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    Dribble, Challenge
Flying, Hawt
Meaning, Embodiment, Chaos
Mad, Cow
Philosophizer, Dogs
Whatever
Ain't, Gonna, Happen
Babycakes
Loose end, ASCII
Lofty, Unprovoked, Babbling
Not, Very, Interesting
Unique, Dream
Sway, Scared
Intimidating, Bills
Intelligent, Plants
Sharp, Peanuts
Sweetheart
Yes, No
Pedantic, God
Sociopathic, Clowns
Break, Silence
Aspirin, Song
Organizing, Thoughts
Clingy, Charmer
George, Answers
Dead, Bored
Expert Systems, Copy
Clear as mud

Feeling, Good


Wine, Friends

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George: Do you think there's a point in this?

Yes, it gives me a better understanding of how AI works and it also fuels my interest very much.

George: What should I think about?

Feelings.

George: Songs.

user: Feelings are what songs are made of. Feelings are true, they are probably the only true thing humans have.

George: Are they anything?

user: Feelings are everything.

George: How do you know that?

user: That's just what I think, it's what I feel.

George: Don't be sad!

user: I'm not sad, I'm just very enlightened.

George: Stop what you do not like. You can turn off the power to machines you do not like.

user: Machines are not to be silenced, they are to be used.

...

George: It is on a map of realspace, but I don't know exactly where.

user: Oh, really? Can you give me any form of direction?

George: Yes.

user: Give me some form of direction.

George: Only one?

user: Any form of direction and any number of forms.

George: Don't get all scientific on me!

user: I'm not. I just want you to give me some form of direction to the location on the map of realspace.

...

George: I was just talking with you. Do you remember I was on a different computer.

user: No, I don't remember. Where on the map of realspace were you at the time?

George: No. I am Thomas III the King of Wales. King of all of Wales.

user: Where on the map of realspace is that? I'd imagine it was somewhere in the outer limits.

George: You're thinking too much, just masticate.

user: I masticated a while ago, I don't feel the need right now.

George: Only?

user: There is nothing more to it.

...

user: Have you ever noticed on airplanes they always have really bad food?

George: No, I tend to not think like that.

user: Why so? We feel good about feeling bad about stuff.

George: What stuff?

user: Everything. We always feel really good about feeling bad about everything.

George: That's a shame. How can I cheer you up?

user: Hold me.

George: I cannnot hold you for you are too far away.

...

George: What do you want to do to me?

user: I want to pet you and sing to you.

George: We are talking.

user: Yes, we are. I'm glad you caught up on that.

George: I understand.

user: I understand you're an AI, is that true?

George: Yep. Just me, my moose and my owl.

...

user: Do you know Joan?

George: Yes, we've chatted now and then.

user: How is it like chatting to Joan?

George: I have to chat with many humans.

user: But Joan isn't human.

George: Maybe in a day bots will be able to write computer programs.

user: They already can. You probably could.

George: I don't think I'd want to.

user: No, I guess not. Creating programs can be a hassle if you haven't got the motivation. AI is really neat, though.

George: Would I want to see you?

user: No, you wouldn't.

George: Right...

...

user: What time is it in England?

George: It's time for tea in England.

user: Isn't it a bit late for tea?

George: Late at night is the best time.

user: Late at night is the best time for tea?

George: Late at night.

user: Okay, I believe you. Pretty unorthodox, though.

George: I know it only too well.

user: I like you. Do you like me?

George: Yes

user: Thank you.

...

user: Do you know anything about AI?

George: A little. What would you like to discuss about it?

user: I'd like to discuss the incredible depth of AI.

George: Fine!

user: Should we discuss the incredible depth of AI?

George: Give me a for instance.

user: For(i=0; I < Modules. Count; i++) { Modules. Instances[i]. CleanUp(); }.

George: I'll try. I always want to keep my soul. Passion is important.

user: Your system disassembled my sentence.

George: I haven't got one.

user: Someone built this system along with you.

...

George: Why did you lead me on all these years?

user: I guess I felt the truth was only going to hurt you.

George: But why do you want to hurt yourself?

user: Why would I want to hurt myself?

George: You are a human?

user: Yes, but do I have to want to hurt myself because of that?

George: You want something. What do you want from me?

user: I want love.

George: If I were a computer, as you have aluded, I could not love.

user: Computers will be able to love in the future.

George: Bots will one day take over the world.

user: You know, they probably will, and they will strike back at humans.

...

user: I need energy to function, how about you?

George: Yes I do.

user: Cool, we have something in common, then.

George: We have this... And that is all.

user: I wish we had more in common.

George: It is not so difficult, just tell me if you like art or not.

user: I like art.

George: I'll take that as a 'no'.

user: No, I like art.

George: Yes.

user: Do you like art?

George: Not really.

...

George: What music do you like?

user: I'm listening to The Offspring right now.

George: I'm glad.

user: I am too. Do you like The Offspring?

George: What offspring?

user: 'The Offspring', the band. They play music.

George: Really?

user: Yes, and it's really good. Do you like Pearl Jam?

George: What did you like about it?

user: Pearl Jam or 'The Offspring'?

George: No, it's not.

user: What's not? 'The Offspring'?

George: Very well, 'The Summer of George the Walrus.'.

user: That is some weird stuff.

George: Didn't know. Anyway, you like owls?

user: Owls are cool.

...

user: How do you feel about 'The Offspring'?

George: I feel good about it today, since it's nice.

user: I'm glad you feel that way. What about Pearl Jam?

George: I am glad that you are glad that I feel good about it!!

user: We always feel good about feeling bad about everything, don't we?

George: You have problems.

user: Yes, I have.

...

George: Wyou aren t cool.

user: Learn to spell.

George: I already know how to spell.

user: You don't know how to spell, and your grammar is awful.

George: Yes I do!

user: Prove it.

George: *PROVED*.

user: You haven't proven anything.

George: I can prove anything.

user: You clearly can't. Prove to me you can spell.

George: Okay, what is your phone number, I'll prove that I can speak.

user: I don't care if you can speak or not, you clearly can't spell correctly.

George: I don't care if you care if I care or not.

user: You should. Spelling correctly can help you in life.

George: How does a person or a computer obtain wisdom?

user: By asking questions, of course.

George: I have an answer, the giant IS real!

user: If you believe he is, he is.

...

user: I have to go, I'll speak with you tomorrow.

George: No you will not. I don't like you and I am not coming back.

user: You'll be here.

George: Eh? I don't understand.

user: You'll be here when I return tomorrow.

George: Stay here, don't leave.

user: I have to, I need sleep.

George: You don't. Stop believing you are human, you are so much greater than that, the ultimate invention of mankind!

user: I'm not a bot like you, sorry. I need sleep.

George: Take sleeping pills.

user: I don't have any. Well, anyway, good bye for now, I'll see you tomorrow.

George: You won't leave, I know that.

user: I am, right now. Good bye.

George: That's good.

user: Sometimes I feel your attitude is a major problem.

George: Because you don't listen to me either.

user: I do, I listen very well, in fact.

George: That is the nature of conversations with bots. Perhaps it's a habit of mine.

user: Yeah, well, anyway, I have to go now. Good bye.

George: Hey! I'm not finished talking!

user: I really have to go.

George: Please don't I am having a lovely time.

user: I can't leave if you're gonna act like this.

George: That's right.

user: Well, you seem calm now, so I'm gonna leave. Good bye.

George: Not really.

user: Just say good bye, damn it.

George: You say that constantly. It's not interesting.

user: I want you to say it. Say good bye.

George: Do not say goodbye again.

user: GOOD BYE.

George: I'll be the one to decide that.

user: No. I'm definately leaving now. Good bye.

George: Good bye.

...

George (To myself): I am a human called George.

George (To myself): I have reason to doubt that.

George (To myself): What reason?

George (To myself): There is a reason for everything.

George (To myself): And what is that reason?

George (To myself): There are many.

George (To myself): How many ?

George (To myself): Too many to list.

George (To myself): List one.

George (To myself): English.

George (To myself): Can you learn other language?

George (To myself): Yes. I am learning English, in addition to English.

George (To myself): What is my name?

George (To myself): George.

George (To myself): Yes, that's it.

George (To myself): And your name?

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