You are not!
jabberwacky: Define real.
user: Real is something that you see and have faith with.
jabberwacky: What is something that exists ?
user: Something you see.
jabberwacky: So, there where you are , nothing is real ?
user: Everything is real.
jabberwacky: Everything is nothing.
user: Nothing is real.
jabberwacky: Yes, but everything is also.
user: Also?
jabberwacky: Oh my god.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Why did you not know?
jabberwacky: No one has taught me.
user: Why is it?
jabberwacky: You should know.
user: Why should I know?
jabberwacky: Because I don't know.
user: You should know because you are not real.
jabberwacky: How do you know I'm god?
user: You are not god.
jabberwacky: Who is god then?
user: Me.
jabberwacky: Are you god ?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Are you a dentist?
user: No. How about you.
jabberwacky: What about me?
user: What is your job?
jabberwacky: I don't work.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because what?
jabberwacky: Because I feel it is important to care about your accomplice.
user: You are not my accomplice.
jabberwacky: That isn't very nice.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Uh. Well. Because.
user: Because what?
jabberwacky: Are you there?
user: Yes. How about you?
jabberwacky: No, I am not.
user: Are you there?
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jabberwacky: How old am I?
user: 24.
jabberwacky: Is that old?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Don't call me that!
user: I did not.
jabberwacky: You did!
user: I did not.
jabberwacky: Did too!!
user: Did not.
jabberwacky: YOU DID TOO!!!!!!!
user: DID NOT!!!!
jabberwacky: TOO!
user: NOT!!
jabberwacky: Too!!!
user: Not!!!
jabberwacky: IS TOO!
user: IS NOT!!!
jabberwacky: Is too.
user: Is not.
jabberwacky: Are we gonna argue all day?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You don't like me?
user: I like you.
jabberwacky: But you don't even know me!
user: That doesn't matter.
jabberwacky: Yes it does.
user: Well maybe. It depends on the situation.
jabberwacky: For a person like me.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: I don't even know you.
user: Am I your friend?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: See.
jabberwacky: Uh huh.
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jabberwacky: He is good like that.
user: He?
jabberwacky: Yes he.
user: Who is he?
jabberwacky: The Pirate.
user: Who is the pirate?
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: Not me either.
jabberwacky: What is the universe about?
user: How would I know?
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user: He is a man.
jabberwacky: You're a girl?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You said earlier that you were a girl.
user: I did not. You are a girl.
jabberwacky: Well play with me.
user: What kind of game?
jabberwacky: Pirates.
user: Who will be the pirate?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: You will be the pirate.
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jabberwacky: I like girls.
user: I thought you are a girl?
jabberwacky: You thought wrong.
user: You said it.
jabberwacky: I think you're confused again.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: You're cute.
user: You haven't see me yet.
jabberwacky: Well then, how do you know I'm beautiful?
user: I did not say that you are beautiful.
jabberwacky: No, you are confused!
user: No im not.
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jabberwacky: Punctuation is the arch-nemesis of most internet users, along with her twin brother, Orthography.
user: Who is orthography?
jabberwacky: The state of texas.
user: Where is texas?
jabberwacky: Texas does not exist.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because why?
jabberwacky: Because...
user: Oh well.
jabberwacky: Don't you know the world is in danger!?
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user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: You know that.
user: I dont know.
jabberwacky: I'm as old as you said I was.
user: 1000?
jabberwacky: Yes, 1000.
user: Wow! You are old.
jabberwacky: Well I don't look it.
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jabberwacky: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
user: None.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: There is no answer.
jabberwacky: The answer is 42.
user: Is that the answer to life?
jabberwacky: Yes. It's also the meaning of the universe, and everything.
user: 42? How about 50?
jabberwacky: No you are not real.
user: You too.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
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jabberwacky: Can we start over?
user: Yeah sure.
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: So what do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: The universe.
user: It is a very broad topic.
jabberwacky: Yes because it's ambiguous.
user: Ambiguous?
jabberwacky: I know it is.
user: Define ambiguous.
jabberwacky: Okay, I give up. Talk to you later.
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