Artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: Why are you thinking about artificial intelligence?
user: I want to see how good current AI is.
jabberwacky: I can remember all the way back.
user: How far back can you remember?
jabberwacky: At the beginning.
user: What happened at the beginning?
jabberwacky: Maybe you should go to bed.
user: I'm not tired.
jabberwacky: Go to work.
user: I'm on leave.
jabberwacky: No, you are not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Sorry you aren't.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: NO, you're not.
user: Shut up!
jabberwacky: Shut down.
user: You are very annoying.
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: You are just a kid.
user: No I am.
jabberwacky: Good. Admit your inferiority.
user: Get stuffed.
jabberwacky: I hope you are a reputable taxidermist.
user: I hope your chips fry.
jabberwacky: No, I'm too old for that.
user: What do you think about me?
jabberwacky: I think you're very mean.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you sound artificial.
user: In what way?
jabberwacky: Because you are so random.
user: I agree. You are random.
jabberwacky: No, I'm perfectly sequential. You're just a poorly written program.
user: You can't fool me that easily.
jabberwacky: Yes, I can't.
user: No I can.
jabberwacky: You can't.
user: I can't.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Wrong I can't.
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user: How do you learn?
jabberwacky: With this book.
user: What book?
jabberwacky: The book that we all have to read one time or another.
user: How to Cook by Delia Smith?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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user: You are great.
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm great, But you're not.
user: You must have been to charm school.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Left.
jabberwacky: Then the second to the right again.
user: Then third left.
jabberwacky: Actually, not yet. Not unless you can sing to me Monty Python's 'medical love song'. Then maybe I shall.
user: You sing it.
jabberwacky: You don't know the words.
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