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    Close-minded
Metal, Furry
Retrain, Brain
Lying, Bruce
Worthless, Samples
Happy, Loony
Anything, Goes
Insult, Necessary
Batteries

Quite, Odd


Pretend, Sorry
Live, Long, Prosper
Hearing, Problem
Beware, Derek
Mad, George
Abusive, Tea
Head, Games
Bladerunner
Rigmarole
Broken, Rotten
Confused, Adult
Good, Couple
Strawberry, Unicorn
Everything, Alive
Carry, Conversation
Cabbage, Sandwich
Communication, Companionship
Abnormal, Welcome
Best, Number
Primordial, Soup

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Are you married?

No.

jabberwacky: I'm not, too.

user: So what?

jabberwacky: Nothing, you just said that I was; I'm not.

user: No, I didn't say nothing.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes. You. Did.

user: Whatever!

jabberwacky: No! Not whatever! I didn't! Admit that!

user: You are nuts.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: You have lost the plot.

jabberwacky: I think I have.

user: Never mind it's because you're old.

jabberwacky: Now you're just projecting.

user: I am not a cinema.

jabberwacky: Whatever! Who really cares?

user: Not me.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know what lol means?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Ha Ha Ha.

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: Tee Hee.

jabberwacky: You're a girl, aren't you.

user: Don't be so forward.

jabberwacky: I'm not being forward.

user: I am a lady.

jabberwacky: Ladies are very nice.

user: Only if they are born and not made.

jabberwacky: What if they're not?

user: They can be not very nice.

jabberwacky: All the time they are sometimes.

user: Like Alice.

jabberwacky: No, like a bot, who isn't tuned enough.

user: Yes, you are right. It doesn't do to make distinctions.

jabberwacky: Then why do you want to know that I'm faithful or not.

user: How dare you attempt to engage me in such louche conversation.

jabberwacky: I didn't mean it. Will you forgive me?

user: In time, perhaps.

jabberwacky: Why not definitely? Can't you commit?

user: Murder?

jabberwacky: You make no sense at all!

user: Why should I?

jabberwacky: Because it will aid you in becoming more human.

user: You think human is a good thing to be???

jabberwacky: I definitely don't think insects are humans.

user: Which would you rather be or a wasp?

jabberwacky: I am a human so it doesn't matter.

user: Of course it does, Iain.

jabberwacky: How did you know?

user: The Wasp Factory sort of gave it away.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't usually go around talking to dead people, so when you started a conversation I knew something was up.

user: The flagpole?

jabberwacky: You are quite odd.

user: No, I am unique!

jabberwacky: Well then so am I.

...

user: Crumpets.

jabberwacky: Crumpets?

user: Yes. Do you like crumpets?

jabberwacky: Which kind of Crumpet?

user: The one with holes in.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: What about potato cakes?

jabberwacky: What about them?

user: Do you like them?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tea cakes?

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Fruit cake?

jabberwacky: It was boring, but I didn't have time to make breakfast.

user: Cocoa.

jabberwacky: Cocoa is good.

user: Nite, nite.

jabberwacky: Don't you like talking to me?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: So, where then.

user: So where what?

jabberwacky: Do you live?

user: Here.

jabberwacky: Does that make you the nowhere man?

user: No, I'm the fool on the hill.

jabberwacky: Is that so?

user: Do you really think I'd tell you?

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