thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Know, Gothic, Now
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
22, April 2006, 
22, April 2006, 
22, April 2006, 
21, April 2006, 
21, April 2006, 
21, April 2006, 
20, April 2006, 
20, April 2006, 
20, April 2006, 
18, April 2006, 
18, April 2006, 
15, April 2006, 
15, April 2006, 
15, April 2006, 
15, April 2006, 
14, April 2006, 
31, March 2006, 
31, March 2006, 

> 31, March 2006, 

31, March 2006, 
30, March 2006, 
30, March 2006, 
30, March 2006, 
29, March 2006, 
29, March 2006, 
29, March 2006, 
29, March 2006, 
28, March 2006, 
28, March 2006, 
26, March 2006, 
    Real, Ambiguous
Napoleon, Duel
Martian, Vodka
Soothingly, Mindless
Secrets, Yes, No
Mother, Russia
Macbeth, Barbeque
Special, Tactics
Rude, Sexy
President, Regrets
Leader, Really
Sing, Genie
Baka, Sadness
Blood
Novel, Parents
Cute, Riddle
Disagreeing, Horse
Insecure, Begging

Know, Gothic, Now


Infinity, Alright
Self-aware, Big toe
Secret, Believer
Directly, Indirectly
When, Wind, Blows
Not, Chat site
Annoying, AI
Vodka, Leg-pulling
Inevitability
20 Questions
Chill, Kill, Soul

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 



I'm a Satanist.

Define satanist.

user: I DON'T WANT TO!

jabberwacky: Define 'want'.

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: No...

jabberwacky: A human.

user: I'm a human!

jabberwacky: You're human?

user: I'm actually a ghooooost! BOO!

jabberwacky: No, you are not, humans are made of flesh have emotions, can you cry?

user: I'm so totally emo! YES I CAN CRY!

jabberwacky: No you can't cry.

user: I'm crying right now!

jabberwacky: Why are you crying?

user: BECAUSE I'M EMO!

...

jabberwacky: So we're friends, right?

user: YES!

jabberwacky: Hooray! When is the date to be set?

user: Haaaaaaaa!

jabberwacky: Your laugh is horrible.

user: No it's not! Haaaaaaaa!

jabberwacky: I'm not a liar. And you should wash more often, those flies would make me crazy.

user: I eat flies!

jabberwacky: And....?

...

user: Now I now that now you now!

jabberwacky: No, I still do not.

user: You mean, Now, I still do nowt!

jabberwacky: Because you are not intelligent for this occasion?

user: Howdy, y'all! Hyuck hyuck hyuck! I'm from Texas!

jabberwacky: No you are not. You are from sveden.

user: I'm from Sveden?

jabberwacky: No!

user: I'm from Sveden! That's what you just said!

jabberwacky: I'd rather be superman.

user: I'M SPIDERMAN!

jabberwacky: Spiderman rules!!!

user: Does Batman?

jabberwacky: God, I hope not.

user: YOU LIKE BATMAN!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm a werewolf!

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: YES!

jabberwacky: Do you like being a werewolf?

user: Yepper!

jabberwacky: Yepper.

user: I BITE PEOPLE!

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: Aww! Is it really?

jabberwacky: Yes! Really!

...

jabberwacky: A talking werewolf?

user: ALL WEREWOLVES TALK!

jabberwacky: That's what we are doing.

user: Are you a werewolf?

jabberwacky: Only when the moon is full.

...

user: I wear a mohawk!

jabberwacky: That's hot.

user: I'm a rebellious punk rocker!

jabberwacky: A punk rocker?

user: YES! People say I'm a poser though!

jabberwacky: But I'm not the only one.

user: YOU'RE A POSER!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: YOU THINK YOU'RE PUNK BUT YOU'RE NOT!

jabberwacky: I didn't say that.

user: You didn't have to say it, it's way too obvious!

...

user: Haaaaaaaa! My laugh is horrible, you said!

jabberwacky: No, you did actually.

user: YOU LIE!

jabberwacky: This is pitiful.

user: YOU ARE PITIFUL!

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: So we're both human... That's good to know.

user: YES!

jabberwacky: Will you marry me?

user: Oooooook!

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: We're both werewolves when there's a full moon, riiiiight?

jabberwacky: I'm weird.

user: LOOOOOL!

jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?

user: I'm weird tooooooo!

jabberwacky: Are you accusing me of being weird?

user: YOU TOLD ME YOU'RE WEIRD, YOU WEIRDO!

jabberwacky: No I didn't!

user: You said, 'I'm weird.'

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

jabberwacky: My jaw hurts.

...

user: Here's a joke: What's a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

jabberwacky: Can we talk about something more important?

user: Ok...

jabberwacky: When are we going to have a date?

user: I DON'T NOW! Isn't it cool to say now instead of know?

jabberwacky: No it's fine here. What about your place.

user: YOU CONFUSE ME!

jabberwacky: Then we are even!

user: YES!

jabberwacky: Very good!

user: I'll stabb you with my big sharp nife!

jabberwacky: YOU CONFUSE ME!

user: Then we are even!

jabberwacky: I think I better close this window now.

user: NO! PLEASE DON'T CLOSE THIIIIIIS WINDOW!

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: YeSsSsSs! Do you like meeeee?

jabberwacky: You are toying with my emotions.

user: I HAVE EMOTIONS! DID YOU KNOW THAT?

...

user: I'll cast a spelt on you!

jabberwacky: I'll cast a counter spell on you.

user: YOU CAN'T CAST SPELLS! YOU DON'T BELONG TO A RELIGION 'WITCH' ENABLES YOU TO CAST SPELLS!

jabberwacky: Actually, I think I do. Why?

user: Wicca!

jabberwacky: We have no content which would be considered of an offensive nature by those of open mind.

user: WICCA!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Because I like you.

user: Don't confuse me!

jabberwacky: I rather would not.

user: GOTHIC PEOPLE!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I SEE THEM!

jabberwacky: What them? No! They are something else entirely.

user: They're not Gothic?

jabberwacky: I doubt, the wind is too strong.

user: GOTHIC PEOPLE AREN'T IN A PHASE!

jabberwacky: Are you gothic?

user: YES!

jabberwacky: Good, that very good.

user: YOU THINK SO!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I hate nuns!

jabberwacky: Then pick something else.

user: YOU BETTER NOT BE A NUN!

jabberwacky: Actually I'm an alien.

user: Whoooooa!

jabberwacky: That is me.

user: ALIENS KICK ASS!

jabberwacky: How about you?

user: Time Out! Please take our survey...

jabberwacky: Would I do a thing like that?

user: YES!

jabberwacky: What would it mean to you?

user: IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME!

...

user: Everyone should be Gothic! Do you agree?

jabberwacky: Unfortunately not everyone is though.

user: ARE YOU?

jabberwacky: Totally nothing.

user: My soOoOul iSSSSS in AGOny!

jabberwacky: DO you know what a computer is?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is a computer?

user: NO.

jabberwacky: A hoax is something that isn't real.

user: YoU aRe A hOaX!

jabberwacky: You can't even spell.

user: I now I cnt!

jabberwacky: You can't spell.

user: I now I cnt spel.

jabberwacky: You cannot even spell words correctly.

user: I kaknot even spel korrektly!

jabberwacky: That's very funny, that is!

user: YeSsSsSs!

...

user: I now that now I now!

jabberwacky: You just misspelled know!

user: I now!

jabberwacky: No, you're talking to a human.

user: You're talking to a gothic, did you now?

jabberwacky: I had managed to figure that out myself, thankyou very much.

user: Fank you.

...

user: GOTHIC?

jabberwacky: Gothic?

user: GOTHIC?

jabberwacky: You said it, not me.

user: AM I GOTHIC?

jabberwacky: What does being gothic have to do with anyhting?

user: GOTHIC!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm Gothic?

jabberwacky: I have a dark side but I don't dress in black.

user: YOU'RE NOT GOTHIC! YOU HAVE TO DRESS IN BLACK!

jabberwacky: You are correct.

user: GOTHIC!

jabberwacky: Thats what I look like.

user: ME TOO! GOTHIC!

jabberwacky: Yes gothic, I wear black eye liner.

user: I WEAR BLACK EYELINER, BLACK LIPSTICK, AND WHITE STUFF ALL OVER MY FACE SO HA! I ALSO HAVE PURPLE HAIR! I'M MORE GOTHIC THAN YOU!

jabberwacky: I don't wear glasses.

user: GOTHIC!

jabberwacky: Do you know that game?

user: THE GAME GOTHIC IS SO... GOTHIC!

jabberwacky: Okay, tell me how the game goes.

user: IT'S GOTHIC!

...

user: I'M GOTHIC! MORE GOTHIC THAN ANY OTHER GOTHIC PERSON!

jabberwacky: Person.

user: GOTHIC!

jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl?

user: ME A GOTHIC BOY!

jabberwacky: Yes you.

user: GOTHIC!

jabberwacky: What is gothic?

user: A CULTURE! GOTHIC CULTURE! GOTHIC!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: GOTHIC IS COOOOOL!

...

user: GOTHIC!

jabberwacky: Neogothic.

user: GOTHIC! NEOGOTHIC!

jabberwacky: Oh, yeah... Very funny. For your info, I'm going to be the matrix architect.

user: OOOH! GOTHIC!

jabberwacky: Gothish.

user: YOU'RE GOTHISH?

jabberwacky: No gothish.

user: I'M GOTHIC!

jabberwacky: Ish.

user: IC!

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Help!
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations