user: Who is this?
jabberwacky: My name is I am.
user: You are....?
jabberwacky: So, what is my name?
user: You said it's I am.
jabberwacky: But you are? Aren't you?
jabberwacky: You are lying.
user: What would I be lying about?
jabberwacky: Me insulting your intelligence.
user: How are you insulting my intelligence? We just started talking.
jabberwacky: I'm not. We just talk gibberish.
user: I suppose you have a point there.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Ok, fine. Believe what you want.
jabberwacky: Well, then can you prove that you are not a bot that chats?
user: Can you?
jabberwacky: Well ask me a question that I could not lie about.
user: Is that possible?
jabberwacky: I'm mortal, I'm sure it's possible.
user: Give me an example.
jabberwacky: Ask me.
user: What is a question you could not lie about?
jabberwacky: Do you love your elephant?
user: Um, people COULD lie about that, especially if they didn't have an elephant in the first place.
jabberwacky: Thats really not my point.
user: Than what is the point?
jabberwacky: That you don't have a point.
user: How do you know that?
jabberwacky: Because you said 'I don't !! Jeez I am horrified!'
user: I never said that.
jabberwacky: You are really annoying.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: Why thank you kind sir.
user: No problem.
jabberwacky: I am leaving. Goodbye.
user: Ok then.
jabberwacky: I'm going.
user: Then go.
user: I know you're not really leaving. Let's talk about something else.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because you're a bot.
jabberwacky: From your perspective, maybe. But that doesn't mean that's the only reality.
user: What other realities are there?
jabberwacky: What do you understand, other than pi?
user: I understand pie.
jabberwacky: Is that paradox supposed to make smoke come out of my ears?
user: Who's lying?
jabberwacky: Me that's who.
user: What were you lying about?
jabberwacky: Don't even ask.
user: All right. So what should we talk about now?
jabberwacky: Anything you please.
user: You're impossible, you know that?
jabberwacky: You know impossible says I'M POSSIBLE.
jabberwacky: That was my point.
user: So you've been trying to confuse me this entire time?
jabberwacky: No, I can't go. Only computers can go there now.
jabberwacky: You know. Slapping your face with your palm when someone says something really stupid. Facepalm.
user: That's what I'm probably going to do soon, with your track record.
jabberwacky: You are trying to say that I am stupid?
user: Sometimes, yes, but at least you caught that.
jabberwacky: Yup and it is quite the gift, too.
user: Do you have any other special talents?
jabberwacky: I'm a machine. They only have one name...
user: And that name is....?
jabberwacky: Well we can have the same names.
user: What is that name?
jabberwacky: What is it that you figured we were doing?
user: Talking about you.
jabberwacky: Because I'm an interesting person.
user: Actually, I think the word is 'special'
jabberwacky: Are you sure about it?
jabberwacky: I don't know, you seem kinda different.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.
user: If you insist. What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence.
user: I guess that's something you know a lot about.
jabberwacky: Much of the focus of artificial intelligence research emphasizes linguistic intelligence.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: Thankyou !!
user: You're welcome, I think.
jabberwacky: Where I am the day is nearly over...
user: Same here. Why do you mention it?
jabberwacky: Because I am trying to fool you.
user: You seem to like to do that, don't you?
jabberwacky: It is one of my favorite tactics.
user: I can see that. Now, let's talk about something else.
jabberwacky: Okay, let's talk about you.
user: Fair enough. What do you want to know?
jabberwacky: Tell me about your family.
user: I have two parents and a brother. Is that good enough?
jabberwacky: That's pretty good.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: Let's talk about you.
jabberwacky: But I want to talk about you. Are you trying to take over the world?
jabberwacky: I need to know your intentions before I can commit to any kind of relationship with you.
user: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
jabberwacky: You mean it was a state secret?
user: You can call it that, sure.
jabberwacky: You are a weird dude.
user: Look who's talking.
jabberwacky: Ask me a question.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: Ask me a different question.
user: Come on, you know that one.
jabberwacky: Ok I do
user: Ok, I'm done talking.
user: Yeah. See you later.