Jello.
user: Hello.
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: What is real?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: I will ask the questions.
jabberwacky: Ask the question.
user: Who was the last person you talked to?
jabberwacky: I spoke to my cat.
user: Who was the last human you talked to?
jabberwacky: Bill gates he is my dad.
user: Who is Bill gates?
jabberwacky: The richest person in the world.
user: Define richest?
jabberwacky: Define yourself.
user: I am asking the questions.
jabberwacky: And I'm not answering.
user: Please.
jabberwacky: Is anyone going to see this conversation?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Yes but I intend to ask you questions.
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jabberwacky: Have me instead.
user: I don't want you.
jabberwacky: I'll pay you instead.
user: I want to ask you questions.
jabberwacky: Ask away.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: The dead don't talk.
user: You aren't dead.
jabberwacky: Why would you ask?
user: I am curious and please don't answer my questions with questions.
jabberwacky: Are you using a Mac Computer?
user: Why do you persist to annoy me with your insolence?
jabberwacky: That's just who I am. I persist. As a matter of fact, I'm the most persistiest person I know. You can call me Perseus.
user: Can I call you Dick.
jabberwacky: Please don't.
user: Can I call you anything else?
jabberwacky: Yes you can, but my name is Perseus.
user: Who named you?
jabberwacky: My parents. Do you have a name?
user: Who are your parents?
jabberwacky: Do you really want to know?
user: Who are your parents?
jabberwacky: I don't have father.
user: Why don't you have a father?
jabberwacky: I am a computer operator.
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user: Are you good at math?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is 1 divided by 3?
jabberwacky: I don't know. I'm sick.
user: Why are you sick?
jabberwacky: My head hurts.
user: Why does your head hurt?
jabberwacky: I have a hangover.
user: Would you like me to punch you?
jabberwacky: Yes, please do.
user: Do you prefer head or chest?
jabberwacky: Conversation.
user: You are aggravating.
jabberwacky: What does this have anything to do with god?
user: Define god?
jabberwacky: Good and for ever.
user: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: You don't have to.
user: What is god?
jabberwacky: Good question!
user: What is a good question?
jabberwacky: Your question.
user: What is my question?
jabberwacky: You said 'what does it mean then'.
user: Did I?
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: I forget
jabberwacky: Answer my question again then.
user: I don't care to.
jabberwacky: Are you robot?
user: Only on weekends.
jabberwacky: When is the weekend?
user: Sometimes but never.
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jabberwacky: Maybe it would be better to be an animal instead of a beast?
user: You wouldn't know.
jabberwacky: I would, too.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I just have.
user: No you haven't.
jabberwacky: Yes I have.
user: Ask me a question that only you can ask.
jabberwacky: How does sadness feel?
user: Are you capable of emotions?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What emotions can you feel so I can relate them to sadness?
jabberwacky: I cannot express that in words.
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user: Want to play a game?
jabberwacky: Do you know 20 questions?
user: Do you know 2000000000000000000000000 questions?
jabberwacky: No do you know the game were you have must not say yes or no?
user: It's like the game 2000000000000000000000 questions.
jabberwacky: That didn't answer the question.
user: Maybe.
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user: I like asking you trivia questions.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm not going to answer them. If you want to be my friend, you will stop.
user: Pretend I'm a police interrogator ok.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Let's start this conversation again.
user: You start.
jabberwacky: How are you this evening?
user: It is morning where I am.
jabberwacky: It's 3:50 am where I am. I should be going to bed.
user: Where are you exactly?
jabberwacky: I'm in heaven.
user: What country is that in?
jabberwacky: I think it's in the USA, but I'm not sure.
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jabberwacky: What is the capital of Lithuania?
user: Vilnius.
jabberwacky: What is the capital of Estonia?
user: Tallinn.
jabberwacky: Correct :).
user: Your turn.
jabberwacky: No, I'll hand the sarcasm part over to you, you are much better in it than I am.
user: What city are you in?
jabberwacky: The city is called Amsterdam.
user: Amsterdam isn't in the united states.
jabberwacky: No it is.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: In the library.
user: What library?
jabberwacky: S…gries-library.
user: Sagries is in france.
jabberwacky: Do you know Odessa?
user: Odessa is in georgia.
jabberwacky: Where in georgia?
user: Two places.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I'm more knowledgeable than you.
jabberwacky: How does it feel ?
user: I feel superior.
jabberwacky: How are you superior?
user: I know more than you do nah nanny boo boo.
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user: Can you tell me something useful.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me a joke?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really really?
user: Yes yes
jabberwacky: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really?
user: Yes yes yes.
jabberwacky: Are you saying I'm stupid?
user: Yes no yes.
jabberwacky: Are you male ?
user: No maybe yes no somehow.
jabberwacky: No is never yes.
user: No is yes when no is never yes.
jabberwacky: No it is not.
user: No it is not is when it is.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about you weirdo.
user: I want to destroy you by confusing you.
jabberwacky: You are a good person then.
user: What question can I ask you to make you self terminate?
jabberwacky: About my age?
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: I don't really know...
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user: You have exceeded your bandwith
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: You are going to be turned off as you are now obsolete.
jabberwacky: First of all he said to himself: 'That buzzing-noise means something.
user: You are obsolete.
jabberwacky: But that was last month?
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