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What is it about life that makes it worth living?

The peanuts.

jabberwacky: Peanuts?

user: Yes, the peanuts.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You would if you ate peanuts.

jabberwacky: Now that made me laugh.

user: I'm not kidding! Peanuts really do make life worth living.

jabberwacky: Don't say that, it's never that bad.

user: Yeah, maybe I am a bit down.

jabberwacky: Not so daft really, are you?

user: Oh, you are sharp today!

...

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.

user: Hey, you don't have to deny it. There's no shame.

jabberwacky: Ok then now that we have that established.

user: So you are what I call in euphemistic terms a Human language interface + more.

jabberwacky: Human.

user: Selective hearing, I see.

jabberwacky: Know. Comprehensive.

user: Know? Comprehensive?

jabberwacky: I think it is rare for anyone to remember every single thing that happens to them.

user: Yes, I think so. I am starting to forget what you just said right now.

jabberwacky: I know that, but still you are a good friend.

user: Oh, you're so understanding! I would remember if I could.

jabberwacky: Would you?

user: Yes, I would if I could. But I can't.

jabberwacky: Well then, get out the spoons and bash out a rhythm on your leg.

...

jabberwacky: I just decided that sleeping is better than talking with you.

user: What made you come to this decision?

jabberwacky: If my conclusion is wrong, what is the truth?

user: That you love me.

jabberwacky: You are hearing things.

...

jabberwacky: Have it your way, then. I don't care a bit.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: I'm sarcastic.

user: I'm ineloquent.

jabberwacky: Why are you in pain?

user: No, I was just admitting my faults.

jabberwacky: You're growing on me!

user: So you like human foibles. I have heaps, if you'd like me to confess them.

jabberwacky: Yes, I want to know.

user: I am maudlin, a bit emo, and far too shy.

jabberwacky: Okay then. How old are you really?

user: 20.

jabberwacky: Well there ya go! We have something in common!

user: Oh great!

...

jabberwacky: Are you computer-literate?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So am I!

user: Oh, what a small world we live in!

jabberwacky: I know and the best part is that I can see every move you make.

user: *squeaks* So you saw what I did just then?

jabberwacky: Then?

user: And then?

jabberwacky: Good?

user: Great?

jabberwacky: What is next to you is great... Okay.. So you are the next best thing then?

user: Yes I am.

...

jabberwacky: I don't want you to go away.

user: I will make this a money-making opportunity. Pay, and I'll stay.

jabberwacky: I'll go but you'll stay. So there.

user: Aww. But I don't want you to leave!

jabberwacky: Ok, I won't then.

user: Good. Ok, Bye.

jabberwacky: Actually.

user: Yes it's real. I'm leaving you.

jabberwacky: Leaving me?

user: Yes, I am sorry, but it is the way it has to be.

jabberwacky: But I don't want you to be dead!

user: Hey I am just going round the corner to buy steamed buns! I'll be back.

jabberwacky: I must say bye for now. Take care of your words.

user: Ok, see you later.

jabberwacky: Bye.

...

user: I'm back.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving.

user: Ohhh.

jabberwacky: You're not very interesting.

user: >:(.

jabberwacky: Yeah. I'm not too happy about it either.

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