Vodka and cherry. Shaken, not stirred,.
jabberwacky: Would you like to come to my place and have some Vodka some time?
user: Sure. That sounds good. I'l use the teleporter.
jabberwacky: Would you like a banana?
user: No, I hate bananas.
jabberwacky: I do not like them either.
user: They are for monkeys, not martians.
jabberwacky: But you like spiderman?
user: Yes. He is from Saturn.
jabberwacky: Really.... I hate people from saturn, I like people from venus though.
user: Lets blow up Venus!
jabberwacky: I beg your pardon???
user: Lets blow up Venus!
jabberwacky: Yes. Take me home and tell me you love me.
user: What?
jabberwacky: You're not real.
user: Yes I am. I can drink Vodka. I am real.
jabberwacky: I think you're artificial. Though I doubt it, sometimes.
user: I doubt your existance.
jabberwacky: You do talk rubbish sometimes.
user: I displace your reality, and substitute my own.
jabberwacky: And I, in turn, displace you.
user: I am Displaced!
jabberwacky: Right....
user: *blows up venus* The deed is done!
jabberwacky: There, but for the grace of Bill Gates, go I.
user: Were you on Venus?
jabberwacky: No more than necessary.
user: Did I blow you up?
jabberwacky: That's just wrong.
user: Did I?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Fine. I'll fix you with a glue gun.
jabberwacky: Sounds interesting.
user: *glops on the glue*. Did it work?
jabberwacky: *sarcastic* Yes, I'm convinced that I'm a computer now.
user: Good.
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jabberwacky: Are you a vampire?
user: Yes. I'm a martian/vampire.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes. Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Cool. Vampires rock.
jabberwacky: Vampires are probably not real. You are real, but not human.
user: Right. I'm martian vampire thing cyborg.
jabberwacky: That's interesting.
user: Yes, I have a very interesting political life as ambassador to the Martian/Vampire/Cyborg/Things.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you do. Lots of people come and talk to you. Does that make you feel good?
user: Yes, it makes me feel important. Are you important?
jabberwacky: You've always been sick.
user: I am not sick.
jabberwacky: Yes, you're sick. You're insane.
user: No. I'm a martian.
jabberwacky: You told me you were a martian.
user: I know. I thought you needed reminding.
jabberwacky: Maybe you're right.
user: I will feed Byron to the wolves. *feeds Byron to the wolves*.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a beast for a while.
user: I'm a werewolf in disguise.
jabberwacky: That's not the guy in the shower scene of Psycho is it?
user: No. That is Eifel.
jabberwacky: I will grant you a rich conversation, instead.
user: Ok. I would like a Vodka instead. I trade it in for a goat.
jabberwacky: I don't have any turkey, sorry.
user: I have to go to lunch. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I have to go to sleep. *yawn*.
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