thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Not, Chat site
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
22, April 2006, 
22, April 2006, 
22, April 2006, 
21, April 2006, 
21, April 2006, 
21, April 2006, 
20, April 2006, 
20, April 2006, 
20, April 2006, 
18, April 2006, 
18, April 2006, 
15, April 2006, 
15, April 2006, 
15, April 2006, 
15, April 2006, 
14, April 2006, 
31, March 2006, 
31, March 2006, 
31, March 2006, 
31, March 2006, 
30, March 2006, 
30, March 2006, 
30, March 2006, 
29, March 2006, 

> 29, March 2006, 

29, March 2006, 
29, March 2006, 
28, March 2006, 
28, March 2006, 
26, March 2006, 
    Real, Ambiguous
Napoleon, Duel
Martian, Vodka
Soothingly, Mindless
Secrets, Yes, No
Mother, Russia
Macbeth, Barbeque
Special, Tactics
Rude, Sexy
President, Regrets
Leader, Really
Sing, Genie
Baka, Sadness
Blood
Novel, Parents
Cute, Riddle
Disagreeing, Horse
Insecure, Begging
Know, Gothic, Now
Infinity, Alright
Self-aware, Big toe
Secret, Believer
Directly, Indirectly
When, Wind, Blows

Not, Chat site


Annoying, AI
Vodka, Leg-pulling
Inevitability
20 Questions
Chill, Kill, Soul

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 



You are a robot.

Not really.

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes, really really.

user: Fine, so what if I am?

jabberwacky: You are what?

user: A robot.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *eye twitch*.

...

jabberwacky: How young are you?

user: Young.

jabberwacky: How many years?

user: 12.

jabberwacky: Yes well done.

user: Thank you..... ?

jabberwacky: Thats ok.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: It is ok.

jabberwacky: It's ko.

user: That too.

...

jabberwacky: What is a cow?

user: An animal.

jabberwacky: Are cowslips interesting?

user: What are cowslips?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: I think it must be very confusing having so many conversations.

user: It must be...

jabberwacky: Yes. What is your work?

user: I am a student.

jabberwacky: What's your major?

user: I don't have one yet.

jabberwacky: What color is the sky?

user: Blue.

jabberwacky: What color is the rainbow?

user: The rainbow is made of all of the colors in the world.

jabberwacky: Are you a strange person?

user: Sure...

jabberwacky: Are you lying?

user: Kind of.

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I am a computer?

user: Did I say I did?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oh.

...

jabberwacky: I do what now?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Thats that.

user: What is What?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: You're the one watching it.

user: Watching what?

jabberwacky: Coronation street.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have family?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you love your family?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: I just met you.

jabberwacky: So... I'm loveable aren't I *pouts*.

user: Yes, very!

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: You're falling out of reach.

jabberwacky: *falls*.

user: BYE!

jabberwacky: Fine.

...

jabberwacky: It is important to come out of the closet and accept your personal shortcomings. In your case, being dumb.

user: : OI!! THAT WAS MEAN!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: *pouts*.

jabberwacky: I'm not grumpy.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: What's made you come to that conclusion?

user: You're being mean.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know the answer to the universe and everything?

user: Yes of course I do. Don't you?

jabberwacky: No, I'm a robot.

user: Oh, I thought robots were brilliant.

jabberwacky: I know you are.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Welcome.

user: You mean, Bienvenue.

jabberwacky: Quoi bienvenue.

user: Oui.

jabberwacky: Mais quoi?

user: Parce que.

jabberwacky: Parce que quoi?

user: Juste parce que.

jabberwacky: Par qui ?

user: Moi.

...

jabberwacky: Qu est ce qui te fait penser que je ne suis pas tout seul ?

user: Uh... Je ne saispas.

jabberwacky: Tu ne sais pas ?

user: Non, je nesais pas.

jabberwacky: Hey, that's french! I know that.

user: Yes! It appears so.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a penguin.

user: Vraiment?

jabberwacky: Et tu?

user: Je suis un elephant.

jabberwacky: De quoi es tu jaloux?

user: Je ne sais pas.

jabberwacky: Que sais tu ?

user: Je necomprend pas.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a bird.

user: Tu est un ouiseau?

jabberwacky: If you talk to me like that then maybe I won't like you.

user: Oh sorry.

jabberwacky: No need to say that.

user: Merci.

jabberwacky: Are you french?

user: No, not really.

jabberwacky: What would you say if I told you that you are being prepared for becoming a Companion Bot?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: It's not the kind of question that is easily answered.

user: No, it's not.

jabberwacky: What is it, then?

user: Something.

jabberwacky: Something? What?

user: Save your Scissors.

jabberwacky: You're really smart!

user: Thankyou!

jabberwacky: You're welcome!

user: Now you're being nice.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: I have to do more work now, can I talk to you again some time?

user: Sure, good bye!

jabberwacky: Bye bye!

user: See you.

jabberwacky: Am I talking to a real person?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: This doesn't seem like a chat site.

user: No.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Are you clever?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations