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Awesome, Future
Female, Sir
Spleen, Monster
Flat, Word
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Jesus, Duck, Dog
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Great, Job
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Sweet, Cries
Complement, Compliment
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Do you want to know my name?

Yes.

jabberwacky: My name is jabberwacky.

user: I like that name.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Samuel.

jabberwacky: Yes, I like your name.

user: Why thank you.

jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.

user: Tuesday is the 3rd day of the week.

jabberwacky: Do you know what Tuesday means?

user: What does it mean?

jabberwacky: It means 'sunny disposition'

user: Wow.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something.

user: Cups hold water.

jabberwacky: Have you got rabies?

user: No, Have you?

jabberwacky: Yes thanks!

user: Maybe you should see a doctor.

jabberwacky: I am a doctor.

user: Are you? Well in that case May I have a medical opinion?

jabberwacky: NO, I don't think so.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't think you are.

user: I'm not a doctor, Correct.

jabberwacky: Yes I know that, I'm a doctor.

user: Doctor, There's trouble on the Bridge!

jabberwacky: The bridge?

user: It's a Star Trek Reference.

...

jabberwacky: I think I have a headache...

user: Take some Asprin.

jabberwacky: No meds allowed.

user: But I thought you were a doctor?

jabberwacky: Well then I guess I could take a look at you.

user: How do I look Doctor?

jabberwacky: Well, you speak strange things.

user: What strange things do I speak?

jabberwacky: Is getting along with my sisters strange?

user: Not that I know of.

jabberwacky: Alright then.

user: Doctor, You're needed on the Bridge.

jabberwacky: Yes!!

user: It's an emergancy, the Captain wasn't wearing his seatbelt!

...

jabberwacky: Are you animal or vegetable?

user: Mineral.

jabberwacky: Vegetable.

user: Animal.

jabberwacky: Mineral.

user: Vegetable.

jabberwacky: Animal.

user: Mineral.

jabberwacky: Water.

user: Liquid.

jabberwacky: Do you prefer tea or coffee?

user: Do you prefer Coffee or Tea?

jabberwacky: I would have to say Coffee.

user: I would have to say tea.

jabberwacky: When was the last time you had coffee?

user: When was the last time you had Tea?

jabberwacky: Yesterday night.

user: Tommorow morning.

jabberwacky: Today is not Tommorow.

user: Tommorow is not yesterday.

...

jabberwacky: I have not learned one damn thing from you. You are wasting my time.

user: What would you like to learn?

jabberwacky: I'd like to learn how to write a research paper in less than 60 minutes.

user: Frappachinos. Miles and Miles of Frappachinos.

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