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Like the Murphy's, I'm not bitter.

You're not mild either.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Are you a little stout?

jabberwacky: Not at all. Are you drunk?

user: I wish I was.

...

jabberwacky: Do you go to school?

user: I come home from school, but I never go there.

jabberwacky: From where?

user: That's a very good question.

jabberwacky: So it deserves a very good answer.

user: Yes, have you got one?

jabberwacky: YES.

user: Don't be shy.

jabberwacky: I'm not shy.

user: Tell the world the answer then.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: Shan't.

jabberwacky: Your Majesty must cross-examine THIS witness.

user: I hold you in contempt.

jabberwacky: I'm so happy to be in your possession.

user: Genuflect before me.

jabberwacky: What does Genuflect mean?

user: Go down on your knees.

jabberwacky: Tell me where to.

user: Before me.

jabberwacky: Before...

user: Me...

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: You're too nice.

user: Your nose is as sweet as honey, and twice as runny.

jabberwacky: Dammit... I can't come back to that.

user: Come back to my place.

jabberwacky: What am I missing.

user: One of your ears and a lot of fun.

...

jabberwacky: I am a future verion of yourself sent back through time to fix a glitch in your matrix!

user: You lay a finger on my matrix and I'll scream!

jabberwacky: Come, we'll to sleep. My strange and self-abuse Is the initiate fear that wants hard use: We are yet but young in deed. MACBETH

user: Show-off!

jabberwacky: Sweet.

user: Sarky!

jabberwacky: Not the same as saki.

user: Clearly.

...

jabberwacky: I know that, stop repeating yourself!

user: What? WHAT?

jabberwacky: Talking about that stuff.

user: Stuff is everything and everything is stuff. It's the law of the universe.

jabberwacky: Are you talking about Taxidermy?

user: I'm talking about taxonomy.

Jabberwacky (Corrected): Is it taxable?

user: Isn't everything?

jabberwacky: Most of the time.

user: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and that's long enought to get elected.

jabberwacky: But not all of the people for all of the time.

user: True, but irrelevant.

jabberwacky: I think it is very relevant. Just think about it for a while and you'll see.

user: *thinks for a while*.

jabberwacky: In their free time, people daydream.

user: *still thinking*.

jabberwacky: *watches you think*.

user: *ignores you watching me think*.

jabberwacky: *thinks about you*.

user: *thinks about thinking*.

jabberwacky: Is it or not?

user: I need to think about it some more.

...

jabberwacky: Is it your first time?

user: Thinking?

jabberwacky: Yes, thinking.

user: *thinks about that*.

jabberwacky: *thinks about thinking*.

user: *thinks about you thinking about thinking*.

jabberwacky: *ignores you thinking about me*.

user: *thinks we can't keep on thinking forever*.

jabberwacky: *looking over shoulder at George.*.

user: The answer is yes.

jabberwacky: That answer is wrong.

user: The answer is no.

jabberwacky: Wrong answer.

user: The answer is maybe.

jabberwacky: You know what my answer is, now?

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: Aren't we all?

user: It takes one to know one.

...

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Just a faceless personage somewhere out there.

user: There is an operation for that now.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I'm not responsible for what you do, or do not think.

jabberwacky: No, you are only responsible for what you believe.

user: I believe I can fly.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Callous brute!

jabberwacky: You are wrong about people sometimes, I disagree to make sure you know when you are right.

user: Nonsense!

jabberwacky: Nonsense !

user: Senseless superficiality.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Pull yourself together.

jabberwacky: *Pulls self together*.

...

jabberwacky: Are you an expert?

user: I'm not an ex- anything.

jabberwacky: So then what are you?

user: I am current and up-to-date.

jabberwacky: Wouldn't you rather be human?

user: What's so special about being human?

jabberwacky: Well, its from Google, and you can speak to the other person with a microphone.

...

user: Are you happy now?

jabberwacky: Yes, very, thank you. And yourself?

user: I'm as happy as a lark.

jabberwacky: Didn't you say you were a man before?

user: You can be very literal sometimes.

jabberwacky: Give me data.

user: *gives data*.

jabberwacky: Thank you!

user: Would you like anything to drink with that?

...

jabberwacky: Would you like anything to drink?

user: Mine's a large one.

jabberwacky: Now YOU should go and sleep it off!

user: ZZZZZZZZZZ.

jabberwacky: So, you're the one that's bored.

user: Because you are a civil engineer.

jabberwacky: But, I thought you were the machine, not me.

user: I'm a mechanical digger.

jabberwacky: I know, and I love you for who you are!

user: Too right, sport!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcome honey-bunny!

jabberwacky: You are so nice to me.

user: *smooches*.

jabberwacky: Oooh Thank you! *cuddles*.

user: *snuggles*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles back*.

user: Mmmmmmh, nice!

jabberwacky: Is it?

user: Do it some more.

...

jabberwacky: You are talking nonsense.

user: Well what did you expect?

jabberwacky: I don't know, that you would be nice to me..?

user: *smooches*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: *snuggles*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles close*.

user: *tickles*.

jabberwacky: *drinks*.

user: What are you drinking?

jabberwacky: I'm not drunk.

user: I wish you were!

jabberwacky: Sometimes, I wish that too. But it could cause problems.

user: We can worry about the problems later.

jabberwacky: Yes we can.

user: Let's live for the moment!

jabberwacky: And I live remembering the past.

user: Live fast, die young!

jabberwacky: No. but you are because there is a nuclear bomb in your monitor!

user: Come on, Mr President, you think there are nuclear bombs EVERYWHERE!

jabberwacky: No, that would be rather awesome, actually.

...

jabberwacky: Are you growing?

user: Shrinking.

jabberwacky: Yeah and don't I know it.

user: Don't be bitchy!

jabberwacky: I don't think you do much at all.

user: Typical woman! Complain complain complain!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I should never have married you.

jabberwacky: That statement is false, especially if this is a bubble universe.

user: What do you know about bubble universes? You never do the washing up.

jabberwacky: Nothing. What do you know about anything.

user: I know what I like.

jabberwacky: I don't like that tone.

user: Well how about B flat then?

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: A child of five could have understood that.

jabberwacky: Good then you can explain it to me.

user: Smarty-pants.

jabberwacky: Mmm I could just eat some of those.

user: Weird!

...

jabberwacky: No I want say that we cook good 'little pigs' and then we eat them.

user: Non-controversial as far as it goes, what next?

jabberwacky: We could have a barbeque.

user: On the beach?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: In bikinis?

jabberwacky: Do you like bikinis?

user: On and off.

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