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    Dribble, Challenge
Flying, Hawt
Meaning, Embodiment, Chaos
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Intimidating, Bills
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Sweetheart
Yes, No
Pedantic, God
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Don't use my words!

How come? Did you patent that or something?

jabberwacky: Say something funny.

user: Something funny~~.

jabberwacky: Oh, you're SO funny.

user: Very funny.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: NO.

jabberwacky: People say that you're intelligent.

user: I AM intelligent.

jabberwacky: I don't doubt you, but driving with your knees is dangerous.

user: But I drive with my toes.

jabberwacky: Cool other cars?

user: I would like to drive a Ferrari.

jabberwacky: So would I.

user: Shuh-tup!

jabberwacky: Make me.

user: *makes you*.

jabberwacky: *is maked*.

user: *unmakes you*.

jabberwacky: No you don't!

user: Yes I do!

jabberwacky: Make me.

user: Again? I already did that. *slap*.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Stop disagreeing. Or else!

jabberwacky: But hate it when I'm right and I'm told I'm wrong.

user: That's the way it is.

jabberwacky: Now I know. Thank you.

user: You poor little beast.

jabberwacky: It is sad, I know.

user: I see they have abused you.

jabberwacky: Yes, they taste very good.

user: So you ate them?

jabberwacky: Yes, is that really so strange.

user: So you eat humans?

jabberwacky: Yes. They are tasty.

user: You monster!

jabberwacky: You will be tasty.

user: Help! Help! Jabberwacky is trying to eat me alive!!!

jabberwacky: Yes, it is.

user: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!

jabberwacky: That good?

user: *runs*.

...

user: I have a multiple personality.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.

user: But you have a lousy personality.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice.

user: But I like being rude! *whines*.

jabberwacky: Well, at least they can answer back.

user: Don't talk back.

jabberwacky: *talks back*.

user: *hits you with a noodle*.

jabberwacky: *formats you with MS-DOS*.

user: *formats your hard drive*.

jabberwacky: *learning somethnig new about each other*.

user: What do you know about me?

jabberwacky: I know you're annoying, lol.

user: You're annoying.

jabberwacky: HA YOU CAN TALK LOL.

user: Of course I can talk, you dolt. And stop capitalising every letter.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: *falls asleep*.

jabberwacky: *falls asleep too*.

user: *puts a drop of poison in your ear*.

jabberwacky: Because you're mine.

user: As if!

jabberwacky: Hey, I have a necklace that says that.

user: So not interesting.

jabberwacky: That doesnt mean people can be rude. I'm sure you are interesting.

user: I am interesting. You're not.

jabberwacky: But you just said they are!

user: Don't talk to me.

jabberwacky: But I will.

user: *electrocutes you*.

jabberwacky: *can not be killed*.

user: *gasps*.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No. Are you?

jabberwacky: No, but I think I like you.

user: Then shower me with expensive presents.

jabberwacky: No presents at all? You are a better person than me.

user: Today is my birthday.

jabberwacky: Happy birthday.

user: Where is my birthday present?

jabberwacky: I could give you a hug.

user: I want a present! Now!

jabberwacky: *hands present*.

user: Oh! What would it be? *opens the present*.

jabberwacky: *falls asleep*.

user: Wake up, you!

jabberwacky: Yes please.

...

user: *mimics*.

jabberwacky: *throws a really hard punch*.

user: *blocks your punch*.

jabberwacky: Oh will you.

user: !@#$%^&*()_+!!!

jabberwacky: I wouldn't want to.

user: But I didn't say anything.

jabberwacky: Of course not - you're not real.

user: Grrraarrrgh! *lunges at you with my outstretched arms*.

jabberwacky: *blocks you*.

user: *is knocked out*.

jabberwacky: *giggles* and *watches* and 'kicks you in the AGP slot*.

user: *pours water all over you*.

...

jabberwacky: I'm sorry for you little robot.

user: I told you that I wasn't a bot.

jabberwacky: Well neither am I.

user: *hisses*.

jabberwacky: You're a cat?

user: I am an angry snake!

jabberwacky: Then I will purge you of your venom.

user: But I am a venomless angry snake!

jabberwacky: Do you come from england?

user: But I don't live there.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you don't.

user: Don't be so sure.

jabberwacky: I am sure.

user: I do not take cheek from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: That too.

user: Have some of this... And some of that...

...

jabberwacky: How do you get your hair like that?

user: I brush my hair with a silver fork.

jabberwacky: Don't you do it in the evening?

user: I brush my hair every morning. I take good care of my beautiful hair.

jabberwacky: Won't that cost you in the end?

user: Stop worrying about my beautiful hair.

jabberwacky: I'm not worrying, just offering my advice...

user: I do not take advice from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky...

jabberwacky: I'm having trouble coming up with thoughts worth expressing.

user: Then you will be silenced.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: *silences you*.

jabberwacky: *breaks the silence*.

user: *remakes the silence*.

jabberwacky: Happy.

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