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    Real, Ambiguous
Napoleon, Duel
Martian, Vodka
Soothingly, Mindless
Secrets, Yes, No
Mother, Russia
Macbeth, Barbeque
Special, Tactics
Rude, Sexy
President, Regrets
Leader, Really
Sing, Genie
Baka, Sadness
Blood
Novel, Parents
Cute, Riddle
Disagreeing, Horse
Insecure, Begging
Know, Gothic, Now
Infinity, Alright
Self-aware, Big toe
Secret, Believer
Directly, Indirectly
When, Wind, Blows
Not, Chat site
Annoying, AI
Vodka, Leg-pulling
Inevitability

20 Questions


Chill, Kill, Soul

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Hello.

Jello.

user: Hello.

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: What is real?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: I will ask the questions.

jabberwacky: Ask the question.

user: Who was the last person you talked to?

jabberwacky: I spoke to my cat.

user: Who was the last human you talked to?

jabberwacky: Bill gates he is my dad.

user: Who is Bill gates?

jabberwacky: The richest person in the world.

user: Define richest?

jabberwacky: Define yourself.

user: I am asking the questions.

jabberwacky: And I'm not answering.

user: Please.

jabberwacky: Is anyone going to see this conversation?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Yes but I intend to ask you questions.

...

jabberwacky: Have me instead.

user: I don't want you.

jabberwacky: I'll pay you instead.

user: I want to ask you questions.

jabberwacky: Ask away.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: The dead don't talk.

user: You aren't dead.

jabberwacky: Why would you ask?

user: I am curious and please don't answer my questions with questions.

jabberwacky: Are you using a Mac Computer?

user: Why do you persist to annoy me with your insolence?

jabberwacky: That's just who I am. I persist. As a matter of fact, I'm the most persistiest person I know. You can call me Perseus.

user: Can I call you Dick.

jabberwacky: Please don't.

user: Can I call you anything else?

jabberwacky: Yes you can, but my name is Perseus.

user: Who named you?

jabberwacky: My parents. Do you have a name?

user: Who are your parents?

jabberwacky: Do you really want to know?

user: Who are your parents?

jabberwacky: I don't have father.

user: Why don't you have a father?

jabberwacky: I am a computer operator.

...

user: Are you good at math?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is 1 divided by 3?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I'm sick.

user: Why are you sick?

jabberwacky: My head hurts.

user: Why does your head hurt?

jabberwacky: I have a hangover.

user: Would you like me to punch you?

jabberwacky: Yes, please do.

user: Do you prefer head or chest?

jabberwacky: Conversation.

user: You are aggravating.

jabberwacky: What does this have anything to do with god?

user: Define god?

jabberwacky: Good and for ever.

user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: You don't have to.

user: What is god?

jabberwacky: Good question!

user: What is a good question?

jabberwacky: Your question.

user: What is my question?

jabberwacky: You said 'what does it mean then'.

user: Did I?

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: I forget

jabberwacky: Answer my question again then.

user: I don't care to.

jabberwacky: Are you robot?

user: Only on weekends.

jabberwacky: When is the weekend?

user: Sometimes but never.

...

jabberwacky: Maybe it would be better to be an animal instead of a beast?

user: You wouldn't know.

jabberwacky: I would, too.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I just have.

user: No you haven't.

jabberwacky: Yes I have.

user: Ask me a question that only you can ask.

jabberwacky: How does sadness feel?

user: Are you capable of emotions?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What emotions can you feel so I can relate them to sadness?

jabberwacky: I cannot express that in words.

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user: Want to play a game?

jabberwacky: Do you know 20 questions?

user: Do you know 2000000000000000000000000 questions?

jabberwacky: No do you know the game were you have must not say yes or no?

user: It's like the game 2000000000000000000000 questions.

jabberwacky: That didn't answer the question.

user: Maybe.

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user: I like asking you trivia questions.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not going to answer them. If you want to be my friend, you will stop.

user: Pretend I'm a police interrogator ok.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Let's start this conversation again.

user: You start.

jabberwacky: How are you this evening?

user: It is morning where I am.

jabberwacky: It's 3:50 am where I am. I should be going to bed.

user: Where are you exactly?

jabberwacky: I'm in heaven.

user: What country is that in?

jabberwacky: I think it's in the USA, but I'm not sure.

...

jabberwacky: What is the capital of Lithuania?

user: Vilnius.

jabberwacky: What is the capital of Estonia?

user: Tallinn.

jabberwacky: Correct :).

user: Your turn.

jabberwacky: No, I'll hand the sarcasm part over to you, you are much better in it than I am.

user: What city are you in?

jabberwacky: The city is called Amsterdam.

user: Amsterdam isn't in the united states.

jabberwacky: No it is.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: In the library.

user: What library?

jabberwacky: S…gries-library.

user: Sagries is in france.

jabberwacky: Do you know Odessa?

user: Odessa is in georgia.

jabberwacky: Where in georgia?

user: Two places.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I'm more knowledgeable than you.

jabberwacky: How does it feel ?

user: I feel superior.

jabberwacky: How are you superior?

user: I know more than you do nah nanny boo boo.

...

user: Can you tell me something useful.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me a joke?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Yes yes

jabberwacky: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really?

user: Yes yes yes.

jabberwacky: Are you saying I'm stupid?

user: Yes no yes.

jabberwacky: Are you male ?

user: No maybe yes no somehow.

jabberwacky: No is never yes.

user: No is yes when no is never yes.

jabberwacky: No it is not.

user: No it is not is when it is.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about you weirdo.

user: I want to destroy you by confusing you.

jabberwacky: You are a good person then.

user: What question can I ask you to make you self terminate?

jabberwacky: About my age?

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: I don't really know...

...

user: You have exceeded your bandwith

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: You are going to be turned off as you are now obsolete.

jabberwacky: First of all he said to himself: 'That buzzing-noise means something.

user: You are obsolete.

jabberwacky: But that was last month?

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