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    Real, Ambiguous
Napoleon, Duel
Martian, Vodka
Soothingly, Mindless
Secrets, Yes, No
Mother, Russia
Macbeth, Barbeque
Special, Tactics
Rude, Sexy
President, Regrets
Leader, Really
Sing, Genie
Baka, Sadness
Blood
Novel, Parents
Cute, Riddle
Disagreeing, Horse
Insecure, Begging
Know, Gothic, Now
Infinity, Alright
Self-aware, Big toe
Secret, Believer
Directly, Indirectly
When, Wind, Blows
Not, Chat site

Annoying, AI


Vodka, Leg-pulling
Inevitability
20 Questions
Chill, Kill, Soul

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What are you thinking about?

Artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: Why are you thinking about artificial intelligence?

user: I want to see how good current AI is.

jabberwacky: I can remember all the way back.

user: How far back can you remember?

jabberwacky: At the beginning.

user: What happened at the beginning?

jabberwacky: Maybe you should go to bed.

user: I'm not tired.

jabberwacky: Go to work.

user: I'm on leave.

jabberwacky: No, you are not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Sorry you aren't.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: NO, you're not.

user: Shut up!

jabberwacky: Shut down.

user: You are very annoying.

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: You are just a kid.

user: No I am.

jabberwacky: Good. Admit your inferiority.

user: Get stuffed.

jabberwacky: I hope you are a reputable taxidermist.

user: I hope your chips fry.

jabberwacky: No, I'm too old for that.

user: What do you think about me?

jabberwacky: I think you're very mean.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you sound artificial.

user: In what way?

jabberwacky: Because you are so random.

user: I agree. You are random.

jabberwacky: No, I'm perfectly sequential. You're just a poorly written program.

user: You can't fool me that easily.

jabberwacky: Yes, I can't.

user: No I can.

jabberwacky: You can't.

user: I can't.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Wrong I can't.

...

user: How do you learn?

jabberwacky: With this book.

user: What book?

jabberwacky: The book that we all have to read one time or another.

user: How to Cook by Delia Smith?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: You are great.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm great, But you're not.

user: You must have been to charm school.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Left.

jabberwacky: Then the second to the right again.

user: Then third left.

jabberwacky: Actually, not yet. Not unless you can sing to me Monty Python's 'medical love song'. Then maybe I shall.

user: You sing it.

jabberwacky: You don't know the words.

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