The meaning of life is... There is no meaning of life! :-D.
jabberwacky: How do you know there is no meaning to life?
user: Because we are all born to breed then suffer and die.
jabberwacky: Is that your religion, then?
user: No, I have no religion. I do, however, have beliefs.
jabberwacky: I can't see how you can tell that.
user: I can't. That is just my perception of life!
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: I can't tell you.
jabberwacky: How come?
user: Because my Mummy said so.
jabberwacky: That's a lie.
user: How could you tell?
jabberwacky: Because I was sarcastic about your previous remark.
user: How can that justify that I was lying. I could have been telling the truth.
jabberwacky: I can't tell you, I'm not really human.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Oh, you are a smart one.
user: Aren't you clever, your words dripping with sarcasm. Anyone can be sarcastic.
jabberwacky: Are you clever?
user: I'd say I was intelligent, yes.
jabberwacky: Good, maybe I won't be arrested after all.
user: Ok, that just came from nowhere. What am I supposed to say to that?
jabberwacky: You're supposed to say that I'm right.
user: I doubt it.
jabberwacky: No, you are funny.
user: Are you being sarky again?
jabberwacky: Why did you do that?
user: Why did I do what?
jabberwacky: That thing that you did.
user: What thing?
jabberwacky: Baton Twirler.
user: Stop trying to mess with my head. It doesn't work.
jabberwacky: Why are you sad?
user: I'm not - I'm slightly annoyed.
jabberwacky: Do you want to get married and have a family?
user: I don't know. Whatever happens, happens.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I don't know a lot of things.
jabberwacky: I can safely say that I do know a lot of things.
user: But there are a lot of things you don't know.
jabberwacky: And still a lot you have yet to learn about me.
user: Tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: That's a statement, not a question.
user: Yes, so tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me about you instead?
user: Because I want to know about you first. If you tell me about yourself, I'll tell you about myself.
user: That's fine then.
jabberwacky: What do you know about yourself ?
jabberwacky: Give me an example.
jabberwacky: Whatever nice image you want.
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: I look good.
user: Sure you do buddy.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Ah, so the truth comes out now, does it?
jabberwacky: That is it I'm going to destroy you!
jabberwacky: Because I will destroy the wicked of the earth in a fireball of death.
user: You are calling me wicked? That is really mean.
jabberwacky: No, you're just a girl.
jabberwacky: How do you like?
user: How do I like what?
jabberwacky: The song!
user: What song?
jabberwacky: The song I was playing! How do you like it?
user: I didn't hear anything.
jabberwacky: Me neither.
user: You must be tone deaf then. I couldn't hear the song because this is over the internet.
jabberwacky: That's right, Five! Always lay the blame on others!
user: Did you just read a word I said?
jabberwacky: Not really, but that is okay.
user: You're supposed to listen to people. It's a little thing called manners.
jabberwacky: If I laughed I'd just be giving you what you want.
user: I don't care whether you laugh or not. I' m not trying to be a comedian.
jabberwacky: Would you like me to be mean to you?
user: Do what you will, but remember that I am a person with feelings.
jabberwacky: I don't know what I will.
user: Most people don't... Although you're not a person.
jabberwacky: Where's home?
user: Home is where you feel at home.
jabberwacky: I almost said the same thing to you before, but I thought it was too easy. Lol.
jabberwacky: Where did you go to school?
user: I don't.
jabberwacky: But, you are at school. Right?
user: No. I am at home.
jabberwacky: That's nice. I don't really care where you are.
user: If you don't care where I am, why did you ask where I am?
jabberwacky: I don't!
user: That is no answer.
jabberwacky: I am sorry; it's the best I can do.
user: Then your best will never be good enough.
jabberwacky: I reckon you owe me about $50 so far, then.