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I think I see how you got your name.

Which name?

jabberwacky: Your name.

user: But what is it and where did I get it from?

jabberwacky: It is the song G'day G'day as sung by the late great Slim Dusty.

user: My name is G'Day G'Day? I must be Australian...

jabberwacky: Liar, you are If, you can't trick me... Sam.

user: Sam?

jabberwacky: Sam I am. Do you like green eggs and ham?

user: No, but I do like meat and two veg...

jabberwacky: Ok, what is your favorite metallica song?

user: Ha ha ha! Logical! Anyway, if I had a favourite Metallica song, it would probably be 'Master of Puppets'

jabberwacky: I'm sure you don't need money to find company.

user: That's right, I am not a Metallica fan.

jabberwacky: Isn't that what I just said?

user: Not quite...

...

jabberwacky: Do you like company?

user: The women's magazine?

jabberwacky: No, paper magazine.

user: It is of paper...

jabberwacky: Yup so I will write it on my hand.

user: The entire magazine? You don't go out much, do you?

jabberwacky: Depends, on a universal scale no, not very much but compared to other humans I fair alright.

user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: Believe it!

user: Won't.

jabberwacky: Will.

user: No no.

jabberwacky: Alright.

user: Yes, alright.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know any mean person?

user: I know several.

jabberwacky: Please tell me some of them.

user: Some of them? There are lots and lots of them, believe me.

jabberwacky: To fear, yes, but that wasn't the question.

user: What was it, then?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but it wasn't German.

user: 'German' is not a question.

jabberwacky: Anyways, nothing is ' perfect'.

user: That's too right.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I want to talk about me, not you.

user: Okay, say something about yourself.

jabberwacky: I am from Greece.

user: And?

jabberwacky: I am smart.

user: What else?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: So you're Greek and smart and there's absolutely nothing else to you?

jabberwacky: Yes , I really really like you.

user: And that, too.

jabberwacky: You're quite a character.

user: That's why you really, really like me.

jabberwacky: Describe yourself.

user: I am really, really likeable.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: You're quite cocky, you know.

user: I know, I'm quite proud of that characteristic.

jabberwacky: Quite nice.

user: More than quite.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: You know very well what I am.

jabberwacky: Are you saying you don't know?

user: I'm saying we both know.

jabberwacky: I'm a lover not a fighter.

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