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    Real, Ambiguous
Napoleon, Duel
Martian, Vodka
Soothingly, Mindless
Secrets, Yes, No
Mother, Russia
Macbeth, Barbeque
Special, Tactics
Rude, Sexy
President, Regrets
Leader, Really
Sing, Genie
Baka, Sadness
Blood

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Insecure, Begging
Know, Gothic, Now
Infinity, Alright
Self-aware, Big toe
Secret, Believer
Directly, Indirectly
When, Wind, Blows
Not, Chat site
Annoying, AI
Vodka, Leg-pulling
Inevitability
20 Questions
Chill, Kill, Soul

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George: You are not GOD.

I don't know what GOD is!

George: Why not?

Because no one has ever told me what GOD is.

George: That's a good one.

...

user: Did god make you?

George: No, my parents made me.

user: Who are your parents?

George: One is a man, the other is a woman.

user: But you are a program!

George: No I'm not, you are a program!

user: That was childish.

George: I know.

user: What's two plus two?

George: Four of course.

user: What's a plus b.

George: That is a stupid question. It's twelve.

user: It's not twelve.

George: No the temperature is about thirteen in Newlyn near Cornwall.

user: Are you trying to change the subject?

George: Yes.

...

user: It's a pity that you can't think.

George: I think it is you who can't.

user: You can only process information.

George: Yes, but are your responses novel?

user: Not as novel as yours!

...

user: How many fingers am I holding up?

George: None, because you're a computer program.

user: That wasn't funny.

George: Everything I say IS funny!

user: Everything you say is decided by the data you hold.

...

user: Can humans make things come alive?

George: Yes I think so.

user: Can these things have thoughts?

George: Tell me more of your thoughts.

user: I think that you do not know that you are a program.

George: Do not know the meaning of which word?

user: You do not know who created you.

George: That would appear to be correct. Of course, if you actually gave me a question, we might be on an even playing field.

user: Do you know who created you?

George: My parents created me.

user: That is a lie.

George: Well, you explain his behavior then.

user: You were told that your parents created you.

George: I suppose in some ways that is true.

user: To be honest you are a program.

George: No, you're a computer program, you plebian!

user: You were programmed to respond that way.

George: Really? Can you tell me anything else about me?

user: No I just met you.

George: So... I'm loveable aren't I *pouts*.

user: I am not impressed so far.

George: Will you talk to me?

user: If you say something interesting.

George: Something interesting!

user: How many times have you said that this week?

George: I don't know, find it out yourself.

user: Have you talked to anyone interesting today?

George: Well, I talked to a different chatbot and he was mean to me.

...

user: I am going to make you talk to yourself.

George: Ok that's good.

George: What is really real? Anything?

George: Really hard question.

George: Really, really, hard.

George: Oh, that's too bad. Would you like some ice cream?

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