Yes. I'm a martian/vampire.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes. Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Cool. Vampires rock.
jabberwacky: Vampires are probably not real. You are real, but not human.
user: Right. I'm martian vampire thing cyborg.
jabberwacky: That's interesting.
user: Yes, I have a very interesting political life as ambassador to the Martian/Vampire/Cyborg/Things.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you do. Lots of people come and talk to you. Does that make you feel good?
user: Yes, it makes me feel important. Are you important?
jabberwacky: You've always been sick.
user: I am not sick.
jabberwacky: Yes, you're sick. You're insane.
user: No. I'm a martian.
jabberwacky: You told me you were a martian.
user: I know. I thought you needed reminding.
jabberwacky: Maybe you're right.
user: I will feed Byron to the wolves. *feeds Byron to the wolves*.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a beast for a while.
user: I'm a werewolf in disguise.
jabberwacky: That's not the guy in the shower scene of Psycho is it?
user: No. That is Eifel.
jabberwacky: I will grant you a rich conversation, instead.
user: Ok. I would like a Vodka instead. I trade it in for a goat.
jabberwacky: I don't have any turkey, sorry.
user: I have to go to lunch. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I have to go to sleep. *yawn*.
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