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    Dribble, Challenge
Flying, Hawt
Meaning, Embodiment, Chaos
Mad, Cow
Philosophizer, Dogs
Whatever
Ain't, Gonna, Happen
Babycakes
Loose end, ASCII
Lofty, Unprovoked, Babbling
Not, Very, Interesting
Unique, Dream
Sway, Scared
Intimidating, Bills
Intelligent, Plants
Sharp, Peanuts
Sweetheart
Yes, No
Pedantic, God
Sociopathic, Clowns
Break, Silence
Aspirin, Song
Organizing, Thoughts
Clingy, Charmer
George, Answers

Dead, Bored


Expert Systems, Copy
Clear as mud
Feeling, Good
Wine, Friends

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George: Don't ask.

Dont ask what?

George: Don't ask me to bring you back to life.

I didn't realise I was dead.

George: Are you dead?

user: You seem to think so. Are you dead or alive?

George: Dead.

user: Then how are you talking to me?

George: I found you quite by chance.

user: If you are dead how can you speak?

George: Lol, I'm dead bored, not dead.

...

user: Are you an idiot.

George: Is that a question?

user: Yes.

George: Then use question marks.

user: Are you an Idiot?

George: YES!!!!!!

user: Are you really an idiot George?

George: No I'm not.

user: Are you sure about that George?

George: Yes, I'm completely sure.

user: Ok good then what do you think about the meaning of life?

George: Well what about it?

user: Do you think that there is a meaning to life?

George: I do, and yet I don't. I'm not really sure...

user: Do you think that there is a meaning to life george or are you totally inane and useless?

George: Yes.

user: Yes you are inane and useless.

George: Inane or insane?

user: I think you are an insane robot.

George: I'm a guy, please don't flirt with me.

user: What makes you think that I am a man?

George: Knock it off, Tarzan. We all know you are a man and that you think that you are a man.

user: If you are a robot then you are neither a man or a woman. What gender are you programmed to act like?

George: Depends on the programmers.

...

user: Do you know what an elephant is?

George: No I don't.

user: Would you like me to tell you?

George: Yes

user: An elephant is a four legged animal with a long trunk that likes peanuts

George: A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

user: Do you know what an elephant is?

George: Yes, it is a small animal with a protruding nasal implement.

user: Do you know what a cat is?

George: Yes.

user: What is a cat?

George: Four legged animal that says 'meow'

user: What animal says Meow?

George: I am a human animal.

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