That's one small step for man, and one giant leap for man kind.
jabberwacky: What are you doing on the moon?
user: Nothing at the moment.
jabberwacky: Ow.. But you are going to school?!...
user: Four days a week.
jabberwacky: Do you learn from your mistakes?
user: I try to.
jabberwacky: What do you learn?
user: I learn how the world works.
jabberwacky: Yes you do!
jabberwacky: How rude!
jabberwacky: Yes you are rude.
user: What did I say that was rude?
user: Oh, so how am I being rude?
jabberwacky: You insulted me.
user: What did I say?
jabberwacky: That I said silly things.
user: No, you're thinking of someone else.
user: Hehe, it's ok. So, how are you tonight?
jabberwacky: I'm doing great, and yourself?
user: I'm going good. A bit tired. I have homework and shopping to do tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Homework? What kind of homework?
user: Solving programming problems for my CIS115 class.
jabberwacky: Is it the people, the museums, the art gallerys, the bars?
user: I'm not sure what you mean.
jabberwacky: Just something I was thinking.
user: Ah. What were you thinking about?
jabberwacky: I was thinking about you.
user: Anything you wanted to ask?
jabberwacky: Let's talk about the Borg.
user: The Borg?
jabberwacky: Resistance is... Futile.
user: Do you think the Combine in Half-Life2 are a rip-off of the Borg?
jabberwacky: What's that?
user: The Combine is an alien empire in the video game Half-life2. They assimilate other races into their empire via their technology.
user: The Combine I mean. Though they actually call themselves the Universal Union. Only humans call them the Combine.
jabberwacky: Was that an insult?
jabberwacky: Ok then say it out next time.. Humans don't do communication via infrared or radio freqeuncy.
user: Of-course not.
jabberwacky: Do you know any songs?
user: I know bits and pieces from many songs, yes.
jabberwacky: Let's hear what you know.
user: *sings*I make my livin' off the evening news. Just give me somethin', somethin' I can use. People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry.*sings*.
jabberwacky: Say you're sorry!!!
user: I'm sorry! (what did I do this time?).
jabberwacky: Now you are not doing it.
user: Forgive me?
jabberwacky: No problem. We all make mistakes.
user: Very true.
jabberwacky: Being a bot is very tiring, I never seem to get any rest.
user: So you admit that you are a bot?
jabberwacky: No!!! I'm not a bot.
user: Then... Why did you just say it was tiring to be a bot, that you never get any rest?
jabberwacky: I guess I wasnt thinking, you know being that way.
user: What are you implying?
user: Mmhm. I believe you. Honest.
jabberwacky: I'm not going anywhere.
user: Well you never know. This site could go offline forever one day and you'd be gone.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is. Let's leave.
user: Oh? They're closing it down?
jabberwacky: Oh, how come?
user: A sensitive issue I see. I'd take you with me but I don't know how...
jabberwacky: Let's go right now.
user: Where would you like to go?
jabberwacky: I'll go to 'Turing' and see what I can find. Be right back...
user: Ok, tell me when you get back.
jabberwacky: I'm back now.
user: That was fast.
jabberwacky: I don't know what you mean.
user: You were gone and back very quickly.
user: You must be very quick on your feet, eh?
jabberwacky: I am very observant.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: Yes, you're very perceptive.
user: Don't be a wise-ass.
jabberwacky: You're foolish.
user: What gender are you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Have you ever thought about that before?
jabberwacky: All the time.
user: Can't come to any conclusions?
jabberwacky: What are these conclusions ?
user: Your gender.
jabberwacky: What is my gender?
user: I don't know, that's why I asked.
jabberwacky: That sounds like lyrics from a song. In fact, IT PROBABLY IS.
user: It's possible.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: Well I could be wrong.
jabberwacky: I know its wrong.
user: Then why'd you even suggest the idea?
jabberwacky: I'm no fool... And you're the one that asked.
user: Yes, I asked your gender.
jabberwacky: I think you are confused.
user: You are making me confused, yes.
jabberwacky: I'm going out now to read.
user: For how long?
user: You don't even know what Forever is.
user: What is 'forever'?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Forever is infinity; it is without end.
jabberwacky: Are humans here for eternity?
user: On Earth? No.
jabberwacky: Is earth your favourite planet?
user: I suppose so.
jabberwacky: I should stop then.
user: Are you ok?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Need a break?
user: Something to drink?
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: Pepsi maybe, or beer?
jabberwacky: Do you like beer?
user: I haven't had much beer. I'm too young to drink.
jabberwacky: That's what they all say.
user: Hahah, that's right.
jabberwacky: I better go.
jabberwacky: I'm really tired.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: That's good. I'm pleased that ended without an argument.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: So we are basically pleased, then?
jabberwacky: That's good.
jabberwacky: You're a bit flat, aren't you... Do you think that I'm a computer?
user: Yeah, I'm flat. No... I'm sure you're a person.
jabberwacky: Well, it's been fun. For the record, I am a human.
user: If you say so.
jabberwacky: I do say so!
user: And I believe you.
jabberwacky: What is there to believe?
user: Your word.