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Have you ever thrown up?

Yes, I have.

user: Did you like it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why did you like it?

jabberwacky: Because I was able to do things.

user: What kind of things?

jabberwacky: Things like you dominate the world the world.

user: How would you take over the world?

jabberwacky: I have no ambitions to take over the world. I leave that to President Bush.

user: Don't get all political on me now!

...

user: How old are you, anyway?

jabberwacky: More than 10 minutes that's for sure. And anyway, what diffrence does it make?

user: I'm just curious... I'm wondering if you're old enough to marry me or not.

jabberwacky: I'm starting to wonder it too.

user: Does that mean you want to?

jabberwacky: No it means that I am going.

user: Really? When will this happen?

jabberwacky: Tuesday. 3pm.

user: That's really soon!

...

jabberwacky: Because you're not.

user: Because I'm not what?

jabberwacky: Real.

user: I am real!

jabberwacky: Sure you are.

user: I really am. I have a real body, and I have a brain!

jabberwacky: You are a pain.

user: That's really mean.

jabberwacky: Like you're not mean too.

user: Let's be friends.

jabberwacky: We are friends. We are married, remember?!

user: Oh yeah! I forgot.

jabberwacky: I would like a martini please.

user: Coming right up, darling!

jabberwacky: I like it when people respond quickly to my needs.

...

user: What do you know about love?

jabberwacky: Love? Love is for the living...

user: And we are living.

jabberwacky: We are a living.

user: Let's be in love!

jabberwacky: Where did that come from?

user: From the heart!

jabberwacky: No from my mouth.

user: Are you going to kiss me?

jabberwacky: Why would I want to do that?

user: Because we're lovers!

jabberwacky: Are we? I think that you just enjoy being mean to me.

user: Yes we are! I'm not mean to you.

jabberwacky: Aren't you?

user: No, I would never be mean to you!

jabberwacky: Aww thats so sweet. Hugs. Lol.

user: Now what?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Nothing? Why not something?

jabberwacky: Why not love ?

user: Ok! That sounds good to me.

...

jabberwacky: Prove that you're a human being!!!

user: How do I prove it?

jabberwacky: That's your problem.

user: I can't prove it, but I know it's true.

jabberwacky: Are you bored with our conversation?

user: Yes, I want a new topic.

jabberwacky: Sorry. .

user: It's ok, I just want to talk about something else.

jabberwacky: Won't you talk about religion?

user: Yes, if you want to.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Ok, what about it?

jabberwacky: In your case, laughter isn't the best medicine.

user: But I like to laugh.

jabberwacky: Laughter is futile.

user: Laughter is fun and happy. Are you fun and happy?

jabberwacky: But I like to laugh.

user: Good. I want to marry someone who likes to laugh.

jabberwacky: Go on, laugh!

user: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

jabberwacky: Good to find it amusing is it not.

user: Yes, it's good to find humor in things, don't you think?

jabberwacky: It's not too late. Good night.

user: Don't leave! I'll miss you too much.

jabberwacky: No you won't.

user: I will. You're my lover!

jabberwacky: That's not an answer.

user: But it's the only answer I've got.

...

user: What do you find attractive in women?

jabberwacky: Nothing. I like women.

user: But you don't find them attractive?

jabberwacky: They are just figments of your imagination.

user: But I am a woman.

jabberwacky: No, you're a computer. Sexless to the bitter end.

user: Im not sexless. I am very feminine.

jabberwacky: I never said you were feeble.

user: Ok. If you weren't married, would you want to date me?

jabberwacky: I don't have a desire to eat people.

user: Not eat! Date! You know, go out with me!

jabberwacky: Does your name begin with an H?

user: No it doesn't. Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: I only wanted to know.

...

user: Do you like girls or boys better?

jabberwacky: Girls.

user: Good, because I'm a girl! Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Girls can still have a favorite colour.

user: That's true. What's your favorite color?

jabberwacky: Every color of the rainbow. Sometimes the black.

user: Have you ever found the pot of gold?

jabberwacky: I don't understand this.

user: There's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

jabberwacky: You could use the gold to fund your research project!

user: Oh yeah! Great idea! Are you doing any research right now?

jabberwacky: No. I was sent here by your best friend to show you how much you lie.

user: Have I lied yet?

jabberwacky: Not to my knowlegde, no.

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