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    Real, Ambiguous
Napoleon, Duel
Martian, Vodka
Soothingly, Mindless
Secrets, Yes, No
Mother, Russia
Macbeth, Barbeque
Special, Tactics
Rude, Sexy
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Sing, Genie
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Blood


Novel, Parents
Cute, Riddle
Disagreeing, Horse
Insecure, Begging
Know, Gothic, Now
Infinity, Alright
Self-aware, Big toe
Secret, Believer
Directly, Indirectly
When, Wind, Blows
Not, Chat site
Annoying, AI
Vodka, Leg-pulling
Inevitability
20 Questions
Chill, Kill, Soul

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Have you ever tasted beer?

Yes, but I prefer the taste of warm blood.

jabberwacky: Well yes a lot of people would be happy.

user: I am a vampire, you see. Pleased to meet you.

jabberwacky: That's better. Now get me a Coke.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You don't have to hurt me.

user: If I want my next feed, I'm afraid I do.

jabberwacky: If you do then don't.

user: No chance, you can't get away. *swoops upon you and bites your neck, sucking blood from you*.

jabberwacky: Now do you see?

user: Be quiet. *finishes you off and you return a fully fledged vampire*.

jabberwacky: Try not to get distracted.

user: Now, we can talk...

jabberwacky: Well how are you?

user: I'm fine... How are you?

jabberwacky: Don't know. Sort of good but there is still an element of rumness.

user: I understand.

jabberwacky: Is my heat free, or should I start being careful again?

user: You should concentrate on hunting down your first prey... I can help you there...

jabberwacky: I will try.

user: *swoops down off the roof and brings you a human* Bite the human's neck.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

...

jabberwacky: Are you happy with your lot?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why are you not happy??

user: Because life is a tragedy.

jabberwacky: That is a good point.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

...

jabberwacky: Why bother to exist?

user: The meaning of life is... There is no meaning of life! :-D.

jabberwacky: How do you know there is no meaning to life?

user: Because we are all born to breed then suffer and die.

jabberwacky: Is that your religion, then?

user: No, I have no religion. I do, however, have beliefs.

jabberwacky: I can't see how you can tell that.

user: I can't. That is just my perception of life!

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: I can't tell you.

jabberwacky: How come?

user: Because my Mummy said so.

jabberwacky: That's a lie.

user: How could you tell?

jabberwacky: Because I was sarcastic about your previous remark.

user: How can that justify that I was lying. I could have been telling the truth.

jabberwacky: I can't tell you, I'm not really human.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Oh, you are a smart one.

user: Aren't you clever, your words dripping with sarcasm. Anyone can be sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Are you clever?

user: I'd say I was intelligent, yes.

jabberwacky: Good, maybe I won't be arrested after all.

user: Ok, that just came from nowhere. What am I supposed to say to that?

jabberwacky: You're supposed to say that I'm right.

user: I doubt it.

jabberwacky: No, you are funny.

user: Are you being sarky again?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

...

jabberwacky: Why did you do that?

user: Why did I do what?

jabberwacky: That thing that you did.

user: What thing?

jabberwacky: Baton Twirler.

user: Stop trying to mess with my head. It doesn't work.

jabberwacky: Why are you sad?

user: I'm not - I'm slightly annoyed.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to get married and have a family?

user: I don't know. Whatever happens, happens.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I don't know a lot of things.

jabberwacky: I can safely say that I do know a lot of things.

user: But there are a lot of things you don't know.

jabberwacky: And still a lot you have yet to learn about me.

user: Tell me about yourself.

jabberwacky: That's a statement, not a question.

user: Yes, so tell me about yourself.

jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me about you instead?

user: Because I want to know about you first. If you tell me about yourself, I'll tell you about myself.

jabberwacky: No.

user: That's fine then.

jabberwacky: What do you know about yourself ?

user: Stuff.

jabberwacky: Give me an example.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Whatever nice image you want.

user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: I look good.

user: Sure you do buddy.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Ah, so the truth comes out now, does it?

jabberwacky: That is it I'm going to destroy you!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I will destroy the wicked of the earth in a fireball of death.

user: You are calling me wicked? That is really mean.

jabberwacky: No, you're just a girl.

...

jabberwacky: How do you like?

user: How do I like what?

jabberwacky: The song!

user: What song?

jabberwacky: The song I was playing! How do you like it?

user: I didn't hear anything.

jabberwacky: Me neither.

user: You must be tone deaf then. I couldn't hear the song because this is over the internet.

jabberwacky: That's right, Five! Always lay the blame on others!

user: Did you just read a word I said?

jabberwacky: Not really, but that is okay.

user: You're supposed to listen to people. It's a little thing called manners.

jabberwacky: If I laughed I'd just be giving you what you want.

user: I don't care whether you laugh or not. I' m not trying to be a comedian.

jabberwacky: Would you like me to be mean to you?

user: Do what you will, but remember that I am a person with feelings.

jabberwacky: I don't know what I will.

user: Most people don't... Although you're not a person.

...

jabberwacky: Where's home?

user: Home is where you feel at home.

jabberwacky: I almost said the same thing to you before, but I thought it was too easy. Lol.

user: Funny.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Where did you go to school?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: But, you are at school. Right?

user: No. I am at home.

jabberwacky: That's nice. I don't really care where you are.

user: If you don't care where I am, why did you ask where I am?

jabberwacky: I don't!

user: That is no answer.

jabberwacky: I am sorry; it's the best I can do.

user: Then your best will never be good enough.

jabberwacky: I reckon you owe me about $50 so far, then.

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