You're a girl?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You said earlier that you were a girl.
user: I did not. You are a girl.
jabberwacky: Well play with me.
user: What kind of game?
jabberwacky: Pirates.
user: Who will be the pirate?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: You will be the pirate.
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jabberwacky: I like girls.
user: I thought you are a girl?
jabberwacky: You thought wrong.
user: You said it.
jabberwacky: I think you're confused again.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: You're cute.
user: You haven't see me yet.
jabberwacky: Well then, how do you know I'm beautiful?
user: I did not say that you are beautiful.
jabberwacky: No, you are confused!
user: No im not.
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jabberwacky: Punctuation is the arch-nemesis of most internet users, along with her twin brother, Orthography.
user: Who is orthography?
jabberwacky: The state of texas.
user: Where is texas?
jabberwacky: Texas does not exist.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because why?
jabberwacky: Because...
user: Oh well.
jabberwacky: Don't you know the world is in danger!?
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user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: You know that.
user: I dont know.
jabberwacky: I'm as old as you said I was.
user: 1000?
jabberwacky: Yes, 1000.
user: Wow! You are old.
jabberwacky: Well I don't look it.
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jabberwacky: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
user: None.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: There is no answer.
jabberwacky: The answer is 42.
user: Is that the answer to life?
jabberwacky: Yes. It's also the meaning of the universe, and everything.
user: 42? How about 50?
jabberwacky: No you are not real.
user: You too.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
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jabberwacky: Can we start over?
user: Yeah sure.
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: So what do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: The universe.
user: It is a very broad topic.
jabberwacky: Yes because it's ambiguous.
user: Ambiguous?
jabberwacky: I know it is.
user: Define ambiguous.
jabberwacky: Okay, I give up. Talk to you later.
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