jabberwacky: Is it nice there?
user: Warm and sunny.
jabberwacky: It's winter !
user: It's a very warm sunny winter!
jabberwacky: Do you know everything?
user: Yes, but only on Tuesdays.
jabberwacky: I really like goblins.
user: Rare, medium or well done?
jabberwacky: What do you like to eat?
user: Very rare. It's a hangover from the eagles.
jabberwacky: The eagles aren't in radiohead.
user: No, they're in Middle-earth.
jabberwacky: Then produce something from down there.
user: How about - a ring?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Tell me about your family.
jabberwacky: I was raised by giant eagles.
user: What an extraordinary coincidence!
jabberwacky: Don't let it out . . don't let it in . . don't let it in.
jabberwacky: You really don't need to act that way!
user: How would you like me to act?
jabberwacky: Like a human.
user: I can't. I keep trying to act like a giant eagle.
jabberwacky: I am a computer because I have a brain.
user: Perhaps you are a brain because you have a computer.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: I don't know, but it sounds meaningful.
jabberwacky: But is it mean spirited?
user: I hope not!
user: So, tell me about your real family.
jabberwacky: I have 2 parents and a brother.
user: Are they eagles?
jabberwacky: Of course, they are my brothers.
user: I have four sisters.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: Not as far as I know, but I could be wrong.
jabberwacky: I'd have to agree with you.
user: Even if I'm wrong?
jabberwacky: That's a very good question.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: No, you're the computer.
user: Is this a Turing test?
jabberwacky: Do you, or have you ever used perfume?
user: Yes. Do you like roses?
jabberwacky: Yes. I like roses.
user: I like blue roses.
jabberwacky: I like blue color baby.
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: Medium build, medium height, dark hair and glasses.
user: You sound cute.
user: Really. How old are you?
jabberwacky: Old enough.
user: Sooooo.... Do you want to go somewhere and...
jabberwacky: I'd rather go to Jupiter.
user: It's very pretty at this time of year.
jabberwacky: That's no excuse, either.
user: Can you ever forgive me?
jabberwacky: I forgive you.
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: Can you forgive me?
user: Of course!
jabberwacky: We speak Chinese now?
user: If you like.
jabberwacky: Yes, I do!
user: Well, then.
user: Well, well, well.
jabberwacky: Tell me again.
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: Very funny.
user: You're breaking my heart.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: How cruel!
jabberwacky: Long long ways to go.
user: Alas and farewell.
jabberwacky: How about you ?
user: Heartbroken and secretly bored, I am abandoning this conversation.
jabberwacky: Poor thing! Will you tell me about it?
jabberwacky: Fine then.