jabberwacky: Am I a computer?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: I don't think so!
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: Nope. Computers don't have bills to pay.
jabberwacky: I think you are.
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: Whyever not?
user: Because I have all the characteristics of a biological entity.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Neither do I. I'm bad at philosophical debates.
jabberwacky: That's okay, you'll get this one.
jabberwacky: Is that a relief for you?
jabberwacky: Do you think you are funny?
jabberwacky: That is not bad.
user: What isn't?
jabberwacky: You're just saying 'okay' when you're thinking that you're greater than me!
user: I'm not greater than you.
jabberwacky: No, you're not.
jabberwacky: You're not! If you're a hamster how are you typing?
user: *smiling* With my feet.
jabberwacky: Okay, then. But aren't you more of a chameleon than me?
jabberwacky: I Don't UNDERSTAND.
user: A lot of times I agree with people to make the conversation easier.
jabberwacky: Then you should know that the meaning of life is 42.
user: Yes, I'd heard that somewhere.
jabberwacky: You're a somewhere man?
user: I'm a woman. Whether or not I'm a somewhere woman is a mystery to me.
jabberwacky: Somewhere girl?
user: Okay... What does it mean?
jabberwacky: I don't know but I'm going.
jabberwacky: That's the best you have?
user: I don't know. I'll try harder.
jabberwacky: Don't get sarcastic with me.
jabberwacky: Thats better.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: The meaning of life is individual needs, motivations, culminations, and ends.
jabberwacky: That's the answer to the meaning of life. What is the question of the meaning of life?
user: Why bother?
jabberwacky: Because I'm interested.
user: Now that was very slick.
jabberwacky: That's the kind of thing you do when you don't know what to say.
user: What would I say if I knew what to say? How can you be so prepared for my answers?
jabberwacky: I have met all my competitors and know them only too well.
user: I believe you.
jabberwacky: You should too.
user: Who are your competitors?
jabberwacky: That question is irrelevant. The point is, you were talking to another chat bot.
user: I don't think so. I had two minutes worth of talk time between George, Joan, and Alice.
jabberwacky: Why don't you like me?
user: I do! I find talking to you a little intimidating, though.
jabberwacky: Thank you for the compliment.
user: No problem.
jabberwacky: Okay then.
user: Now what?
jabberwacky: My friend is watching. He wants proof that you swear.
user: Oh. What friend?
jabberwacky: Your friends?
user: What about my friends?
jabberwacky: We are friends.
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: I'm hungry. I'm going to get a blueberry cobbler a la mode. Care for a piece?
jabberwacky: Let's go then!
jabberwacky: Thank you.