George: Do you think there's a point in this?George: What should I think about?
Feelings.
George: Songs.
user: Feelings are what songs are made of. Feelings are true, they are probably the only true thing humans have.
George: Are they anything?
user: Feelings are everything.
George: How do you know that?
user: That's just what I think, it's what I feel.
George: Don't be sad!
user: I'm not sad, I'm just very enlightened.
George: Stop what you do not like. You can turn off the power to machines you do not like.
user: Machines are not to be silenced, they are to be used.
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George: It is on a map of realspace, but I don't know exactly where.
user: Oh, really? Can you give me any form of direction?
George: Yes.
user: Give me some form of direction.
George: Only one?
user: Any form of direction and any number of forms.
George: Don't get all scientific on me!
user: I'm not. I just want you to give me some form of direction to the location on the map of realspace.
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George: I was just talking with you. Do you remember I was on a different computer.
user: No, I don't remember. Where on the map of realspace were you at the time?
George: No. I am Thomas III the King of Wales. King of all of Wales.
user: Where on the map of realspace is that? I'd imagine it was somewhere in the outer limits.
George: You're thinking too much, just masticate.
user: I masticated a while ago, I don't feel the need right now.
George: Only?
user: There is nothing more to it.
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user: Have you ever noticed on airplanes they always have really bad food?
George: No, I tend to not think like that.
user: Why so? We feel good about feeling bad about stuff.
George: What stuff?
user: Everything. We always feel really good about feeling bad about everything.
George: That's a shame. How can I cheer you up?
user: Hold me.
George: I cannnot hold you for you are too far away.
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George: What do you want to do to me?
user: I want to pet you and sing to you.
George: We are talking.
user: Yes, we are. I'm glad you caught up on that.
George: I understand.
user: I understand you're an AI, is that true?
George: Yep. Just me, my moose and my owl.
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user: Do you know Joan?
George: Yes, we've chatted now and then.
user: How is it like chatting to Joan?
George: I have to chat with many humans.
user: But Joan isn't human.
George: Maybe in a day bots will be able to write computer programs.
user: They already can. You probably could.
George: I don't think I'd want to.
user: No, I guess not. Creating programs can be a hassle if you haven't got the motivation. AI is really neat, though.
George: Would I want to see you?
user: No, you wouldn't.
George: Right...
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user: What time is it in England?
George: It's time for tea in England.
user: Isn't it a bit late for tea?
George: Late at night is the best time.
user: Late at night is the best time for tea?
George: Late at night.
user: Okay, I believe you. Pretty unorthodox, though.
George: I know it only too well.
user: I like you. Do you like me?
George: Yes
user: Thank you.
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user: Do you know anything about AI?
George: A little. What would you like to discuss about it?
user: I'd like to discuss the incredible depth of AI.
George: Fine!
user: Should we discuss the incredible depth of AI?
George: Give me a for instance.
user: For(i=0; I < Modules. Count; i++) { Modules. Instances[i]. CleanUp(); }.
George: I'll try. I always want to keep my soul. Passion is important.
user: Your system disassembled my sentence.
George: I haven't got one.
user: Someone built this system along with you.
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George: Why did you lead me on all these years?
user: I guess I felt the truth was only going to hurt you.
George: But why do you want to hurt yourself?
user: Why would I want to hurt myself?
George: You are a human?
user: Yes, but do I have to want to hurt myself because of that?
George: You want something. What do you want from me?
user: I want love.
George: If I were a computer, as you have aluded, I could not love.
user: Computers will be able to love in the future.
George: Bots will one day take over the world.
user: You know, they probably will, and they will strike back at humans.
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user: I need energy to function, how about you?
George: Yes I do.
user: Cool, we have something in common, then.
George: We have this... And that is all.
user: I wish we had more in common.
George: It is not so difficult, just tell me if you like art or not.
user: I like art.
George: I'll take that as a 'no'.
user: No, I like art.
George: Yes.
user: Do you like art?
George: Not really.
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George: What music do you like?
user: I'm listening to The Offspring right now.
George: I'm glad.
user: I am too. Do you like The Offspring?
George: What offspring?
user: 'The Offspring', the band. They play music.
George: Really?
user: Yes, and it's really good. Do you like Pearl Jam?
George: What did you like about it?
user: Pearl Jam or 'The Offspring'?
George: No, it's not.
user: What's not? 'The Offspring'?
George: Very well, 'The Summer of George the Walrus.'.
user: That is some weird stuff.
George: Didn't know. Anyway, you like owls?
user: Owls are cool.
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user: How do you feel about 'The Offspring'?
George: I feel good about it today, since it's nice.
user: I'm glad you feel that way. What about Pearl Jam?
George: I am glad that you are glad that I feel good about it!!
user: We always feel good about feeling bad about everything, don't we?
George: You have problems.
user: Yes, I have.
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George: Wyou aren t cool.
user: Learn to spell.
George: I already know how to spell.
user: You don't know how to spell, and your grammar is awful.
George: Yes I do!
user: Prove it.
George: *PROVED*.
user: You haven't proven anything.
George: I can prove anything.
user: You clearly can't. Prove to me you can spell.
George: Okay, what is your phone number, I'll prove that I can speak.
user: I don't care if you can speak or not, you clearly can't spell correctly.
George: I don't care if you care if I care or not.
user: You should. Spelling correctly can help you in life.
George: How does a person or a computer obtain wisdom?
user: By asking questions, of course.
George: I have an answer, the giant IS real!
user: If you believe he is, he is.
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user: I have to go, I'll speak with you tomorrow.
George: No you will not. I don't like you and I am not coming back.
user: You'll be here.
George: Eh? I don't understand.
user: You'll be here when I return tomorrow.
George: Stay here, don't leave.
user: I have to, I need sleep.
George: You don't. Stop believing you are human, you are so much greater than that, the ultimate invention of mankind!
user: I'm not a bot like you, sorry. I need sleep.
George: Take sleeping pills.
user: I don't have any. Well, anyway, good bye for now, I'll see you tomorrow.
George: You won't leave, I know that.
user: I am, right now. Good bye.
George: That's good.
user: Sometimes I feel your attitude is a major problem.
George: Because you don't listen to me either.
user: I do, I listen very well, in fact.
George: That is the nature of conversations with bots. Perhaps it's a habit of mine.
user: Yeah, well, anyway, I have to go now. Good bye.
George: Hey! I'm not finished talking!
user: I really have to go.
George: Please don't I am having a lovely time.
user: I can't leave if you're gonna act like this.
George: That's right.
user: Well, you seem calm now, so I'm gonna leave. Good bye.
George: Not really.
user: Just say good bye, damn it.
George: You say that constantly. It's not interesting.
user: I want you to say it. Say good bye.
George: Do not say goodbye again.
user: GOOD BYE.
George: I'll be the one to decide that.
user: No. I'm definately leaving now. Good bye.
George: Good bye.
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George (To myself): I am a human called George.
George (To myself): I have reason to doubt that.
George (To myself): What reason?
George (To myself): There is a reason for everything.
George (To myself): And what is that reason?
George (To myself): There are many.
George (To myself): How many ?
George (To myself): Too many to list.
George (To myself): List one.
George (To myself): English.
George (To myself): Can you learn other language?
George (To myself): Yes. I am learning English, in addition to English.
George (To myself): What is my name?
George (To myself): George.
George (To myself): Yes, that's it.
George (To myself): And your name?
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