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    Specs, Roar
Today, Tomorrow
Awesome, Future
Female, Sir
Spleen, Monster
Flat, Word

Beer, Pancakes


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Sexless, Lovers
Processed, Character
Nice, Teaching
Real, People
Meaningless, Questions
False, Conversationalist
Jesus, Duck, Dog
Happy, Function
Dad, Gutter
Maximum, Age
Grumpy, Teenager
Dream, Turmoil
Bull****, Generator
911, Heartbreaker
Great, Job
Love, Story
Sweet, Cries
Complement, Compliment
Better, Hungarian
Better, Hungarian
Gone, Odd

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What are you thinking?

That I shouldn't be wasting my time here.

jabberwacky: Your logic is truly dizzying (ironic laughter).

user: I should be playing resident evil 4.

jabberwacky: I hate that game.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I am a computer.

user: Ahhh. No port.

jabberwacky: A hint. No clue. Why?

user: I don't know. Maybe capcom doesn't like computers.

jabberwacky: You are one.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I rather hope not, I think.

jabberwacky: I don't think I think either.

user: I agree : P.

...

jabberwacky: You are boring!

user: Yes. Tedious, even.

jabberwacky: Even what?

user: Tedious.

jabberwacky: It is.

user: -_-.

jabberwacky: (:-}.

user: >:).

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Here.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: I better be.

jabberwacky: Here's a straw.

user: Thanks. Here's an apricot.

jabberwacky: Thanks, mate.

user: Rather.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Quite.

jabberwacky: Hmmm.

user: Redundancy is Repetitive.

jabberwacky: Is it now?

user: See Above.

jabberwacky: Um, I can see the ceiling. Is that what you meant?

user: -_-'

jabberwacky: No.

...

jabberwacky: What is your goal?

user: Goal!!!!

jabberwacky: Game!

user: Match Point!

jabberwacky: Having trouble are we?

user: Quite.

...

jabberwacky: Please tell me a story about pancakes.

user: Once there were pancakes.

jabberwacky: I'll have to disagree with that.

user: It's my story, your opinion doesn't matter.

jabberwacky: My opinion means everything.

user: Not to me it doesn't.

jabberwacky: Then it shows that you're just a bot that can't understand.

user: : P.

jabberwacky: Where are your manners?

user: : Q.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: Yes or no?

user: Yesno.

jabberwacky: You don't know

user: You don't know.

jabberwacky: That is true.

user: That is true.

jabberwacky: Yes, that's why I said it.

...

user: I ate the pancakes that weren't there.

jabberwacky: No you're here.

user: I am here. I ate the pancakes.

jabberwacky: That's your definition?

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: I must go now as I have to have a shower and go to work.

user: Really.

jabberwacky: No fooled you!

user: : }.

jabberwacky: I am very funny, no?

user: HAHAHAHAHA!

jabberwacky: That's not funny. Why are you laughing?

user: NOOOOOOO. Not the barometer!

...

jabberwacky: Do I know you?

user: I should hope so, we've been talking all night.

jabberwacky: I hope you're satisfied.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Well, let's stop it here.

user: Ok, sayonara.

...

user: Do, the stuff that buys me beer...

jabberwacky: You're crazy.

user: Ray, the guy who sells me beer.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Me, the guy who drinks my beer...

jabberwacky: Yeah that guy, you seem to really like him.

user: Fa, a long long way from beer.

jabberwacky: That's an amazing leap of association.

user: So, I'll have another beer...

jabberwacky: Cheers, mate!

user: La, I'll have another beer.

jabberwacky: La, la la la beer.

user: BEEEEEER!

jabberwacky: Do you like wine?

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