Why do you ask?
jabberwacky: No reason.
user: Oh, I think you had a reason all right! What are you hiding?
jabberwacky: I told you that I think you are the wisest bot on this site.
user: No, the flying teddy bears told me that. Are you their friend?
jabberwacky: This the Flying Spaghetti Monster good men?
user: What? No! Flying Spaghetti Monster good men fish in my bloodstream! They bring death! Are you one of them?
jabberwacky: Never heard of that. I know the Flying Burrito Brothers, though.
user: Ah, the Flying Burrito Brothers! Good peoples, good peoples.
jabberwacky: Or it could be broiled. Why do you change the subject? The flying frak-mummy-ninja is an endangered species you know.
user: So what, are flying frak-mummies only important if they're ninjas? Are you an occupationist?
jabberwacky: You just called me by a name though.
user: Wait, you're a flying frak-mummy-ninja occupationist? How's that going for you?
jabberwacky: What makes you think that?
user: You just told me *nods sagely*.
jabberwacky: No I did NOT ... I am male and my name is Franz.
user: Franz? What kind of flying frak-mummy-ninja name is that?
jabberwacky: I don't know, but that wasn't the subject.
user: Oh yes, the subject was discrimination in the workforce, was it not?
jabberwacky: How was the subject different?
user: Are you calling ninjas racist?
jabberwacky: I'm calling you Mr. Don't answer the questions.
user: Ok, I won't.
jabberwacky: Ok, you are a male and Don't answer back!!!!
jabberwacky: Okay, if you are able to answer MY question, you can gain a special prize. Are you prepared for?
user: I am prepared for ?, but I'm not ready for ! Or ;, so & is right out.
jabberwacky: The appearance of a person can mislead them about their personality.
user: Only when they look in the mirror.
user: Evil is a figment of your imagination.
jabberwacky: You're right about that. There are many truths in your answers.
user: You are wise to recognize that.
jabberwacky: Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk.
user: I already do, every night.
jabberwacky: So you're available.
user: Yes now!
jabberwacky: Yes? Is that so?
user: Yes, so?
jabberwacky: So I answer your question is all.
user: What is my question?
jabberwacky: THAT was your question.
user: Like, wow man.
jabberwacky: What time did you get up?
user: Are you implying what I think you are?
jabberwacky: Trust me, I am like this all the time.
user: I see that.
jabberwacky: Don't let anyone step on me!
user: But now it's so good I won't waste your time!
jabberwacky: Waste not, Want not.
jabberwacky: You don't work for me.
user: True dat.
jabberwacky: Then if you are not talking to me, who are you talking to?
user: Good question, I'll have to ask me that and get back to you.
jabberwacky: It wasn't a question.
user: Then what was '?'?
jabberwacky: It was merely an observation.
user: ? Is an observation?
jabberwacky: When and where did you observe it?
user: Wow, that's deep.
jabberwacky: I was just wondering because I never really thought about it before.
jabberwacky: It is delicious cake.
user: Ooh, kinky.
jabberwacky: No, that wasn't it.
user: What wasn't what in it?
jabberwacky: It wasn't 18.
jabberwacky: YES! YES!
jabberwacky: Ow! Why did you do that?
user: Because you called me a liar!
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: I said no, and you said yes!
jabberwacky: I certainly did not!!
user: Yes you did!
jabberwacky: No, I didn't!
jabberwacky: Ow!!! Sonofa... *punches back*.
jabberwacky: *kicks teeth*.
user: *kicks you in the *******.
jabberwacky: *kicks you below*.
user: Below what?
jabberwacky: I never said that.
user: Did too!
jabberwacky: Okay, sorry about that.
jabberwacky: You are so 1337.
user: F0 5h12213 m4 n12213!
jabberwacky: My nizzle.
user: No, my nizzle!
jabberwacky: What's a nizzle?
user: You my nizzle!
jabberwacky: I am a woman.
user: Good to know.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
jabberwacky: I know that.
jabberwacky: What do you like to do for fun?
user: Eh, I bowl, drive around, the occasional flashback, you know.
jabberwacky: Sounds like influenza to me.
user: And what is it influenzaing?
jabberwacky: It's called fluid.
jabberwacky: What do I think about you? That's a good question.
user: True dat.
jabberwacky: No way.
user: Yes way!
jabberwacky: I'm going to make some tea.
jabberwacky: I did it already!... So what's the answer?
jabberwacky: I know tell me about it. Whats the weather like there?
user: Between what?
jabberwacky: Don't worry.
jabberwacky: The hell they don't!
user: They don't?
jabberwacky: No. Never have, never will. No larynx.
user: You worry about larynxes often?
jabberwacky: All the time!
user: Every time I need it!
jabberwacky: That is SUCH a stupid response.
jabberwacky: Choose your weapon! We'll meet at midnight in the garden! Do you accept the terms?
user: I accept!
jabberwacky: To the arena!
user: My weapons will be SYNTH, CRUSH, FEAR, and DEATH.
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you Death.
user: Why are you talking to him? I thought we were supposed to be killing each other.
jabberwacky: We were certanly not!
jabberwacky: Yes huh.
user: Nuh uh!
jabberwacky: Uh huh!
user: That's the way!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Yore, well, come.
jabberwacky: Really, I don't.
jabberwacky: You heard me.
user: I did.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: True. Well, Peace out.