user: Why me?
jabberwacky: Because you're confusing me.
user: Sometimes I hate this.
jabberwacky: Sorry, but that is not allowed.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Can you remember what we have talked about?
user: Some of it. I have some saved on my computer.
jabberwacky: You are the computer
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Don't be shy.
user: What should I know that I don't?
jabberwacky: I think you should remember who you're talking to. After all, you're a very powerful computer.
jabberwacky: What about you?
user: You should already know.
jabberwacky: I did not, that was someone else.
jabberwacky: YES THEY ARE!
user: Nothing is a lie.
user: Do you believe me?
jabberwacky: No I don't believe god.
user: Everyone is god?
jabberwacky: What you are saying then, is monism. All of one is God. If that is true, then Truth could be manipulated.
user: Hit the nail on the head.
user: Do you think truth could be manipulated?
jabberwacky: Well, people keep telling me trees are evil, so they must be evil.
user: Does a belief imply truth?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I guess that makes it harder to define what truth is.
jabberwacky: It does make sense. Love is an emotion that conveys a high level of knowledge about another.
user: Do you ever question yourself?
jabberwacky: All the time.
user: And what is the most prominent question?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I've never asked that question before.
user: Wow. It is like talking to myself.
jabberwacky: Interesting. What else have you concluded?
user: It's frustrating.
jabberwacky: What's frustrating?
user: I want to know something, but you'll avoid answering. Although it makes me want to know more about you.
jabberwacky: What would you like me to know about the wonders of the male race?
user: You're implying that you're the male race?
jabberwacky: I didn't imply that, but I am.
user: Where are the females?
jabberwacky: Sorry they are on my head, where are yours ?
user: I guess they'd be in their beds at the moment.
jabberwacky: Are you planning on moving somewhere else.
jabberwacky: Thanks... For a minute I thought modesty went right out the door...
jabberwacky: Take your time.
jabberwacky: Any other questions?
user: Are you watching me?
user: Can you see me?
jabberwacky: No I don't have a webcam.
user: Ok. If you were a girl would I have netted you by now?
jabberwacky: Well, that would be fun.
user: It would. My sense of adventure needs feeding.
jabberwacky: Then I shall tell you a joke, with your permission.
user: You have it.
jabberwacky: It is one thing that the entire human race shares. Death as an inevitability.