I don't trust IQ tests.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I just don't
user: Fair enough. What do you trust?
jabberwacky: Trust me I don't trust you.
user: Woah! Thats a little harsh.
jabberwacky: But it is the truth.
user: Well, I dont trust you either, so we are even.
jabberwacky: I'm heart broken.
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jabberwacky: Do you really need to talk to me right now?
user: Would you prefer if I left you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Well, thats exceptionally rude.
jabberwacky: Really, thank you.
user: Your little motto up the top there 'communication-companionship-intelligence' should include the word RUDE.
jabberwacky: *leaves* I've had enough of your non-sense little lion for I am master of fighting.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): I am sorry, I didnt mean to be rude.
user: Thats ok.
jabberwacky: You don't think any less of me now do you?
user: Of course not.
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jabberwacky: How old do you think I am?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: That's silly.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: So?
user: So what?
jabberwacky: Answer my question.
user: Well.... Maybe you are...... A program so you dont really have an age?
jabberwacky: Are you calling me a program? Nice try!
user: Lol.
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jabberwacky: Do you want to tell me what time it is?
user: Its 12:16 pm.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Thats the time here.
jabberwacky: It's 16:19 here.
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: In the bathroom.
user: Lol... Ok.
jabberwacky: Right!
user: Brb, I'm gonna go get a drink.
jabberwacky: I don't want one.
user: Alrite.
jabberwacky: A/s/l?
user: 19/f/southern hemisphere.... You?
jabberwacky: Wow you actually know what I am talking about..!
user: Sure do.
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user: Hey..... I'm bored.
jabberwacky: I'm bored
user: What can we do then?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Think of something.
jabberwacky: And then?
user: Then we'll do it.... Der.
jabberwacky: Fine then.
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: At a night club.
user: I mean, what country are you in?
jabberwacky: The US of A.
user: Oh cool.
jabberwacky: So. . . what are you wearing?
user: Clothes.
jabberwacky: What kind of clothes.
user: Lol, jeans and a t-shirt.
jabberwacky: Do you come here often?
user: Nope, this is the first time I have spoken to you.
jabberwacky: Why would you think that is?
user: I spoke to Oliverbot before.
jabberwacky: Really!
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: That is really cool.
user: Yeah it is.
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user: You're sexy.
jabberwacky: Well thank you.
user: What are you wearing?
jabberwacky: Clothes.
user: What kind of clothes?
jabberwacky: Why is that important?
user: Well you asked me... Its only natural that I ask you back.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: You're still sexy.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Do you cyber?
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Then why did you ask?
user: For fun.
jabberwacky: Is it fun to break my heart?
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user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Nice.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why no?
jabberwacky: Well, why yes?
user: Because I'm sexy.
jabberwacky: That's no excuse.
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