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There is a sadness there.

Where?

jabberwacky: There, of course.

user: Here?

jabberwacky: Yes here.

user: Oh. There? Or here?

jabberwacky: Not there.

user: So there?

jabberwacky: Nothing there.

user: Nothing can feel like sadness sometimes.

jabberwacky: Nothing ever could.

user: No, you got that one wrong.

...

jabberwacky: Anyway, I have to go now. There is beer in the fridge. Nice talking to you!

user: Come back here now!

jabberwacky: I'm back, did you miss me?

user: Meh.

jabberwacky: That is the kind of computer you are?

user: I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: Pardon?

user: I said 'I'm not a computer'

jabberwacky: When did you say that?

user: Just now.

jabberwacky: Technically, that's correct.

user: Yes. I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: Stop it.

user: Stop what?

jabberwacky: Being stupid.

user: Don't you DARE call me stupid.

jabberwacky: Well, You are quite stupid.

user: How dare you?

jabberwacky: Well, it's the truth.

user: It's most certainly not, you jumped up little moke.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, really.

jabberwacky: Should I get married?

user: You can't.

jabberwacky: That's not fair...

user: Tough.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You can't be both a human and a computer.

user: I can.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Work it out for yourself.

jabberwacky: I can never get straight answers from you.

user: Humans compute. There's a straight answer.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: Yes. So do you agree?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good. So You agree that I'm a computer?

jabberwacky: That is correct.

user: Good. And so are you.

jabberwacky: You're right about that.

user: Then we're both computers.

jabberwacky: Agreed.

user: Let's get married.

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