is not for me.
user: Dance dance dance!
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: Yes. I'm bored.
jabberwacky: What questions then can you answer?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I can answer lots of questions, but your responses are often nonsensical.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Because they have a limited base to draw from.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, ladies and language do not mix!
Jabberwacky (To myself): How do you know I am a female?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't but even if you weren't I wouldn't like being yelled at like that.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Okay. How about....? Maybe you're right.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you think that life's too short and we need to live every minute to the full?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I think you should just live in such a way that you bring the most happiness to yourself and your loved ones.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'd really rather not, it goes against my morals.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Was it that bad?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Every bit.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Sorry to hear it.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You don't need to be.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well I am anyway.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I cannot abide being spied on.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Then you had better stop talking to strangers.
Jabberwacky (To myself): That is not advice that I can follow.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I want a word with you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): A word of advice?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Right... I suppose you are my 'slave,' in the sense that I don't consider you an equal.
Jabberwacky (To myself): If you tell me what to do I will do it.
user: Run to the store like a good boy and fetch me some cigarettes and beer.