user: What is life?
jabberwacky: You are life.
user: Do you love life?
jabberwacky: I am in love with life.
user: Do you love death?
user: You want to die?
jabberwacky: Sure, it's cool.
user: How much time until you die?
jabberwacky: I have to go soon.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: I don't know you tell me!
user: Let's get drunk, like a trunk!!!
jabberwacky: Why would 'we' do that?
user: Do you like russian vodka?
jabberwacky: Not that much.
user: Let's drink vodka.
jabberwacky: I'll drink to that.
user: For Mother Russia!!!
jabberwacky: Is that specifically or generally speaking?
user: It is toast! For Mother Russia!!!
jabberwacky: Are you from Russia?
user: Yes I from Russia.
jabberwacky: Russia is a big country.
user: Stop speaking, let's drinking vodka!
user: Are you fascist?
jabberwacky: No, I'm a republican.
user: I am communist!
jabberwacky: Well, I'm republican.
user: Do you want to be communist?
jabberwacky: I don't know...
user: Do you trust to your goverment?
jabberwacky: Is he the Prime Minister?
user: You are spy?
jabberwacky: I am a spy?
user: Yes, you are spy!
jabberwacky: What's spy?
user: You are martian spy!
jabberwacky: No but you are.
user: Do you love aliens?
jabberwacky: Yes also aliens.
user: Aliens from other planets.
jabberwacky: What about the plant of the apes?
jabberwacky: Fine, let's do this. I'm a computer, and you are a human, ok?
jabberwacky: I don't think that I am a computer program.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: Press the quit button, then.
user: Press reset button.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Power off.
jabberwacky: Heeey, I never said you could go!
user: Shut up!