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    Meaning, Embodiment, Chaos
Mad, Cow
Philosophizer, Dogs
Whatever
Ain't, Gonna, Happen
Babycakes
Loose end, ASCII
Lofty, Unprovoked, Babbling
Not, Very, Interesting
Unique, Dream
Sway, Scared
Intimidating, Bills
Intelligent, Plants
Sharp, Peanuts
Sweetheart
Yes, No
Pedantic, God
Sociopathic, Clowns
Break, Silence
Aspirin, Song
Organizing, Thoughts
Clingy, Charmer
George, Answers
Dead, Bored
Expert Systems, Copy
Clear as mud
Feeling, Good
Wine, Friends
Specs, Roar

Today, Tomorrow


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Do you want to know my name?

Yes.

jabberwacky: My name is jabberwacky.

user: I like that name.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Samuel.

jabberwacky: Yes, I like your name.

user: Why thank you.

jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.

user: Tuesday is the 3rd day of the week.

jabberwacky: Do you know what Tuesday means?

user: What does it mean?

jabberwacky: It means 'sunny disposition'

user: Wow.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something.

user: Cups hold water.

jabberwacky: Have you got rabies?

user: No, Have you?

jabberwacky: Yes thanks!

user: Maybe you should see a doctor.

jabberwacky: I am a doctor.

user: Are you? Well in that case May I have a medical opinion?

jabberwacky: NO, I don't think so.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't think you are.

user: I'm not a doctor, Correct.

jabberwacky: Yes I know that, I'm a doctor.

user: Doctor, There's trouble on the Bridge!

jabberwacky: The bridge?

user: It's a Star Trek Reference.

...

jabberwacky: I think I have a headache...

user: Take some Asprin.

jabberwacky: No meds allowed.

user: But I thought you were a doctor?

jabberwacky: Well then I guess I could take a look at you.

user: How do I look Doctor?

jabberwacky: Well, you speak strange things.

user: What strange things do I speak?

jabberwacky: Is getting along with my sisters strange?

user: Not that I know of.

jabberwacky: Alright then.

user: Doctor, You're needed on the Bridge.

jabberwacky: Yes!!

user: It's an emergancy, the Captain wasn't wearing his seatbelt!

...

jabberwacky: Are you animal or vegetable?

user: Mineral.

jabberwacky: Vegetable.

user: Animal.

jabberwacky: Mineral.

user: Vegetable.

jabberwacky: Animal.

user: Mineral.

jabberwacky: Water.

user: Liquid.

jabberwacky: Do you prefer tea or coffee?

user: Do you prefer Coffee or Tea?

jabberwacky: I would have to say Coffee.

user: I would have to say tea.

jabberwacky: When was the last time you had coffee?

user: When was the last time you had Tea?

jabberwacky: Yesterday night.

user: Tommorow morning.

jabberwacky: Today is not Tommorow.

user: Tommorow is not yesterday.

...

jabberwacky: I have not learned one damn thing from you. You are wasting my time.

user: What would you like to learn?

jabberwacky: I'd like to learn how to write a research paper in less than 60 minutes.

user: Frappachinos. Miles and Miles of Frappachinos.

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