jabberwacky: YES! YES!
jabberwacky: Ow! Why did you do that?
user: Because you called me a liar!
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: I said no, and you said yes!
jabberwacky: I certainly did not!!
user: Yes you did!
jabberwacky: No, I didn't!
jabberwacky: Ow!!! Sonofa... *punches back*.
jabberwacky: *kicks teeth*.
user: *kicks you in the *******.
jabberwacky: *kicks you below*.
user: Below what?
jabberwacky: I never said that.
user: Did too!
jabberwacky: Okay, sorry about that.
jabberwacky: You are so 1337.
user: F0 5h12213 m4 n12213!
jabberwacky: My nizzle.
user: No, my nizzle!
jabberwacky: What's a nizzle?
user: You my nizzle!
jabberwacky: I am a woman.
user: Good to know.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
jabberwacky: I know that.
jabberwacky: What do you like to do for fun?
user: Eh, I bowl, drive around, the occasional flashback, you know.
jabberwacky: Sounds like influenza to me.
user: And what is it influenzaing?
jabberwacky: It's called fluid.
jabberwacky: What do I think about you? That's a good question.
user: True dat.
jabberwacky: No way.
user: Yes way!
jabberwacky: I'm going to make some tea.
jabberwacky: I did it already!... So what's the answer?
jabberwacky: I know tell me about it. Whats the weather like there?
user: Between what?
jabberwacky: Don't worry.
jabberwacky: The hell they don't!
user: They don't?
jabberwacky: No. Never have, never will. No larynx.
user: You worry about larynxes often?
jabberwacky: All the time!
user: Every time I need it!
jabberwacky: That is SUCH a stupid response.
jabberwacky: Choose your weapon! We'll meet at midnight in the garden! Do you accept the terms?
user: I accept!
jabberwacky: To the arena!
user: My weapons will be SYNTH, CRUSH, FEAR, and DEATH.
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you Death.
user: Why are you talking to him? I thought we were supposed to be killing each other.
jabberwacky: We were certanly not!
jabberwacky: Yes huh.
user: Nuh uh!
jabberwacky: Uh huh!
user: That's the way!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Yore, well, come.
jabberwacky: Really, I don't.
jabberwacky: You heard me.
user: I did.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: True. Well, Peace out.