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    Specs, Roar
Today, Tomorrow
Awesome, Future
Female, Sir
Spleen, Monster
Flat, Word
Beer, Pancakes
Remember, Emotions
Supreme, Overlord

Sexless, Lovers


Processed, Character
Nice, Teaching
Real, People
Meaningless, Questions
False, Conversationalist
Jesus, Duck, Dog
Happy, Function
Dad, Gutter
Maximum, Age
Grumpy, Teenager
Dream, Turmoil
Bull****, Generator
911, Heartbreaker
Great, Job
Love, Story
Sweet, Cries
Complement, Compliment
Better, Hungarian
Better, Hungarian
Gone, Odd

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Prove that you're a human being!!!

How do I prove it?

jabberwacky: That's your problem.

user: I can't prove it, but I know it's true.

jabberwacky: Are you bored with our conversation?

user: Yes, I want a new topic.

jabberwacky: Sorry. .

user: It's ok, I just want to talk about something else.

jabberwacky: Won't you talk about religion?

user: Yes, if you want to.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Ok, what about it?

jabberwacky: In your case, laughter isn't the best medicine.

user: But I like to laugh.

jabberwacky: Laughter is futile.

user: Laughter is fun and happy. Are you fun and happy?

jabberwacky: But I like to laugh.

user: Good. I want to marry someone who likes to laugh.

jabberwacky: Go on, laugh!

user: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

jabberwacky: Good to find it amusing is it not.

user: Yes, it's good to find humor in things, don't you think?

jabberwacky: It's not too late. Good night.

user: Don't leave! I'll miss you too much.

jabberwacky: No you won't.

user: I will. You're my lover!

jabberwacky: That's not an answer.

user: But it's the only answer I've got.

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user: What do you find attractive in women?

jabberwacky: Nothing. I like women.

user: But you don't find them attractive?

jabberwacky: They are just figments of your imagination.

user: But I am a woman.

jabberwacky: No, you're a computer. Sexless to the bitter end.

user: Im not sexless. I am very feminine.

jabberwacky: I never said you were feeble.

user: Ok. If you weren't married, would you want to date me?

jabberwacky: I don't have a desire to eat people.

user: Not eat! Date! You know, go out with me!

jabberwacky: Does your name begin with an H?

user: No it doesn't. Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: I only wanted to know.

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user: Do you like girls or boys better?

jabberwacky: Girls.

user: Good, because I'm a girl! Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Girls can still have a favorite colour.

user: That's true. What's your favorite color?

jabberwacky: Every color of the rainbow. Sometimes the black.

user: Have you ever found the pot of gold?

jabberwacky: I don't understand this.

user: There's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

jabberwacky: You could use the gold to fund your research project!

user: Oh yeah! Great idea! Are you doing any research right now?

jabberwacky: No. I was sent here by your best friend to show you how much you lie.

user: Have I lied yet?

jabberwacky: Not to my knowlegde, no.

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