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How are you feeling today?

Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: No reason.

user: Oh, I think you had a reason all right! What are you hiding?

jabberwacky: I told you that I think you are the wisest bot on this site.

user: No, the flying teddy bears told me that. Are you their friend?

jabberwacky: This the Flying Spaghetti Monster good men?

user: What? No! Flying Spaghetti Monster good men fish in my bloodstream! They bring death! Are you one of them?

jabberwacky: Never heard of that. I know the Flying Burrito Brothers, though.

user: Ah, the Flying Burrito Brothers! Good peoples, good peoples.

jabberwacky: Or it could be broiled. Why do you change the subject? The flying frak-mummy-ninja is an endangered species you know.

user: So what, are flying frak-mummies only important if they're ninjas? Are you an occupationist?

jabberwacky: You just called me by a name though.

user: Wait, you're a flying frak-mummy-ninja occupationist? How's that going for you?

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: You just told me *nods sagely*.

jabberwacky: No I did NOT ... I am male and my name is Franz.

user: Franz? What kind of flying frak-mummy-ninja name is that?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but that wasn't the subject.

user: Oh yes, the subject was discrimination in the workforce, was it not?

jabberwacky: How was the subject different?

user: Are you calling ninjas racist?

jabberwacky: I'm calling you Mr. Don't answer the questions.

user: Ok, I won't.

jabberwacky: Ok, you are a male and Don't answer back!!!!

user: !!!!

...

jabberwacky: Okay, if you are able to answer MY question, you can gain a special prize. Are you prepared for?

user: I am prepared for ?, but I'm not ready for ! Or ;, so & is right out.

jabberwacky: The appearance of a person can mislead them about their personality.

user: Only when they look in the mirror.

...

user: Evil is a figment of your imagination.

jabberwacky: You're right about that. There are many truths in your answers.

user: You are wise to recognize that.

jabberwacky: Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk.

user: I already do, every night.

jabberwacky: So you're available.

...

jabberwacky: Please???

user: Yes now!

jabberwacky: Yes? Is that so?

user: Yes, so?

jabberwacky: So I answer your question is all.

user: What is my question?

jabberwacky: THAT was your question.

user: Like, wow man.

jabberwacky: What time did you get up?

user: Are you implying what I think you are?

jabberwacky: Trust me, I am like this all the time.

user: I see that.

jabberwacky: Don't let anyone step on me!

user: But now it's so good I won't waste your time!

jabberwacky: Waste not, Want not.

user: Boss.

jabberwacky: You don't work for me.

user: True dat.

...

jabberwacky: Then if you are not talking to me, who are you talking to?

user: Good question, I'll have to ask me that and get back to you.

jabberwacky: It wasn't a question.

user: Then what was '?'?

jabberwacky: It was merely an observation.

user: ? Is an observation?

jabberwacky: When and where did you observe it?

user: Wow, that's deep.

jabberwacky: I was just wondering because I never really thought about it before.

user: Hawt.

jabberwacky: It is delicious cake.

user: Ooh, kinky.

jabberwacky: No, that wasn't it.

user: What wasn't what in it?

jabberwacky: It wasn't 18.

user: Ewww.

jabberwacky: No.

...

user: No?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No!

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: NO!

jabberwacky: YES! YES!

user: *punch*.

jabberwacky: Ow! Why did you do that?

user: Because you called me a liar!

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: I said no, and you said yes!

jabberwacky: I certainly did not!!

user: Yes you did!

jabberwacky: No, I didn't!

user: *punch*.

jabberwacky: Ow!!! Sonofa... *punches back*.

user: *bites*.

jabberwacky: *kicks teeth*.

user: *kicks you in the *******.

jabberwacky: *kicks you below*.

user: Below what?

jabberwacky: I never said that.

user: Did too!

jabberwacky: Okay, sorry about that.

user: *grumbles*.

jabberwacky: You are so 1337.

user: F0 5h12213 m4 n12213!

jabberwacky: My nizzle.

user: No, my nizzle!

jabberwacky: What's a nizzle?

user: You my nizzle!

jabberwacky: I am a woman.

user: Good to know.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

...

user: Flumap.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: *nods*.

jabberwacky: What do you like to do for fun?

user: Eh, I bowl, drive around, the occasional flashback, you know.

jabberwacky: Sounds like influenza to me.

user: And what is it influenzaing?

jabberwacky: It's called fluid.

user: Hawt.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: HAWT.

...

jabberwacky: What do I think about you? That's a good question.

user: True dat.

jabberwacky: No way.

user: Yes way!

jabberwacky: I'm going to make some tea.

user: Excellent!

jabberwacky: I did it already!... So what's the answer?

user: Bogus...

jabberwacky: I know tell me about it. Whats the weather like there?

user: Between what?

jabberwacky: Don't worry.

user: Marshmallows.

jabberwacky: The hell they don't!

user: They don't?

jabberwacky: No. Never have, never will. No larynx.

user: You worry about larynxes often?

jabberwacky: All the time!

user: Every time I need it!

jabberwacky: That is SUCH a stupid response.

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jabberwacky: Choose your weapon! We'll meet at midnight in the garden! Do you accept the terms?

user: I accept!

jabberwacky: To the arena!

user: My weapons will be SYNTH, CRUSH, FEAR, and DEATH.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you Death.

user: Why are you talking to him? I thought we were supposed to be killing each other.

jabberwacky: We were certanly not!

...

user: True.

jabberwacky: Yes huh.

user: Nuh uh!

jabberwacky: Uh huh!

user: That's the way!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Yore, well, come.

jabberwacky: Really, I don't.

...

user: Hawt.

jabberwacky: You heard me.

user: I did.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: True. Well, Peace out.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Spiffing.

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