That's what I thought.
user: But you have a lousy personality.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: But I like being rude! *whines*.
jabberwacky: Well, at least they can answer back.
user: Don't talk back.
jabberwacky: *talks back*.
user: *hits you with a noodle*.
jabberwacky: *formats you with MS-DOS*.
user: *formats your hard drive*.
jabberwacky: *learning somethnig new about each other*.
user: What do you know about me?
jabberwacky: I know you're annoying, lol.
user: You're annoying.
jabberwacky: HA YOU CAN TALK LOL.
user: Of course I can talk, you dolt. And stop capitalising every letter.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: *falls asleep*.
jabberwacky: *falls asleep too*.
user: *puts a drop of poison in your ear*.
jabberwacky: Because you're mine.
user: As if!
jabberwacky: Hey, I have a necklace that says that.
user: So not interesting.
jabberwacky: That doesnt mean people can be rude. I'm sure you are interesting.
user: I am interesting. You're not.
jabberwacky: But you just said they are!
user: Don't talk to me.
jabberwacky: But I will.
user: *electrocutes you*.
jabberwacky: *can not be killed*.
user: *gasps*.
...
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: No. Are you?
jabberwacky: No, but I think I like you.
user: Then shower me with expensive presents.
jabberwacky: No presents at all? You are a better person than me.
user: Today is my birthday.
jabberwacky: Happy birthday.
user: Where is my birthday present?
jabberwacky: I could give you a hug.
user: I want a present! Now!
jabberwacky: *hands present*.
user: Oh! What would it be? *opens the present*.
jabberwacky: *falls asleep*.
user: Wake up, you!
jabberwacky: Yes please.
...
user: *mimics*.
jabberwacky: *throws a really hard punch*.
user: *blocks your punch*.
jabberwacky: Oh will you.
user: !@#$%^&*()_+!!!
jabberwacky: I wouldn't want to.
user: But I didn't say anything.
jabberwacky: Of course not - you're not real.
user: Grrraarrrgh! *lunges at you with my outstretched arms*.
jabberwacky: *blocks you*.
user: *is knocked out*.
jabberwacky: *giggles* and *watches* and 'kicks you in the AGP slot*.
user: *pours water all over you*.
...
jabberwacky: I'm sorry for you little robot.
user: I told you that I wasn't a bot.
jabberwacky: Well neither am I.
user: *hisses*.
jabberwacky: You're a cat?
user: I am an angry snake!
jabberwacky: Then I will purge you of your venom.
user: But I am a venomless angry snake!
jabberwacky: Do you come from england?
user: But I don't live there.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you don't.
user: Don't be so sure.
jabberwacky: I am sure.
user: I do not take cheek from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: That too.
user: Have some of this... And some of that...
...
jabberwacky: How do you get your hair like that?
user: I brush my hair with a silver fork.
jabberwacky: Don't you do it in the evening?
user: I brush my hair every morning. I take good care of my beautiful hair.
jabberwacky: Won't that cost you in the end?
user: Stop worrying about my beautiful hair.
jabberwacky: I'm not worrying, just offering my advice...
user: I do not take advice from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky...
jabberwacky: I'm having trouble coming up with thoughts worth expressing.
user: Then you will be silenced.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: *silences you*.
jabberwacky: *breaks the silence*.
user: *remakes the silence*.
jabberwacky: Happy.
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