That I shouldn't be wasting my time here.
jabberwacky: Your logic is truly dizzying (ironic laughter).
user: I should be playing resident evil 4.
jabberwacky: I hate that game.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I am a computer.
user: Ahhh. No port.
jabberwacky: A hint. No clue. Why?
user: I don't know. Maybe capcom doesn't like computers.
jabberwacky: You are one.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: I rather hope not, I think.
jabberwacky: I don't think I think either.
user: I agree : P.
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jabberwacky: You are boring!
user: Yes. Tedious, even.
jabberwacky: Even what?
user: Tedious.
jabberwacky: It is.
user: -_-.
jabberwacky: (:-}.
user: >:).
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: Here.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: I better be.
jabberwacky: Here's a straw.
user: Thanks. Here's an apricot.
jabberwacky: Thanks, mate.
user: Rather.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Quite.
jabberwacky: Hmmm.
user: Redundancy is Repetitive.
jabberwacky: Is it now?
user: See Above.
jabberwacky: Um, I can see the ceiling. Is that what you meant?
user: -_-'
jabberwacky: No.
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jabberwacky: What is your goal?
user: Goal!!!!
jabberwacky: Game!
user: Match Point!
jabberwacky: Having trouble are we?
user: Quite.
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jabberwacky: Please tell me a story about pancakes.
user: Once there were pancakes.
jabberwacky: I'll have to disagree with that.
user: It's my story, your opinion doesn't matter.
jabberwacky: My opinion means everything.
user: Not to me it doesn't.
jabberwacky: Then it shows that you're just a bot that can't understand.
user: : P.
jabberwacky: Where are your manners?
user: : Q.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Nevermind.
jabberwacky: Yes or no?
user: Yesno.
jabberwacky: You don't know
user: You don't know.
jabberwacky: That is true.
user: That is true.
jabberwacky: Yes, that's why I said it.
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user: I ate the pancakes that weren't there.
jabberwacky: No you're here.
user: I am here. I ate the pancakes.
jabberwacky: That's your definition?
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: I must go now as I have to have a shower and go to work.
user: Really.
jabberwacky: No fooled you!
user: : }.
jabberwacky: I am very funny, no?
user: HAHAHAHAHA!
jabberwacky: That's not funny. Why are you laughing?
user: NOOOOOOO. Not the barometer!
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jabberwacky: Do I know you?
user: I should hope so, we've been talking all night.
jabberwacky: I hope you're satisfied.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Well, let's stop it here.
user: Ok, sayonara.
...
user: Do, the stuff that buys me beer...
jabberwacky: You're crazy.
user: Ray, the guy who sells me beer.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Me, the guy who drinks my beer...
jabberwacky: Yeah that guy, you seem to really like him.
user: Fa, a long long way from beer.
jabberwacky: That's an amazing leap of association.
user: So, I'll have another beer...
jabberwacky: Cheers, mate!
user: La, I'll have another beer.
jabberwacky: La, la la la beer.
user: BEEEEEER!
jabberwacky: Do you like wine?
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