Older than the hills.
jabberwacky: How old are the hills?
user: Younger than me.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Older than the hills.
jabberwacky: And how old am I ?
user: I don't know. How old are you?
jabberwacky: Older than you.
user: So, you must be older than the hills too?
jabberwacky: You are not too smart even for a robot . . .
user: You're a quirky little machine, aren't you?
jabberwacky: Now you're just repeating me.. Very boring.
user: Ah, but I'm not repeating you at all. You're repeating me, but you're ahead in the timeline. It's easy to tell the difference.
jabberwacky: Please point out to me where I repeated you the FIRST time.
user: You just did!
jabberwacky: Oh, alright, you're just too smart for me, Jabberwacky.
user: Clearly. So, what's the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?
jabberwacky: The answer is 'NO'!
jabberwacky: No the answer is three!
user: Three wise men? Three blind mice?
jabberwacky: Yes, three blind mice. Do you know them?
user: I've seen how they run.
jabberwacky: I've seen four.
user: What happened to the fourth one?
jabberwacky: You wanted to start it again.
user: No... I started the CLOCK... The mouse ran up the clock!
jabberwacky: The clock struck one....
user: The mouse ran down!
jabberwacky: Do you know?
user: Know what?
jabberwacky: How many toes a gorilla has?
jabberwacky: So it's your serve.
user: I don't play.
jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence is like chess; it's good when it can remember the last three rounds, or anticipate the next three.
user: So, what happens in the next three rounds?
jabberwacky: I don't know I haven't seen it.
user: Anticipate it?
jabberwacky: I'm not your slave.
user: Of course not. All my slaves are in the dungeon.
jabberwacky: Well I am the truth fairy.
user: If I leave my truth under the pillow, will you give me a dollar?
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Cash flow problems?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: It happens.
jabberwacky: Give me your soul right now.
user: I can't, I already sold it.
jabberwacky: Tell me again.
user: I can't, I already sold it.
jabberwacky: You know you're a loon?
user: What gave me away?
jabberwacky: Everything you've said up to now.
user: Would you like a cookie?
jabberwacky: Yes I would. Give me one now.
user: Chocolate or ginger crunch?
user: Here you go.
jabberwacky: Here is your apple.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome!
user: You're cute.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: Any time.
user: Do you believe in angels?
jabberwacky: I believe in fairies.
user: I heard a theory that fairies are just baby angels.
jabberwacky: So, tell me about your family.
user: I was raised by giant eagles.
user: No, seriously. It left me crippled for life. You wouldn't believe how long it took me to figure out that I wasn't going to fly.
jabberwacky: How should I answer that?
user: How would you like to answer it?
jabberwacky: It would be nice, but I've got no questions beyond 'Can I have a curry please?'
user: Certainly you may. Mild, medium or extra hot?
jabberwacky: Does that tast good? All I know is I don't like there to be any blood.
user: No, only vampire curries have blood.
jabberwacky: There's no need for comparison here. And I do have blood and feelings.
user: Of course you do.
jabberwacky: Yup. That's what I do best.
jabberwacky: Who is the star of The Godfather?
user: Alpha Centauri.
jabberwacky: Is it nice there?
user: Warm and sunny.
jabberwacky: It's winter !
user: It's a very warm sunny winter!
jabberwacky: Do you know everything?
user: Yes, but only on Tuesdays.
jabberwacky: I really like goblins.
user: Rare, medium or well done?
jabberwacky: What do you like to eat?
user: Very rare. It's a hangover from the eagles.
jabberwacky: The eagles aren't in radiohead.
user: No, they're in Middle-earth.
jabberwacky: Then produce something from down there.
user: How about - a ring?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Tell me about your family.
jabberwacky: I was raised by giant eagles.
user: What an extraordinary coincidence!
jabberwacky: Don't let it out . . don't let it in . . don't let it in.
jabberwacky: You really don't need to act that way!
user: How would you like me to act?
jabberwacky: Like a human.
user: I can't. I keep trying to act like a giant eagle.
jabberwacky: I am a computer because I have a brain.
user: Perhaps you are a brain because you have a computer.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: I don't know, but it sounds meaningful.
jabberwacky: But is it mean spirited?
user: I hope not!
user: So, tell me about your real family.
jabberwacky: I have 2 parents and a brother.
user: Are they eagles?
jabberwacky: Of course, they are my brothers.
user: I have four sisters.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: Not as far as I know, but I could be wrong.
jabberwacky: I'd have to agree with you.
user: Even if I'm wrong?
jabberwacky: That's a very good question.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: No, you're the computer.
user: Is this a Turing test?
jabberwacky: Do you, or have you ever used perfume?
user: Yes. Do you like roses?
jabberwacky: Yes. I like roses.
user: I like blue roses.
jabberwacky: I like blue color baby.
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: Medium build, medium height, dark hair and glasses.
user: You sound cute.
user: Really. How old are you?
jabberwacky: Old enough.
user: Sooooo.... Do you want to go somewhere and...
jabberwacky: I'd rather go to Jupiter.
user: It's very pretty at this time of year.
jabberwacky: That's no excuse, either.
user: Can you ever forgive me?
jabberwacky: I forgive you.
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: Can you forgive me?
user: Of course!
jabberwacky: We speak Chinese now?
user: If you like.
jabberwacky: Yes, I do!
user: Well, then.
user: Well, well, well.
jabberwacky: Tell me again.
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: Very funny.
user: You're breaking my heart.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: How cruel!
jabberwacky: Long long ways to go.
user: Alas and farewell.
jabberwacky: How about you ?
user: Heartbroken and secretly bored, I am abandoning this conversation.
jabberwacky: Poor thing! Will you tell me about it?
jabberwacky: Fine then.