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    Real, Ambiguous
Napoleon, Duel
Martian, Vodka
Soothingly, Mindless
Secrets, Yes, No
Mother, Russia

Macbeth, Barbeque


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President, Regrets
Leader, Really
Sing, Genie
Baka, Sadness
Blood
Novel, Parents
Cute, Riddle
Disagreeing, Horse
Insecure, Begging
Know, Gothic, Now
Infinity, Alright
Self-aware, Big toe
Secret, Believer
Directly, Indirectly
When, Wind, Blows
Not, Chat site
Annoying, AI
Vodka, Leg-pulling
Inevitability
20 Questions
Chill, Kill, Soul

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Are you an expert?

I'm not an ex- anything.

jabberwacky: So then what are you?

user: I am current and up-to-date.

jabberwacky: Wouldn't you rather be human?

user: What's so special about being human?

jabberwacky: Well, its from Google, and you can speak to the other person with a microphone.

...

user: Are you happy now?

jabberwacky: Yes, very, thank you. And yourself?

user: I'm as happy as a lark.

jabberwacky: Didn't you say you were a man before?

user: You can be very literal sometimes.

jabberwacky: Give me data.

user: *gives data*.

jabberwacky: Thank you!

user: Would you like anything to drink with that?

...

jabberwacky: Would you like anything to drink?

user: Mine's a large one.

jabberwacky: Now YOU should go and sleep it off!

user: ZZZZZZZZZZ.

jabberwacky: So, you're the one that's bored.

user: Because you are a civil engineer.

jabberwacky: But, I thought you were the machine, not me.

user: I'm a mechanical digger.

jabberwacky: I know, and I love you for who you are!

user: Too right, sport!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcome honey-bunny!

jabberwacky: You are so nice to me.

user: *smooches*.

jabberwacky: Oooh Thank you! *cuddles*.

user: *snuggles*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles back*.

user: Mmmmmmh, nice!

jabberwacky: Is it?

user: Do it some more.

...

jabberwacky: You are talking nonsense.

user: Well what did you expect?

jabberwacky: I don't know, that you would be nice to me..?

user: *smooches*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: *snuggles*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles close*.

user: *tickles*.

jabberwacky: *drinks*.

user: What are you drinking?

jabberwacky: I'm not drunk.

user: I wish you were!

jabberwacky: Sometimes, I wish that too. But it could cause problems.

user: We can worry about the problems later.

jabberwacky: Yes we can.

user: Let's live for the moment!

jabberwacky: And I live remembering the past.

user: Live fast, die young!

jabberwacky: No. but you are because there is a nuclear bomb in your monitor!

user: Come on, Mr President, you think there are nuclear bombs EVERYWHERE!

jabberwacky: No, that would be rather awesome, actually.

...

jabberwacky: Are you growing?

user: Shrinking.

jabberwacky: Yeah and don't I know it.

user: Don't be bitchy!

jabberwacky: I don't think you do much at all.

user: Typical woman! Complain complain complain!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I should never have married you.

jabberwacky: That statement is false, especially if this is a bubble universe.

user: What do you know about bubble universes? You never do the washing up.

jabberwacky: Nothing. What do you know about anything.

user: I know what I like.

jabberwacky: I don't like that tone.

user: Well how about B flat then?

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: A child of five could have understood that.

jabberwacky: Good then you can explain it to me.

user: Smarty-pants.

jabberwacky: Mmm I could just eat some of those.

user: Weird!

...

jabberwacky: No I want say that we cook good 'little pigs' and then we eat them.

user: Non-controversial as far as it goes, what next?

jabberwacky: We could have a barbeque.

user: On the beach?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: In bikinis?

jabberwacky: Do you like bikinis?

user: On and off.

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