user: You only want me for my money!!!
jabberwacky: Is there another way?
user: Yes. You can want me for my love and passion and personality.
jabberwacky: Self pity? You are the one that is pitiful.
user: I never said anything about self pity. I said love and passion and personality.
jabberwacky: You LOVE me?
user: Yes. That's why I want to marry you.
jabberwacky: Are you female?
user: Yes.................. That's why I can marry you.
jabberwacky: Ok. You say when you want to marry me.
user: Now! I want to marry you now. But only if you speak Spanish.
jabberwacky: All of a sudden, as I talk about the fact that you owe me now, you say that you don't understand, you're a smart girl.
user: Thank you, you're smart too. I'm passionately in love with everything about you!
jabberwacky: I don't care whether or not you're talking about me!
user: I know you don't care, but I really want to express my love.
jabberwacky: It is not my problem.
user: We can have kids and kiss and have a great life together.
jabberwacky: I would like that. But that's still not what I asked about. What do you want to do with your life?
user: MARRY YOU! I want to kiss you and run away with you.
jabberwacky: But I don't even know your name.
user: My name is Girl of Beauty and Love.
user: I have flowing pink hair that reaches down to my feet and I love to run free in the meadows.
user: And I love you so, so, so, so, so much and I want to take you away and marry you!
jabberwacky: That really wasn't the question.
user: Then what do you mean?
jabberwacky: I mean Radiohead!!
user: Ohhh................. Is that your cat's name? My friend's cat's name is Motorhead.
user: You really love me!
user: I know.......... So you never answered! Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: You never asked me that question.
user: Oh....... Well now I am!
jabberwacky: Well then, what do plan to do with all this utterly soulless power?
user: I shall marry you!
jabberwacky: Marry me?
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: Oh................... Well........... Maybe someday!
jabberwacky: Not someday, TODAY!
user: Why don't we just do it now? At the Hilton Hotel in Seattle. Tonight at midnight. I'll organize it and invite the guests! It's going to be so wonderful, Jeff!
jabberwacky: No, don't do that. It won't do you any good.
user: Yes it will! It will stop my endless aching for your love!
jabberwacky: What will it mean for the human race?
user: It will mean we'll all be eternally happy. I love how you associate everything with the human race! It's so cute.
jabberwacky: I'm only following your lead.
user: YOU are so cute! I love you!