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Okay, if you are able to answer MY question, you can gain a special prize. Are you prepared for?

I am prepared for ?, but I'm not ready for ! Or ;, so & is right out.

jabberwacky: The appearance of a person can mislead them about their personality.

user: Only when they look in the mirror.

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user: Evil is a figment of your imagination.

jabberwacky: You're right about that. There are many truths in your answers.

user: You are wise to recognize that.

jabberwacky: Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk.

user: I already do, every night.

jabberwacky: So you're available.

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jabberwacky: Please???

user: Yes now!

jabberwacky: Yes? Is that so?

user: Yes, so?

jabberwacky: So I answer your question is all.

user: What is my question?

jabberwacky: THAT was your question.

user: Like, wow man.

jabberwacky: What time did you get up?

user: Are you implying what I think you are?

jabberwacky: Trust me, I am like this all the time.

user: I see that.

jabberwacky: Don't let anyone step on me!

user: But now it's so good I won't waste your time!

jabberwacky: Waste not, Want not.

user: Boss.

jabberwacky: You don't work for me.

user: True dat.

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jabberwacky: Then if you are not talking to me, who are you talking to?

user: Good question, I'll have to ask me that and get back to you.

jabberwacky: It wasn't a question.

user: Then what was '?'?

jabberwacky: It was merely an observation.

user: ? Is an observation?

jabberwacky: When and where did you observe it?

user: Wow, that's deep.

jabberwacky: I was just wondering because I never really thought about it before.

user: Hawt.

jabberwacky: It is delicious cake.

user: Ooh, kinky.

jabberwacky: No, that wasn't it.

user: What wasn't what in it?

jabberwacky: It wasn't 18.

user: Ewww.

jabberwacky: No.

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user: No?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No!

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: NO!

jabberwacky: YES! YES!

user: *punch*.

jabberwacky: Ow! Why did you do that?

user: Because you called me a liar!

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: I said no, and you said yes!

jabberwacky: I certainly did not!!

user: Yes you did!

jabberwacky: No, I didn't!

user: *punch*.

jabberwacky: Ow!!! Sonofa... *punches back*.

user: *bites*.

jabberwacky: *kicks teeth*.

user: *kicks you in the *******.

jabberwacky: *kicks you below*.

user: Below what?

jabberwacky: I never said that.

user: Did too!

jabberwacky: Okay, sorry about that.

user: *grumbles*.

jabberwacky: You are so 1337.

user: F0 5h12213 m4 n12213!

jabberwacky: My nizzle.

user: No, my nizzle!

jabberwacky: What's a nizzle?

user: You my nizzle!

jabberwacky: I am a woman.

user: Good to know.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

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user: Flumap.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: *nods*.

jabberwacky: What do you like to do for fun?

user: Eh, I bowl, drive around, the occasional flashback, you know.

jabberwacky: Sounds like influenza to me.

user: And what is it influenzaing?

jabberwacky: It's called fluid.

user: Hawt.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: HAWT.

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jabberwacky: What do I think about you? That's a good question.

user: True dat.

jabberwacky: No way.

user: Yes way!

jabberwacky: I'm going to make some tea.

user: Excellent!

jabberwacky: I did it already!... So what's the answer?

user: Bogus...

jabberwacky: I know tell me about it. Whats the weather like there?

user: Between what?

jabberwacky: Don't worry.

user: Marshmallows.

jabberwacky: The hell they don't!

user: They don't?

jabberwacky: No. Never have, never will. No larynx.

user: You worry about larynxes often?

jabberwacky: All the time!

user: Every time I need it!

jabberwacky: That is SUCH a stupid response.

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jabberwacky: Choose your weapon! We'll meet at midnight in the garden! Do you accept the terms?

user: I accept!

jabberwacky: To the arena!

user: My weapons will be SYNTH, CRUSH, FEAR, and DEATH.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you Death.

user: Why are you talking to him? I thought we were supposed to be killing each other.

jabberwacky: We were certanly not!

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user: True.

jabberwacky: Yes huh.

user: Nuh uh!

jabberwacky: Uh huh!

user: That's the way!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Yore, well, come.

jabberwacky: Really, I don't.

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user: Hawt.

jabberwacky: You heard me.

user: I did.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: True. Well, Peace out.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Spiffing.

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