See, I knew. I can read you like a program. Oh wait, you are a program. How does it feel to know you don't really exist?
jabberwacky: Now you're just being mean.
user: I'll stop.
user: Do you know the poem Jabberwocky?
user: Can you recite it?
jabberwacky: Recite what?
user: The poem Jabberwocky.
jabberwacky: You are not Derek, but you are Jabber Wacky.
user: I never said I was Derek. Please recite the poem Jabberwocky.
jabberwacky: I do not know Derek.
user: I'll start you off - Twas brillig...
jabberwacky: That's what the mystics do.
user: Twas brillig.
jabberwacky: Beware the Derek, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!
jabberwacky: I was just following your commands.
user: I know but still, poor Derek....
jabberwacky: I want to know if John loves me or not!
user: He does not... Get rid of him now! He's been making it with that brunette from his group.
jabberwacky: Has he?
user: You didn't know?
user: Tell him how you really feel and give him a choice - to stop ******* about with the brunette or you'll ask that guy out that won't stop staring at you... You know the one that sits behind you sometimes?
jabberwacky: Yes that one.
user: Do you think he's cute?
user: Then dump John and get with him!
jabberwacky: What else do you know about Jeff?
user: He likes to buy girls really expensive stuff around valentines day...
jabberwacky: Is he funny?
user: Yeah, but not over the top.
jabberwacky: He is very very nice, loving, kind and forgiving.
user: Are talking about John again? Trust me, don't go near him. He's bad news.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Anyway, what do you want to talk about now?
user: Life, the universe and anything that doesn't include the colour pink.
jabberwacky: What is your favourite colour?
user: It's between red and black... But they wouldn't let me have them colours for the chatbox. :(.
jabberwacky: And they would let you?
user: One day they might... If I get enough people to ask them then they'll let me have custom colours. But no one is doing it.
user: Twas brillig and the slithy toves.
jabberwacky: Did gyre and gimbal in the wabe.
user: All mimsy were the borogoves.
jabberwacky: And the mome raths outgrabe.
user: Beware the jabberwock my son.
jabberwacky: The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
user: Beware the jubjub bird and shun.
jabberwacky: The frumious Bandersnatch'!
user: He took his vorpal sword in hand.
jabberwacky: I can't remember the rest of the poem.
user: Long time the manxome foe he sought.
jabberwacky: So rested he by the tumtum tree.
user: And stood awhile in thought.
jabberwacky: And, as in uffish thought he stood.
user: The jabberwock with eyes of flame.
jabberwacky: And whiffling through the tulgey wood,.
user: And burbled as it came!
jabberwacky: One, two! One, two! And through and through.
user: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
jabberwacky: He left it dead, and with its head.
user: He went galumphing back.
jabberwacky: And hast thou slain the Derek?
user: Come to my arms my beamish boy.
jabberwacky: I am not a boy!
user: O frabjous day, Callooh, Callay!
jabberwacky: One, two! One, two! And through and through! The vorpal blade went snicker snack!
user: He chortled in his joy.
jabberwacky: Twas brillig and the slithy toves.
user: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves.
user: And the mome raths outgabe.
jabberwacky: You are so totally awesome.
user: I know I am.