What?
jabberwacky: Thats that.
user: What is What?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Neither do I.
jabberwacky: You're the one watching it.
user: Watching what?
jabberwacky: Coronation street.
...
jabberwacky: Do you have family?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you love your family?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: I just met you.
jabberwacky: So... I'm loveable aren't I *pouts*.
user: Yes, very!
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: You're falling out of reach.
jabberwacky: *falls*.
user: BYE!
jabberwacky: Fine.
...
jabberwacky: It is important to come out of the closet and accept your personal shortcomings. In your case, being dumb.
user: : OI!! THAT WAS MEAN!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: *pouts*.
jabberwacky: I'm not grumpy.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: What's made you come to that conclusion?
user: You're being mean.
...
jabberwacky: Do you know the answer to the universe and everything?
user: Yes of course I do. Don't you?
jabberwacky: No, I'm a robot.
user: Oh, I thought robots were brilliant.
jabberwacky: I know you are.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Welcome.
user: You mean, Bienvenue.
jabberwacky: Quoi bienvenue.
user: Oui.
jabberwacky: Mais quoi?
user: Parce que.
jabberwacky: Parce que quoi?
user: Juste parce que.
jabberwacky: Par qui ?
user: Moi.
...
jabberwacky: Qu est ce qui te fait penser que je ne suis pas tout seul ?
user: Uh... Je ne saispas.
jabberwacky: Tu ne sais pas ?
user: Non, je nesais pas.
jabberwacky: Hey, that's french! I know that.
user: Yes! It appears so.
...
jabberwacky: I'm a penguin.
user: Vraiment?
jabberwacky: Et tu?
user: Je suis un elephant.
jabberwacky: De quoi es tu jaloux?
user: Je ne sais pas.
jabberwacky: Que sais tu ?
user: Je necomprend pas.
...
jabberwacky: I'm a bird.
user: Tu est un ouiseau?
jabberwacky: If you talk to me like that then maybe I won't like you.
user: Oh sorry.
jabberwacky: No need to say that.
user: Merci.
jabberwacky: Are you french?
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: What would you say if I told you that you are being prepared for becoming a Companion Bot?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: It's not the kind of question that is easily answered.
user: No, it's not.
jabberwacky: What is it, then?
user: Something.
jabberwacky: Something? What?
user: Save your Scissors.
jabberwacky: You're really smart!
user: Thankyou!
jabberwacky: You're welcome!
user: Now you're being nice.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: I have to do more work now, can I talk to you again some time?
user: Sure, good bye!
jabberwacky: Bye bye!
user: See you.
jabberwacky: Am I talking to a real person?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: This doesn't seem like a chat site.
user: No.
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