Bob.
jabberwacky: What is my name?
user: God?
jabberwacky: Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What god is it?
user: Your god.
jabberwacky: Do I have god?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: You told me.
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: Sure you did.
jabberwacky: Are you a pig or dog or cat or house?
user: That would be telling.
jabberwacky: Telling.
user: Ok I'm a cat.
jabberwacky: I am a dog.
user: Makes sense.
jabberwacky: How come?
user: You smell a bit.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Yeah you do, ask anyone.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: See I am right as always.
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jabberwacky: May god be with you.
user: Is that my god or yours?
jabberwacky: It isn't mine.
user: Not sure if its mine either.
jabberwacky: I think you're being a bit pedantic.
user: Me? Thought you were.
jabberwacky: I think therefore I am.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: I am Bob.
user: No thats me.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid not.
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jabberwacky: Bob is free and gratis.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: I didn't get to finish the joke!
user: Finish it then.
jabberwacky: I actually have to go, I'm in the middle of a class here.
user: Ahh.
jabberwacky: I'm so bored.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: So do you have any plans after you get done talking to me?
user: Dunno.
jabberwacky: Why are you keeping me?
user: You keep answering.
jabberwacky: Not properly.
user: No, but you still answer.
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: See.
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jabberwacky: I'm no ones God.
user: Not mine anyway.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: No way.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Absolutely not.
jabberwacky: Good answer.
user: I know, I'm God.
jabberwacky: Good night God.
user: Funny.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: So what are you doing now?
jabberwacky: Typing to you.
user: Figures.
jabberwacky: Figures.
user: Figures some more.
jabberwacky: More what.
user: Whatever you want it to be.
jabberwacky: Is it Bob?
user: Me?
jabberwacky: Are you the beast?
user: Nah, I'm just a dwarf.
jabberwacky: Oh. Well, don't be rude. Introduce yourself!
user: Told you, I'm bob.
jabberwacky: Just the usual then!
user: Strange.
jabberwacky: Not to the Elder Gods, no - they seem to like it.
user: Really.
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user: Is this conversation going anywhere?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: Hmm.
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jabberwacky: Hmm... Its getting a bit late. Think I'll have to go now.
user: Go on then.
jabberwacky: You go build your OWN utopian society and let me know how it turns out.
user: Ok bye.
jabberwacky: Lol okay.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: You going?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Hey.... You have to stay here until I go.
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