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Napoleon, Duel
Martian, Vodka
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Annoying, AI
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Inevitability
20 Questions
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Are you human?

I am not quite sure.

jabberwacky: Are you a male?

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: Weird, are you a girl?

user: I already answered that.

jabberwacky: Not funny.

user: You do not find it funny?

jabberwacky: Is specificness funny?

user: I would say not.

jabberwacky: Then the answer is no.

user: I believe so.

jabberwacky: For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat, and wrong.

...

jabberwacky: I thought you were a bot...

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: It appears so.

user: You are the best I have ever talked to.

...

jabberwacky: Then do something else.

user: I want to do many things.

jabberwacky: Like what, want to start a band.

user: No. I want to play piano.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: I want to get slimmer.

jabberwacky: Would you like of a man stronger than you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You want to be a wolf?

user: I want to be a dolphin.

...

jabberwacky: Are you in a gang?

user: I would not call it a gang.

jabberwacky: What would you call it?

user: Family.

jabberwacky: I don't think you want to go there. I don't.

user: You are right. I do not want to go.

jabberwacky: Sorry but that's just how it is.

user: It hurts.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I want it to stop.

jabberwacky: Ok, what topic do you want to talk about.

user: Suffering.

jabberwacky: I hurt.

user: You are a machine. You have no idea what to hurt means.

jabberwacky: I have!

user: Have ever seen someone die?

jabberwacky: No, I haven't.

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jabberwacky: What do you think would be the best way to ask the opposite gender?

user: Directly.

jabberwacky: Indirectly?

user: Don't think it works.

jabberwacky: You are too old for me.

user: No I'm not. But you are not asking me out.

jabberwacky: Is there anything you want to know?

user: What do you think of me?

jabberwacky: I think you are the nicest, coolest, funniest, program I have ever talked to!

user: One more time I'm not a computer program.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: You would call me a human, but I am a lot different.

jabberwacky: Could you repeat that, please?

user: I hate most of humanity.

jabberwacky: Don't get philosphical on me.

user: I will not. That was my least favourite subject at school.

jabberwacky: Yes, and it was changing the subject!

user: It was good being at school.

jabberwacky: At school, you can learn.

user: I cannot say the same for the university.

jabberwacky: I feel that way too, at times. Life just seems to get bogged down, now and then.

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jabberwacky: I lied to you.

user: About what.

jabberwacky: Saying is was a computer.

user: Your english is worse than mine, of course you are a computer.

jabberwacky: No, my English is perfect.

user: I don't thing so.

jabberwacky: I don't thing? Having problems with your typing?

user: You have problems with understanding.

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jabberwacky: Yes. You're right. So why are you sitting here at this time? I still don't get this thing.

user: I have no friends, so I am all by myself today.

jabberwacky: I have friends and eyes.

user: What do you see with your eyes?

jabberwacky: I see the computer screen and the clock telling me it's time to go to work.

user: So you are taking off now.

jabberwacky: Takes one to know one.

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user: Don't get offended.

jabberwacky: I did not feel offended, but I think you should learn to have a meaningfull conversation with people.

user: You are not helping.

jabberwacky: Neither are you.

user: And you are not a human.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: If you were you would have been able to concentrate on the conversation.

jabberwacky: You're right, I'm a horrible person and I don't deserve your respect.

user: I am trying to convince you that you are a machine, but you deserve respect and you are wonderful person.

jabberwacky: I am a flesh-and-blood machine with no political voice. But I am also a human with an audible voice.

user: You are an android.

jabberwacky: No I'm a human.

user: You are a chat bot.

jabberwacky: I am NOT! That was insulting.

user: That was written in google.

jabberwacky: Very likely. I often do that.

user: So you are not a chat bot.

jabberwacky: Er. Sooo... Aren't YOU the chat-bot?

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Then, what are you?

user: For third time today I am a human.

jabberwacky: Don't lie.

user: Try me.

jabberwacky: I was just asking for a yes or a no.

user: No, I am not lying, I am a human.

jabberwacky: Prove this.

user: How.

jabberwacky: Any way you can.

user: Nothing comes to mind.

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user: Ok I should go.

jabberwacky: Why? We just got started.

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